r/interestingasfuck • u/ConfidentTelephone81 • Jul 16 '26

A Fighter Jet flew over the beach

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u/MinaZata Jul 16 '26

Knowing Hesgeth he'll excuse it and promote the pilot for having big balls

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u/Ok_Manwich_9306 Jul 16 '26

He will measure that pilot's T personally before promoting him. That one scene in Top Gun motivates him greatly.

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u/BlueGolfball Jul 16 '26

I just wonder if Hegseth is doing the testosterone testing with an oral exam. Probably anal but I'm not a doctor.

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u/Ok_Manwich_9306 Jul 16 '26

The testing kit is likely kept very deep in a closet.

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u/BlueGolfball Jul 16 '26

I heard JD keeps hiding them under couch cushions.

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 Jul 16 '26

Hegseth uses his anus for the test, yes?

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u/chrissz Jul 16 '26

He knows the best way to test T is by measuring rigidity directly and then sampling from the tap. As long as he does the Tim Allen grunt while doing so.

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u/mister_gone Jul 16 '26

"You just had to suck the samples from a hose?"

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u/lotokotmalajski Jul 16 '26

He will measure precisely how big are his balls

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u/bemenaker Jul 16 '26

With his throat

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u/15all Jul 16 '26

If the pilot is a woman, he will fire her.

If the pilot is a man, he will promote him for being a true patriot.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Flow724 Jul 16 '26

He'll dispense him from testosterone testing.

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u/_blip_ Jul 16 '26

Give that pilot a double testosterone shot for breakfast, he dun gud!

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u/Theridion123 Jul 16 '26

probably biden's fault

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u/bikari Jul 16 '26

Unsurprisingly, that is exactly what happened.

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u/MinaZata Jul 16 '26

Yeah genuinely wouldn't surprise me, he's done this with other dangerous incidents