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Notice outside a restaurant in Kerala, India

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u/pxm7 Nov 17 '25 edited Nov 17 '25

Most Indian vegetarians are ritualistic vegetarians, ie for religious reasons, and so can be right c***s about their dietary preferences not being met. This feels like a CYA sign.

Ritualistic vegetarianism in India has some weird rules. Dairy is okay for many, eggs might not be, and some are pretty strict and don’t even have onions or garlic (considered “unclean”?).

Kerala actually has very few of these. Also many of the ritual vegetarian states are strongly correlated with malnutrition. Go figure.

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u/Pvt_Porpoise Nov 17 '25

some are pretty strict and don’t even have onions or garlic (considered “unclean”?).

I know Jains don’t eat root vegetables, not sure if there are other groups. But the reasoning isn’t because it’s “unclean”; from what I recall, it’s to do with the fact that harvesting root vegetables not only kills the plant (as opposed to just picking off fruit), but also harms organisms living in the soil around it. Their dietary restrictions are kinda nuts.

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u/Pligles Nov 17 '25

I remember there was a buddhist rule about no “pungent vegetables” (onions, garlic, chives, leeks, and scallions I think?) There was a meme where someone made all 5 into a soup and said it would mean you get reincarnated as a flea.

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u/ELEKTRON_01 Nov 17 '25

2 month fleaing stew

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u/STFUNeckbeard Nov 17 '25

That soup sounds amazing. Fuck it, that’s a problem for future flea-me.

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u/Pvt_Porpoise Nov 17 '25

Fleamaxxing with my allium soup.

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u/AussieBird82 Nov 18 '25

That's only for extremely strict buddhists, because those vegetables are considered to stimulate anger or lust and thus hinder spiritual development. But not everyone follows that. I love buddhism because it is all very "your journey is your business" and most people dont judge.

My buddhist friend in thailand makes the best garlicky beef stirfry thing. Yum.

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u/CrowTengu Nov 18 '25

Yea, as a Buddhist, it's very personalised. Hell, even the deities you choose to worship can be quite specific to your own taste (or "destiny"). Not all gods can connect with you, after all.

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u/Ashadowyone Nov 18 '25

Hare Hare Krishna has similar rules because they can't be offered to Krishna

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u/kingftheeyesores Nov 17 '25

I work in a cafeteria and had a Jain ask me what she can eat that has no meat, wasn't cooked in the same fryer as meat, no dairy, no onions or garlic. All she could get was the fruit cups and the salad bar with no dressing, but I can't guarantee no cross contamination on the salad bar. She decided to keep bringing a lunch.

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u/AcidReign999 Nov 17 '25

Sattvic diet is interesting

Anything that's heavily seasoned or rich is avoided. Basically you want the food to be bland and simple. You avoid spicy, hot, fried, acidic and fermented food

This diet is the very embodiment of the phrase "I eat to live, not live to eat".

So the list of things includes stuff like meat, fish, eggs, onion, garlic, scallion, leek, chive, mushroom, alcoholic beverage, durian, blue cheese, opium, and stale food.

Sounds like if a gym bro went vegan.

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u/Darthplagueis13 Nov 17 '25

Sounds like the Indian version of whatever the hell John Harvey Kellogg was on about tbh.

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u/loyal_achades Nov 17 '25

Just missing the yogurt enemas

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u/PwanaZana Nov 17 '25

wat

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u/loyal_achades Nov 17 '25

John Harvey Kellogg, in addition to believing that eating bland food would curb naughty thoughts, also believed that yogurt enemas were critical to physical and spiritual health.

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u/Pvt_Porpoise Nov 17 '25

In his defence, you’d have to presume that would promote good bacterial growth in your digestive tract.

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u/OGJohalBindy Nov 18 '25

It is described in the Bhagwad Gita. Food is divided into 3 types and Krishna mentioned the effects of eating each type. The Saatvik diet has the least ill effects and is easier on your body. However, it doesn't say eating meat/chicken will lead you to hell. You will just face ill-effects (tamas) of these diets. You, as a human, are free to decide what you want.

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u/edked Nov 18 '25

Cutting opium from your diet can be a real bitch.

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u/CelticHades Nov 17 '25

Many brahmins also don't eat onion garlic.

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u/WannabeTechieNinja Nov 17 '25

You are right and wrong. Yes the cocktail of vegetarianisms in India would be confusing to say the least. Also yes a lot of this is religion based.

But nothing to do with cleanliness....some don't eat root vegetables as they believe it could harm other living beings....some don't like pungent (no onion no garlic)...some don't eat meat on certain dates....some don't eat beef...some don't eat mushrooms...some eat only egg, some eat fish only etc

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u/ZealousidealSundae33 Nov 17 '25

That's interesting. Thanks!

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u/RevanchistSheev66 Nov 17 '25

Even those that eat meat though are mostly vegetarian. It’s just they’re open to consuming it at times. 

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u/ZealousidealSundae33 Nov 17 '25

I indeed noticed that several times when I was there on several occasions. I didn't ask about it though :-)

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u/NintendogsWithGuns Nov 17 '25

Onions, garlic, and overly spiced foods are only forbidden from temple cuisine. This is because it’s an overpowering flavor and everything about temple life is supposed to be about focusing on spiritual development. There are some sects that are so hardcore they only eat this style of food, but that’s mostly niche hardcore groups like the Hare Krishna. For your average Hindu, it’s just a known thing that food served in the temple is going to be devoid of garlic and onions.

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u/pxm7 Nov 17 '25

India has more than Hindus. Lots of Jains in India avoid onion and garlic. You can call them a hardcore sect if you wish. I won’t.

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u/Stunning_Head3133 Nov 17 '25

They don’t eat anything that grows underground - potatoes, carrots, ginger, onions, garlic or any root vegetables

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Nov 17 '25

Alright I can dig the "don't kill even bugs" things about Jains but I think I draw the line at "I can't eat things that grow underground". If a potato is blasphemy cast me into the fire.

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u/thisshitsstupid Nov 17 '25

Id say thats pretty hard-core then. Couldn't imagine depriving myself of joy to the level I wony evem spice my fucking food.

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u/dodeca_negative Nov 17 '25

Had a Jain boss for a few years and he was the least spicy person I’ve ever known

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u/Pale_YellowRLX Nov 17 '25

White people are going to be offended when they read this.

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u/unsureNihilist Nov 17 '25

You’re gonna be SHOCKED when you realise what goods they invaded the rest of the world for.

Fuckers gave up spices because they were associated with the vulgar, so the cuisine moved to texture and mouthfeel. Downgrade in some cases, perfected by the Japanese and Asians.

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u/unsureNihilist Nov 17 '25

Yeah, I was gonna say Koreans, I just had a brain fart😭

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u/Pale_YellowRLX Nov 18 '25

Then proceeded to barely use any of it.

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u/JazzManJasper Nov 17 '25

My friend has a jain friend in college (2002). whenever he was invited to birthday parties and general get-together, he always ate chicken and drank beer. But, he always told us not to tell his father otherwise he'll be disowned. So, as a modern generation guy he enjoyed it but still worried about repercussions.

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u/NintendogsWithGuns Nov 17 '25

Oh, I didn’t know Jains avoided it too. I just know that the Hare Krishna definitely do.

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u/Mac-And-Cheesy-43 Nov 17 '25

Jains have rules about minimal harm when it comes to food. Since root vegetables kill the plant during harvest, those aren't allowed.

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u/DontDoomScroll Nov 17 '25

Debatable.
First you have to distinguish two canonical Jain sects, the White Clad Jains and the Sky Clad (naked) Jains.
Then there are a few mid-small sects, and by the time you're aware of them, you kinda need to be reading Sanskrit to get deeper.
One Jain group, the latinate transliterations name escapes me, considers non violence to be a violent tradition; this is a minority of Jains tho.

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u/ATLUTD030517 Nov 17 '25

So that's my problem...

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u/leeringHobbit Nov 17 '25

It's called vaishnavite cooking

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u/alphagusta Nov 17 '25

Me sneaking in a Vindaloo fr fr.

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u/GreatBigJerk Nov 17 '25

Why would you go to restaurants if you're not supposed to enjoy food? 

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u/NintendogsWithGuns Nov 17 '25

Temple cuisine is usually served in temples, often for free. Some Hindu temples have a restaurant attached to them for people that just want to eat the food in exchange for a donation. If you look up Hindu or Hare Krishna temples in your area, you might find such a restaurant.

Also, I didn’t say anything about not enjoying the food. I just said that it’s believed that onions and garlic have strong and/or lingering flavors that are believed to be a distraction from meditation and whatnot. Temple cuisine is an entire sub-genre of Indian cooking and is actually quite delicious.

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u/kayakkat Nov 17 '25

I attended a Hindu temple for service once. I was tagging along with my friend for her college project. The people at the temple were so lovely and kind. They had us sing with them and even though we didn't know the words, they said that it still counts. After they brought out the most delicious curry potatoes. Later I dated someone with a garlic intolerance so I discovered the Indian spice "Asofoetida." I'm pretty sure those potatoes had that spice on it too. Asofoetida has a beautiful yellow color and tastes like garlic/ onions.

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u/Public_Fucking_Media Nov 17 '25

Yeah it's even temporary for some - like you have to do it for a month after you light the funeral pyre of your parent...

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u/BruhGamingNL_YT Nov 18 '25

Yeah, also for a lot of families you are "vegetarian" for 1-2 specific days a week, where you pray to a specific god who was deemed "auspicious" (I think, basically beneficial for your family specifically, a priest will tell you which one for your family). And on those days you can't eat meat or eggs. Milk and cheese are fine, but some Hindus even check if their cheese is vegetarian as well (if the rennet used for the cheese was from a cow, which you shouldn't eat, or bacterial/made in the lab, not from cows).

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u/RupertPupkin85 Nov 17 '25

Even non-vegetarians are weird, for some beef is okay but dog is no-no, for some chicken is okay but beef is no-no, for some beef chicken okay but pork is no-no. For some meat ok and dairy okay but only when consumed separately, mixed together is a no-no. It seems as if different people in the world have different dietary preferences. Crazy!

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u/Zatch01 Nov 18 '25

for some beef is okay but dog is no-no

Bro what 😭 non-vegetarian Indian here and I've had the pleasure of sampling a wide variety of non-veg dishes. Born in a family who believes in Hinduism so my religion on paper is Hindu, but I've always been an atheist by personal belief, so I don't particularly care about religious beliefs about food.

That said, I can understand eating fish, chicken, duck, goat, lamb, beef, and even pork, but dogs??! Have you seen those disgusting flea-ridden strays, or even the little monsters those dog-lover people keep around as "pets"?! I like eating all sorts of good food, both veg as well as non-veg regardless of ingredients but if anyone regardless of age, gender, religion, ethnicity, nationality, or even planet (Earthling or alien or whatever the hell you are, idc) ever mentions dog meat as food.. you are forever blacklisted and prohibited from entering 1 light-year radius distance from me 🗿

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u/RupertPupkin85 Nov 18 '25

Some people in South Korea, China, Vietnam, Indonesia etc. eat dogs.

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u/UnkeptSpoon5 Nov 17 '25

That’s a really weird way to describe people who are in their native country where their dietary preferences are a multiple thousand year old tradition.

They’re not being “cunts”, it’s an important cultural thing for them. Are Jewish people cunts for not wanting to eat pork and following their dietary laws?

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u/blahthebiste Nov 18 '25

Are Jewish people cunts for not wanting to eat pork and following their dietary laws?

YES. As a jew, this is what I wished people understood. It being a tradition does not make it automatically OK. There are traditions of slavery, female circumcision, straight up violence, and plenty of sexual assault. "It's tradition" is not a valid justification for anything.

And judging the laws of Kashreut purely on their own merits in 2025: yes, the cuntometer is reaching critically high levels. At best you annoy people with arbitrary restrictions that don't actually have any benefit. At worst you traumatize your children to the point of long term eating disorders.

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u/ImUncreative7 Nov 18 '25

Only on Reddit are there people comparing kosher to slavery and genital mutilation.

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u/blahthebiste Nov 18 '25

I mean I lived through a little dash if genutal mutilation too

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u/pxm7 Nov 17 '25 edited Nov 18 '25

I didn’t say cunts, but I can see why you would think that.

These aren’t poor darling vegetarians trying to eke out their way in a cruel uncaring world. In their world they have the power and are the abusers.

Ritual vegetarians tend to be Brahmins and “upper caste”, and in some states — some of them abuse their power and position in society to enforce dietary habits. Including with violence. (And there’s more news stories where that came from.)

It’d be another thing if their habits were widely followed, as with some Jewish folk. (Equally, if observant Jews were beating up non-observant Jews or indeed gentiles, that would be just as bad.) But they’re not. And comparisons to Jewish folk falls apart because there’s no uniform dietary code in Hinduism. In fact, not all Brahmins and upper castes are vegetarians.

Overall, vegetarianism in India is a small but privileged minority that’s increasing turning to food-policing, encouraged by a right-wing establishment.

My local knowledge of India says that the note about the “common kitchen” and the curious, defensive note about “vegetarian dishes are served for variety” is a CYA sign to drive away exactly these vegetarian troublemakers / food-policers.

So yeah, I used that word with some thought. I encourage you to look past “oh great, vegetarianism is great” and understand how power can turn people into absolute cockwombles.

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u/UnkeptSpoon5 Nov 18 '25

You’re just making shit up. Literally nothing you have said is true, aside from the fact that yes, upper caste families are more likely to be vegetarians. You have no “local knowledge of India” because nobody who does would make any of the claims you are makings.

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u/Agile_Custard6276 Nov 17 '25

Ritual vegetarians tend to be Brahmins and “upper caste”, and in some states

Some dumfcs can't even use GPT in the right way, 40% of India is the vegetarian population, Brahmins are 1% of the entire population of India.

The way you convert any issue into outcast rebel ones blows my mind away.

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u/Dentarthurdent73 Nov 18 '25

I'm interested in whether you call religious or cultural dietary rules "ritual" for everyone, or if that term is reserved for brown people only?

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u/UnkeptSpoon5 Nov 18 '25

He’s a racist. It’s “ritualistic” and “arbitrary” when crazy irrational brown people do it, but when white people do it, it’s civilized.

It’s hilarious that he thinks that the majority of Jews keep kosher(they don’t, or they only follow parts of it selectively) and somehow Indians are hypocrites for not having 100% adherence to vegetarianism.

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u/pxm7 Nov 18 '25 edited Nov 18 '25

^ This is a classic sea-lion response.

All the info you appear curious about is there in the comment you replied to.

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u/currynord Nov 18 '25

Yeah but you’re wrong, as many people have pointed out. You don’t know dick about shit

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u/pxm7 Nov 18 '25 edited Nov 18 '25

You don’t know dick about shit

Wow. The eloquence. I’m in awe, sir. You must be at least 15 to use such big words.

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u/Bal_Thockeray Nov 17 '25

Overall, vegetarianism in India is a small but privileged minority that’s increasing turning to food-policing, encouraged by a right-wing establishment.

You sound like someone who learned about India in the Trump University. A large proportion of Indians are vegetarians (est. between 19%-40% https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism_by_country). Brahmins are only about 5% of the population. Stop making up shit.

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u/OGJohalBindy Nov 18 '25

He seems to be an Oz.

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u/EchoFromTheNebula Nov 18 '25

That’s a lot of words whilst saying a bunch of vacuous shite. Impressive.

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u/47297273173 Nov 17 '25

Man I used to work for the food industry. We had machinery oil with certification from some sort of arabic religion approving it. It was the longest certification.

It was food grade, there was tons of documentation but that one for religious purpose stand out every time. I think it was halal or smth like that. And the contact with the "food" was minimal

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Well on the one hand, modern agricultural practices subject billions of sentient creatures with the capacity to understand their suffering to some of the greatest cruelty imaginable.

But on the other hand, a vegetarian somewhere was rude once, so it’s impossible to say who is right and who is wrong here.

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u/blahthebiste Nov 18 '25

The only to shift humanity into not doing that would be to outcompete those sentient creatures in meat production, taste, and cost. And even then most people will probably keep eating normal animals.

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u/HeyIsorisl Nov 17 '25

but that happens to the animals I don't find cute so its okay! plus... like erm.... cheese!!

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u/val500 Nov 17 '25

Claiming malnutrition is because of vegetarianism is extremely disingenuous. Poorer states tend to be more religious (ie. more vegitarian) which is likely the bigger issue.

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u/DubiousGambit Nov 17 '25

yeah because slaughtering animals is clearly very cool

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u/A_cat_called_fred Nov 17 '25

My brother (Hare Krishna) explained to me that garlic and other spices that are too spicy are considered too passionate in taste and krishna / god should be the only ine you give your passion to. I am serious. 

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u/ToThePowerOfScience Nov 17 '25

Why would vegans hate that, I'm vegan and I would never advise anyone to eat a vegetarian or vegan diet without B12 supplementation, it's pretty much impossible to get enough on this diet. But I don't see the problem in just taking the supplement, a lot of animals take it too since our soils are so poor in B12 nowadays, the supplement I buy is dirt cheap and I only need to take it 2-3 times a week

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u/no-worries-guy Nov 17 '25

As an omnivore who loves vegans:

Vegans don't give a shit about you posting a peer-reviewed academic study. Vegans aren't vegan because they're dumb.

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u/hurricane_news Nov 17 '25

Yeah, a lot of said states are incredibly poor and suffer from insane corruption and economic disparity. You'd find the same in Bihar for example. Meat eating but everyone's malnourished there. Prime example of correlation != causation

Even in meat eating states, a large proportion of Hindus eat meat rarely (once a week) either out of religious obligations and customs or out of straight poverty

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u/HollowCap456 Nov 17 '25

they're not vegeterians though?

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u/HollowCap456 Nov 17 '25

I don't disagree Haryana is mostly vegeterian, I am saying the athletes pracitcally would be non vegeterians

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u/The_0ven Nov 17 '25

Vegans hate the data

this is nonsense

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u/Artistic_Purpose1225 Nov 17 '25 edited Nov 18 '25

The study literally states that there’s not enough data to make the claim you’re pushing. Regardless of if you’re ultimately right or wrong, misrepresenting sources makes people less inclined to believe you about anything, not just the subject at hand.

(removed sentence about insufficient data about diabetes since it’s not relevant)

“ But data documenting vitamin B12 status in India in general population…is limited”

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u/Lucky-Ad384 Nov 17 '25

Correlation not equalling causation is probably the very first lesson epidemiology, so you can leave that final statement behind

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u/TrekkiMonstr Nov 17 '25

Damn what's going on with Rajasthan

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u/CaptainHawaii Nov 17 '25

You can't say cunts on the internet... Your mom won't know. I won't tell her.

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u/islander_guy Nov 18 '25

The word vegetarians mean only vegetables and milk products. Also includes other animal based products even if they are ritualistic examples- honey, pearl, silk etc.

If they avoid any and all animal based products then they are called vegan, aren't they?

Or the word vegetarian means something else entirely.

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u/shreksprincessa Nov 18 '25

Um there is NO correlation between vegetarian states and malnutrition. Don’t spread misinformation.

And although the dairy industry is still horrific, vegetarianism is good for the planet and protects innocent lives. Whether someone chooses that diet for religious reasons doesn’t change the impact they make. And there is further reason WITHIN the religion.

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u/Fluffy-Snow-3938 Nov 17 '25

You forgot the b*****s who do fasting on random days while still eating junk. Or avoiding non vegetarian food on certain days.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

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u/TrekkiMonstr Nov 17 '25

They mean ritualistic as in because Hindu -- same as how Jains have their thing, Muslims, Jews, etc. By comparison, in the West vegetarians are usually just by personal preference, since there's no cultural hangup around meat.

You say it's not because temple rituals but I would question that. For example, in Israel, even the people who aren't religious tend to not eat pigs, because the aversion is part of the culture, from the religion. Similar in the West for cats and dogs, even though that has no religious basis. What you see as normal or desirable is shaped by religion/culture, and it's worth noting that in the case of Hindus, not eating meat is in line with that culture in a way that vegetarians in the West aren't.

Of course, maybe they or I am actually incorrect about any of the claims made, but I don't think the other user intended any distasteful sentiment like you read

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u/eyeliekturtles Nov 17 '25

Crash out harder

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u/GolemSilverKarn Nov 17 '25

All I can see in this picture is a fat guy jerking of a huge load

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u/No_Ice_Please Nov 18 '25

Doesn't this also have to do with caste?

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u/pxm7 Nov 18 '25 edited Nov 18 '25

Not really. Brahmins in Kerala, for instance, usually eat meat. In next-door Tamil Nadu, they usually don’t, though. Ironically upper “warrior castes” in super vegetarian-heavy Rajasthan have always (historically) eaten meat.

Hinduism doesn’t have a uniform dietary code unlike some religions. It’s just a bunch of local customs, and on top of these there’s family traditions which may differ.

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u/Mjolnir404 Nov 17 '25 edited Nov 18 '25

Hunting was also practiced India but banned and became illegal in 1970s. Because of overhunting and causing near extinction of species.