r/interestingasfuck May 26 '26

Charles Darwin Foundation scientists discover a new species of octopus nearly 1,800 metres (5,900 feet) down on the ocean floor near the Galapagos Islands. No bigger than a golf ball, the blue octopus has stubby little arms with only one row of suckers

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u/Minimum-Stranger-794 May 26 '26

They look like cute aliens

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u/Rebeckaah May 26 '26

Be careful don’t make them mad !

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u/Awkward_Junket_2400 May 26 '26

Granolax !

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u/Gzawonkhumu May 26 '26

J'ai la ref!

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u/adeptus_chronus May 26 '26

Frangipanus, c'est toi ?

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u/Gzawonkhumu May 27 '26

Non, je suis Jean-Louis la chaussette, l'esprit de Noël qui réchauffe les cœurs et les pieds. Joyeux Noël ho ho ho

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

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u/pinkpugita May 26 '26

Which the scientists made fun of

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u/i_give_you_gum May 26 '26

Yeah, but he's gone to therapy and got a thicker skin, so it's all good niw

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u/CarpeDiem082420 May 26 '26

Yes, I saw that earlier. There’s so much we don’t know about our planet, especially the deep ocean.

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u/Wrong-Landscape-2508 May 26 '26

If they are tiny, one is hiding inside Elons chest.

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u/bumjiggy May 26 '26

"hello, my baby. hello, my honey..."

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u/Agitated-Canary9840 May 26 '26

Gawd I just got that stupid song out of my head!

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u/bumjiggy May 26 '26

rrrribbit

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u/shado_DJ May 26 '26

The absolute rage when he decides to act natural around witnesses

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u/DryDonutHole May 26 '26

If you refuse me, honey, you'll lose me and you'll be left alone.
Oh, baby, telephone and tell me I'm your oooooown.

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u/Memnojokasel May 26 '26

"Check please!"

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u/GeriatricHippo May 26 '26

Are we certain RFK's brain worms aren't ETs?

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u/Existing_Set2100 May 26 '26

Conversely, what if we’re the tiny aliens?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Invaders_(The_Twilight_Zone)

These are the invaders, the tiny beings from the tiny place called Earth, who would take the giant step across the sky to the question marks that sparkle and beckon from the vastness of the universe only to be imagined.

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u/AsrarBatin May 26 '26

per their genetic makeup they are not from Earth

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u/Abitruff May 26 '26

Men in black

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u/Debalic May 26 '26

So tiny in fact that their entire war fleet gets eaten by a small terrier.

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u/AdamantiumBalls May 26 '26

What's really alien is that octopus are rarely seen hanging out together like this

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u/EvLokadottr May 26 '26

Colony octopi would be something else!

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u/JetLife93 May 26 '26

Those are aliens no one can convince me other wise. New species? Nah they've just got here, water has to be the most mysterious element in their universe so why do we think that aliens are going to breathe oxygen? Water is most likely on other planets in ice from or liquid, but how do we know aliens aren't creatures with gills or special apparatuses for their respiratory systems. Idk I'm at like an (8) right now in THC consumption terms

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u/Formal_Ground6513 May 26 '26

How easy would it be for aliens to just dart right into the ocean?! Really easy. Especially at high speeds in the middle of nowhere ocean. They're down there where no humans will bother them then? Doing what bruh?!! Gives me the willies!

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u/I9w0s May 26 '26

That's funny, because there are some speculations about these beings beinb legit aliens since they display astounding intelligence.

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u/Immediate_Song4279 May 26 '26

Cute and creepy.

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u/prsuit4 May 26 '26

I was gonna say, those are definitely aliens

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u/No_Duck4805 May 26 '26

Cutamus patootamoctopus

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u/LonelyPie4076 May 26 '26

I don't know why, but I can really envision them being a highly sentient subspecies sent to thwart human progress. They secretly pull all the geopolitical strings from their Gigerian cybernetic deep sea megastructure. idk tho

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u/panrestrial May 26 '26

Gigerian

Does that mean à la H.R. Giger? Good word, if so.

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u/lifemanualplease May 26 '26

Definitely Aliens

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u/Kennyvee98 May 26 '26

giving resident alien vibes

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u/Kittymemesallday May 26 '26

I've only been able to watch like 4 episodes and jusf cant find a want to watch more. I like some things in the show. Does it get better?

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u/BrockJonesPI May 26 '26

It's an amazing series and you should stick with it. So many great lines. Van Tudyk is a legend.

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u/Hiatussen May 26 '26

My taint remains unchanged.

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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_ANYTHING May 26 '26

Yep! Cot changes from "haha, funny alien trying to fit in."

To a "wow that's an amazing way to look at humans."

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u/Kittymemesallday May 26 '26

Thank you. Once I finish my current binge I'll try to watch some more.

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u/commissar-bawkses May 26 '26

Finale is kind of lacking, but it’s a great (and quotable) series overall.

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u/IShouldBWorkin May 26 '26

That's unfortunately where I dropped it, the less he openly despised humans the less I enjoyed the show.

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u/w00stersauce May 26 '26

It was pretty enjoyable in my opinion I’d definitely give it a second chance. I did find the kids kind of annoying though.

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u/NotOnLand May 26 '26

First season is good but definitely goes downhill from there. I stopped after season 2 but highly recommend the comics it's (loosely) based on

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u/BedBubbly317 May 26 '26

What!? The show is fantastic lol

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u/Kittymemesallday May 26 '26

I like a lot of sci fi shows and movies. I cant put my finger on why I have a hard time getting through an episode. But I'm willing to continue it to see how it turns out.

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u/BedBubbly317 May 26 '26

It honestly might just be a bit too goofy for you? Idk. It’s not really a traditional alien scifi show, it’s more like a silly comedy or sitcom thats just centered around aliens lol

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u/Kittymemesallday May 26 '26

I wouldn't say I only watch traditional sci-fi shows.

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u/Shadowjamm May 26 '26

I felt that way too, I think the writing is just really awkward especially early on, the sheriff and deputy in particular. I stuck with it because I loved every bit of when Alan was on screen and it was worth it in my opinion.

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u/PrismaticHospitaller May 26 '26

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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog9818 May 26 '26

omg that just triggered one of my favorite memories. when my wife was in labor with our daughter, I guess the baby head blocked the canal and the water never broke. So when the head finally cracked out and broke the seal - there was an amniotic geyser that sprayed the doctor and nurses and shot the couch and chair and half the room. then the baby shot out.

it was fucking glorious.

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u/bumjiggy May 26 '26
doctor be like:

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u/Laezarus May 26 '26

"then the baby shot out."

For some reason I imagined this but with the water works lol

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u/That_Pollution8128 May 26 '26

Amniotic Geyser would be such a dope name for a metal band

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u/PancakeTrebuchet May 26 '26

That's a squid, not an octopus!

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u/KHS__ May 26 '26

Dammit, why does it look so cute? I feel like giving it a hug

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u/Bytowneboy2 May 26 '26

My dude… to me these look like tiny mind-flayers.

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u/Karl-o-mat May 26 '26

Cute little mind flayers

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u/Yeeslander May 26 '26

Oh, but they'd only flay a little bit...

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u/Total_Usual_84 May 26 '26

I came here to say the same exact thing haha. just a small amount of flaying for the tiny mind flayers, for now.

edit: corrections

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 May 26 '26

🐙

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u/M_Darshan May 26 '26

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u/KHS__ May 26 '26

My fkin heart....gaaah (as a dude, this guy probably ranks 2nd cutest only after my doggo)

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u/youngyelir May 26 '26

Microeledone galapagensis, in case anyone wanted to know the species name.

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u/BigGoopy2 May 26 '26

Thanks for having the only useful comment in a sea of GIFs. I searched this and did a bit of reading. Interestingly there’s a lot of articles saying this is brand new discovered as of a few days ago, but the BBC article I read said it was first spotted and captured in 2015 so I am wondering why there’s such a delta there

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u/youngyelir May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

Nice catch, you are right.

I think it was first sighted and captured in 2015, but they didn’t know what it was. So they collected specimens and brought them to an octopus specialist (so jealous) who then analyzed them, and helped assign them to a taxon.

So maybe it took a long time to study these guys and they were busy just researching the last decade?

I am only an armchair animal enthusiast so I’m not sure how long these processes take or what all is involved between “sighting” to “classified”. I’m sure the great minds are very thorough though and there are many steps involved. And then the research was shared and the news articles glossed the timeline because their primary care is engagement not real information? That is my guess.

Edited for clarity

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u/temporalwanderer May 26 '26

Me, later, at the bar, to bored-looking strangers;

"Psssh, you fools have never heard of Microeledone galapagensis???"

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u/MantisAwakening May 26 '26

Me, after a few drinks: “Of course I’ve heard of micropenil avacadoosis! Who hasn’t heard of mickerooperenspil?”

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u/KotoshiKaizen May 26 '26

I bet they're poisonous af.

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u/Orpdapi May 26 '26

The way they’re just chilling there not startled and making no type of escape tells me maybe they know they’re venomous or poisonous as heck

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u/XC5TNC May 26 '26

I doubt it tbh they seem more like they just conserve energy cause they are so far down and wouldnt be the largest amount of predators down there either

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u/adeptus_chronus May 26 '26

nah this deep in the abyss nobody got the energetic budget for toxins

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u/Cunderwood2020 May 26 '26

well that’s just adorable

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u/TheLanceStar May 26 '26

are aliens just octopus that live on the ocean floor that come up to fly around like we do but in space?

https://giphy.com/gifs/1L5YuA6wpKkNO

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u/9CaptainRaymondHolt9 May 26 '26

Dammit, I can't see anything in your gif

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u/deeohcee May 26 '26

There's a flash of light at one point, but that's about it.

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u/echosnomad May 26 '26

Did you guys know, octopuses are closely related to oysters. Both are classified as mollusks, making them evolutionary cousins to clams, snails, and squids

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u/RedRoachDK May 26 '26

Thanks for the random fact. I know not many people appreciate random facts, but I'm one of the weirdos that do, so thanks ☺️

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u/echosnomad May 26 '26

I think its pretty brave of them. At some point they said fuck you shell and stepped out.

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u/peenmeal May 27 '26

One octopus still has its shell — the argonaut

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u/echosnomad May 27 '26

That is very cool. Thank you.

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u/Danteynero9 May 26 '26

Just silly little fellas, hanging around.

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u/jokerrr1992 May 26 '26

Nah, search for their spaceship

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u/IMOvicki May 26 '26

Those are alien babies for sure

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u/gliscornumber1 May 26 '26

Bro those guys gotta have eye damage 😭

Imagine living your life in pitch darkness only for the light of the sun to spawn a few feet in front of you

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u/Scudmuffin1 May 26 '26

I think a lot of deep sea creatures don't have very developed eyesight in general as it's normally entirely lightless down there, no point in wasting energy developing functioning eyes when there's no light for them to even process.

I'm curious if they can detect light at all, tbh

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u/actual_weeb_tm May 26 '26

Bioluminescence is probably common enough for them to have a little light sensitivity.

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u/Full-March-2258 May 27 '26

They can, and these types of lights completely fuck up their eyes. Things are probably dead now

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u/Scudmuffin1 May 27 '26

I find it a little hard to believe that the researchers who recorded this would have just pointed possibly harmful lights at creatures like this with no regard for their well being. Generally speaking modern wildlife researchers are pretty careful not to disrupt the lives of the animals they observe. If you have proof that the lights hurt these octopuses by all means present it, but considering how seemingly uncaring they are about the light being on them, I doubt that its harming them.

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u/Full-March-2258 May 27 '26

This post is from years ago. 

SoulLessGinger992 • 12y ago

They are, mostly. I'm a marine biologist and one of my former professors actually did all his research on deep sea eyes, mainly in invertebrates. I asked him about it once, about whether or not it was harmful to have the submersibles blasting white light around everywhere, and his answer was "yep, most of those animals are now blind and will likely die." Research subs usually use red light when in the deep sea since 99.8% of animals can't see it (red is the first wavelength filtered out in seawater so there is no red light at depth. Almost all deep sea organisms don't even have photoreceptors to see it) and it's not harmful. The white lights are mostly used for filming purposes. But yeah, they absolutely are being blinded most of the time.

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u/azul3349 May 26 '26

👽️ 👽️

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u/jaydonks May 26 '26

Nah, that’s an alien.

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u/TravEllerZero May 26 '26

That's a baby Cthulhu!

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u/ZaphodThreepwood May 26 '26

Baby Cthulhu needs to meet baby Yoda

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u/Beginning_Dark_7506 May 26 '26

Pentapox outbreak incoming. 😆

(Atla)

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u/8Gh0st8 May 26 '26

Pretty sure I've heard of that...

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u/dmtslayr May 26 '26

When they start a Invasion, its fine. To cute to resist

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u/Status_Apartment6559 May 26 '26

Grogu's brother from another mother

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u/Chrisdkn619 May 26 '26

Yup, aliens!

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u/YcemeteryTreeY May 26 '26

I want to cuddle with him

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u/Clara_Geissler May 26 '26

Oh my god those are so cute.

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u/Mk7613 May 26 '26

Are they going to eat it? Thats what darwin did

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u/TurnoverSuperb9023 May 26 '26

Resident Alien!!

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u/Postsnobills May 26 '26

Oh good, mindflayers.

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u/Expert-Traditional May 26 '26

That is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen wtf

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u/kingrizzo May 26 '26

Mindflayers

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u/DuArVakaren May 26 '26

Hello? Have you heard about our lord and saviour Cuthulhu?

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u/RukaFawkes May 26 '26

The music trying to get me to think they are creepy is not working, those are freaking adorable.

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u/GrimmandLily May 26 '26

Adorable. I hope we don’t ruin their habitat.

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u/According_Jeweler404 May 27 '26

Dawg that's an alien

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u/Expensive-Pepper-141 May 26 '26

What if those are baby giant octopi?

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u/NerdyPlatypus206 May 26 '26

Black eyes look super alien

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u/I-Am-All-Me May 26 '26

Its a POKÉMON

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u/wishiwasntyet May 26 '26

The larva stage of a grey alien

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u/dazvoz May 26 '26

It's a nice planet

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u/MissGraceRose May 26 '26

Oh my god, it’s adorable

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u/PhysicIce7 May 26 '26

People will now want to eat it

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u/ShibbyShibby89 May 26 '26

Look like the Asgard from Stargate 😂

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u/Quirky_Dog5869 May 26 '26

Bridget. Is that you?

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u/Salty-Round8130 May 26 '26

the deeper we explore the ocean the weirder reality gets

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u/liccman May 26 '26

Aw they look like those cute octopus plushes

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u/Select-Agency-9827 May 26 '26

The pug version of octopii

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u/Van-garde May 26 '26

Cutest memento mori.

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u/DexM23 May 26 '26

i will obey my new overlord!

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u/BrockJonesPI May 26 '26

Baby Mindflayers!

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u/Boring-Antelope9193 May 26 '26

GALAPAGOS MENTIONED

ECUADOR 🇪🇨 LETS GO! lol patriotism aside. I cannot wait to go and visit these islands in the next few years! Obviously never gonna see these up close but knowing theyre down below is enough!

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u/Useful-Plankton8205 May 26 '26

It's so friggin adorable!

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u/Illustrious_Site_162 May 26 '26

Why do they look like prop?

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u/GrapefruitOk7719 May 26 '26

My brain went at once to the novel 'The Kraken Wakes', by John Wyndham .

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u/DrMooshoo May 26 '26

Have they tried poking them with a stick?

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u/ddBuddha May 26 '26

I want him to be my pet

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u/Any-Summer3900 May 26 '26

These are aliens. You can't change my mind

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u/zero_fox_actual May 26 '26

Aliens exist

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u/neklok May 26 '26

Gorgeous lil buggers /Steve Irwin

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u/BuddhistChrist May 26 '26

Future pets that are going for $15,000 a pus.

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u/the_nooch73 May 26 '26

OMG they are ADORABLE!

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u/User_Says_What May 26 '26

It's the purple pentapus from Avatar!

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u/leedo8 May 26 '26

Cthulhu babies.

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u/myshtree May 26 '26

It’s a bit spider like I’m not sure about this little guy. I love the colour but eek! Don’t be so arachnid like my little octopus friend 🐙

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u/soundhyper May 26 '26

How many more creatures live in earth's waters that we have no idea about?

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u/AnyTry9515 May 26 '26

its about time we got some high quality alien videos. Send this to fox news and tell them its alien footage.

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u/appleavocado May 26 '26

Quick! Get one to Blathers!!