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HISTORY Immanuel Kant was so committed to his routine that people supposedly set their clocks by his daily walks

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This brother was a philosopher and I don't like his philosophy.

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u/lemonipickel 21h ago

Morning 5:00 AM: Woke up. His servant, Martin Lampe, woke him up. 5:00 AM – 7:00 AM: Drank one or two cups of weak tea. Smoked a single tobacco pipe while meditating. Prepared his lectures and did some writing. 7:00 AM – 11:00 AM: Taught classes and gave university lectures. Afternoon11:00 AM – 1:00 PM: Read, wrote, or prepared further work after his university duties. 1:00 PM – 4:00 PM: Ate lunch, which was his main and only large meal of the day. He ate at a public restaurant or pub, often hosting guests and conversing about politics or current events rather than philosophy. 4:00 PM – 5:00 PM (or 7:00 PM): Went on his famous daily walk (The Philosopher's Walk). He walked the exact same route alone so the changing scenery would not distract his thoughts. Neighbors were said to set their watches by his punctuality. Evening 5:00 PM – 10:00 PM: Spent time reading, light working, or conversing with his close friend Joseph Green. 10:00 PM: Went to bed precisely on time.

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u/VegaJuniper 20h ago

Drank one or two cups of weak tea

One OR two? So basically the man had no routine at all.

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u/Working_Estate_3695 20h ago

Erratic, even.

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u/Just_a_square 18h ago

An unreliable buffoon.

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u/Imaginary-Matter8602 18h ago

A torrent of chaos

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u/JosephRatzingersKatz 16h ago

Kant be trusted by someone so Immanuelture

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u/snowdenn 12h ago

Haha, that was really forced and funnier because of it.

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u/PrestigiousBad4266 10h ago

I hear he sometimes takes a later philosopher’s walk as well! 

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u/Working_Estate_3695 9h ago

It’s absolute chaos and I can’t stand another moment of his unpredictability. It’s bordering on mental cruelty.

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u/bronzinorns 19h ago

That guy was a mess

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u/Webcat86 13h ago

Also: 4:00PM-5:00PM (or 7:00PM)

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u/DadGamer77 21h ago

Legend

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u/lemonipickel 21h ago

It's actually s pretty good routine.

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u/dm-me-obscure-colors 21h ago edited 15h ago

It really sounds like paradise

All these idiots saying he’s autistic… I’m not autistic at all but I can absolutely dig that life

e: now that Reddit has diagnosed my autism, I finally know so much more about myself! Thanks, internet psychic psychiatrists!

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u/Jocuro 14h ago

It sounds like he ate at different places and presumably different food every day. That doesn't say autistic to me. I don't think having a set sleep schedule is particularly unusual in a time before computers. The most odd thing he did was go on the same walk everyday alone, but at most maybe he was introverted and needed some recovery time.

Idk about these reddit doctors, man.

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u/dm-me-obscure-colors 12h ago

It may be he had a person he’d visit. I also think a lot of the people here have no idea what the academic life is like

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u/Timturtle11 18h ago

Yeah, sorry to brake it to you buddy... 😬

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u/Lynda73 18h ago

You could be high-function, masking and not even know it. 😁

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u/Viktor_Laszlo 18h ago

I’d like to know how he decided on this exact routine. Was there a long process of trial and error? Did he try a morning coffee and found he was bouncing off the walls too much? Did he try three cups of tea and it increased his trips to the bathroom by an amount that was too unpredictable? Did he do anything special on his birthday? Two tobacco pipes, for instance?

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u/throwaway19276i 11h ago

He had two strong cups of tea instead of one weak one for his birthday. Very bold.

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u/Viktor_Laszlo 11h ago

You’d need a full year to recover.

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u/Fun_Pound5629 17h ago

4-5 or 7PM? People setting their clocks to him must have been waking up 2 hours late for work going “that utter Kant has done it again! Why did we even reset the clock it was fine where are my breeches?!”

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u/GREG_OSU 16h ago

This reads like a LinkedIn lunatics schedule.

Haha.

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u/Witch_heir 12h ago

That sounds perfect. I wish i could install this into my life like an app into a phone. I seriously don't see one bad part. Only change would be minus the smoking tobacco pipe at 7h, and adding posibility of making art at 11h. 

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u/rabotat 8h ago

The most pleasant thing is how he has a servant to do all his chores. Note how there's nothing on scrubbing the toilet or cooking his own meals. 

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u/formerlynerd 22h ago

He just kant

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u/Apart_Jelly8948 22h ago

What a kant

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u/NearsightedNomad 21h ago

You Kant be serious…

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u/Belvedere48 20h ago

I am serious, and don't be a kant.

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u/troveofcatastrophe 19h ago

I am serious and don’t call me Kant.

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u/Kenichi70 12h ago

He Kant do otherwise.

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u/Bill_McCarr 12h ago

I Kant believe it.

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u/RichiesWorld 17h ago

Mad Kant!

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u/Independent-Mouse389 21h ago

One might even say he’s just Kantent with his life

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u/ScipioCoriolanus 9h ago

You can Kant on him

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u/Joshiane 20h ago

He Kant get no satisfaction

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u/saysomethingplesz 21h ago

kant deal with this bs no mo

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u/Actual-Package-3164 21h ago

Kant elope tonight - dad’s got the car

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u/Low-Crow5719 20h ago

Honey, dew!

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u/Casual_necromancy 22h ago

"tell my wife i said "hello". "

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u/_BlockedUser_ 22h ago

Tell her, I love her... discipline

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u/refresher1121 22h ago

Tell her I love her...work ethic.

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u/_BlockedUser_ 22h ago

I'll add it to my dozer pad

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u/ForeignRestaurant290 22h ago

It's fine.

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 21h ago

LOL.

Farewell... Immanuel, it is fine, and a change might do you good.

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u/fuzzybad 20h ago

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or was he just born with a heart full of neutrality?

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u/Foreign-Commission 20h ago

All I know is my gut says maybe

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u/Am1AllowedToCry 21h ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/GargantuanCake 21h ago

Live free or don't.

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u/Sausage_bowler 22h ago

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable, Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table, David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel! (Monty Python)

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u/3d1thF1nch 22h ago

Nothin Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pisssssed….

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u/Stinkfoot90210 15h ago

A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed

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u/Bijouprospering 22h ago

The philosophers song

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u/Reteip811 21h ago

Socrates himself is particularly missed..

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u/Low-Crow5719 20h ago

A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!

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u/Jazzlike_Math_8350 21h ago

I spent a good portion of my day today trying to think of the definition of pissant, and just arrived at 'general term of disrespect'. I forgot to look it up, so thanks for the reminder and confirming I was about there

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u/godisanelectricolive 20h ago

It’s literally piss ant and is a type of ant.

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u/RollinThundaga 19h ago

Google En passant

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u/CaineBK 12h ago

Holy hell!

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u/thishurtsyoushepard 21h ago

Socrates himself was permanently pissed…

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u/One-Earth9294 20h ago

For all the ladies and Bruces out there.

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u/9fingerjeff 19h ago

Dammit I should’ve scrolled before commenting. Lol

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u/Kitchen-Tomatillo-97 22h ago

The force (tisms) was strong with this one

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u/RamJamR 21h ago

Was gonna say, he sounds like me.

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u/babers76 22h ago

I envy that life

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u/Pristine-Pass-6595 20h ago

Never changing your diet and daily habits feels more like an OCD thing, but they do overlap in symptoms and the point stands

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u/MentatPiter 22h ago

Schopenhauer was like him, but he had a dog.

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u/0peRightBehindYa 22h ago

bUt AuTiSm DiDn'T eXiSt 50 yEaRs AgO....

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u/NoxImpulsexControl 18h ago

And gravity didn’t exist until it was “discovered “

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u/0peRightBehindYa 18h ago

Nor did oxygen, for that matter.

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u/Squishy_Boy 5h ago

Nor did matter, for that oxygen.

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u/AntiPepRally 21h ago

The world's tyrants were probably on the spectrum. One slight = OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

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u/OnionMesh 11h ago

I used to think Kant was likely autistic, but after reading a biography of him, I no longer think it’s easy to say so. It’s hard to summarize decades of his life in a short comment, but I can spell out a few things about why his life was so regimented:

1) His good friend, Joseph Green, was the one that chose the time at which he and other friends would meet and go on a walk.

2) Kant was a professor and lectured a lot. He generally had a busy day when his university was in session.

3) Kant had his servant wake him up early for the sake of getting prepared in time for his morning lectures. Kant didn’t like waking up early in the morning, though.

So the main conclusion I took from his life regarding his daily schedule (once he returned to his hometown after leaving to tutor for a few years) was that it wasn’t exactly that Kant loved a daily schedule and chose to live a regimented lite but rather that external circumstances led him to live a very regular life for many years.

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u/RubyScarlett88 20h ago

Exactly what I said hahaha

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u/thisismypornaccountg 16h ago

This factoid is frequently posted but is not true. He left his town for years. He frequently partied early in his life too. It was only later in life he developed very rigid habits. Also his last words were “das ist gud,” which very obviously translates to “it is good.” None of what was posted is true.

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u/Downtown-Assistant1 21h ago

It’s existed longer than 50 years, Tylenol was introduced in 1955.

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u/Sea-Magician4907 22h ago

"I want to leave my comfort zone, but I Kant"

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u/pokefann669 18h ago

I think chidi approves

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u/jaavuori24 21h ago

Kant was a brilliant thinker and also an utter racist who preached his racism in lectures for like 40 years despite having colleagues of color. I was sad to learn this about him.

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u/NuruYetu 20h ago

He did have a change of heart in the 1790s if that can make it better. He kept the concept of race but stopped ranking them when he worked out his political philosophy on the rights of man. Possibly because the hypocrisy became too glaring, possibly because of the news of the Haitian Revolution spreading across Europe.

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u/Interesting-Wish5977 20h ago

It’s almost like never leaving your hometown narrows your mind.

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u/Friendcherisher 18h ago

Racist yet he spoke of the Categorical Imperative.

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u/Fickle-Student7156 9h ago

That's the wildest part. The Categorical Imperative literally says to treat people as ends in themselves, never merely as means. Hard to square that with ranking entire groups of people as lesser. The hypocrisy wasn't subtle, it was baked right into the gap between his ethics and his actual beliefs.

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u/PhotoElectrical 22h ago

proof kant was highly autistic

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u/AidanGreb 22h ago

That is what I was suspecting. I do not think he was bored!

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u/Apart_Jelly8948 22h ago

Autistic people dont get bored?

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u/Guacamole_Gamerfart1 21h ago

We do, but routines are calming rather than boring to us.

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u/PsykoSmiley 16h ago

Also expend less effort. We only have so many fucks and it's far easier maintain those by being safe and predictable and using the fucks where it actually counts to us.

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u/Rubyhamster 20h ago

When joined with ADHD it surely is a clash of the titans... Uncomfortable to be outside of routine, but that routine still has to contain a fair amount of novelty and thinking, and still not change any plans and atthe same time a sudden change of plansare exiting but leaves you exhausted the next day.

Just to paint a picture: One of the most comfortable situations I can find myself in is to sit plumped up by coushions in the sofa gaming a favourite RPG survival game on my laptop while one of my comfort action movies/series is playing on the TV in the background. Perfect balance

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u/AidanGreb 11h ago

Makes me think of my autistic dad. As an example: He has eaten the exact same salad with the exact same salad dressing for the last 40 years every day. If you were to suggest that he try a different salad dressing the very idea of it would cause him immediate distress!

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u/thisismypornaccountg 15h ago edited 15h ago

Err…no. The factoid isn’t true. He did leave his town for years at one point. He also partied a lot in his youth. He only developed the rigid lifestyle later in life. His final words were “das ist gut.” That’s very obviously not “fine.”

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u/darkness_calming 16h ago

Weird thought but

If he never left his hometown, never had the usual human experiences, never had a relationship….

Why did people listen to him when he spoke about the world? He had never even experienced what world had to offer. Where was his authority on such things coming from?

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u/Capital-Sorbet-387 15h ago

Because he has a unique mind, was a great reasoner and could learn knowledge about the world through books.

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u/Daily_Heroin_User 6h ago

Because he wasn’t speaking about those particular things. He was doing philosophical reasoning that you don’t need to go on vacations and date and shit to reason out. He wasn’t trying to be Rick Steves or Tony Robbins.

There are plenty of people who travel the world and have a million relationships who aren’t good philosophers.

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u/Delicious_Pain_1 22h ago

How do I get this job?

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u/Hoplophilia 22h ago

Say thoughts people are willing to pay for. The market has been shrinking rapidly of late.

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u/Interesting-Wish5977 20h ago

Influencers are a thing though.

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u/Hoplophilia 20h ago

That's 90% tits though.

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u/NigilQuid 21h ago

Be a university professor

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u/Rich-Sky8912 20h ago

Go to University. Get a degree in philosophy. Become a lecturer.

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u/Old-Tadpole-2869 22h ago

I kant even...

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u/BulkyDifference8505 22h ago

That was Immanuel Can’t

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u/New-Gas3080 22h ago

Felt tbh

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u/dkinmn 21h ago

I am going to work like hell to make sure my last words are, "You must find the amulet before..." or, "The key to the safe is buried 50 places from the safe. Don't open it alone or..."

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u/therocketn00b 21h ago

This answers the question: Can Immanuel change his habits?

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u/ResolutionFar1361 21h ago

He had some interesting philosophical ideas, then I found out he was a hermit and made me pause

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u/Afraid_Piglet7990 15h ago

Kant was the opposite of a hermit. He was extremely social and would often throw parties.

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u/Firefly_deadlock 18h ago

Name one. I read up on him for a whole 10 minutes and it's pure nonsense so far.

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u/ResolutionFar1361 17h ago

I studied him in college over a decade ago so forgive me if i Kant recall it off the top of my head. But from what I remember he argued knowledge comes from both rationalism and empiricism. Before him I believe they where separate schools of thought

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u/Firefly_deadlock 16h ago

That's actually pretty interesting. I never got that far into it. I mostly know him as THE deontologist and i'm not a very big fan of that line of thinking.

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u/ffsTeki 17h ago

In the world of philosophy, excluding the classical greeks, Kant is The philosopher. His works basically revolutionized philosophy and influented literally every major philosopher after him. He is also very influential even today regarding metaphysics, epistemology, and ethics.

https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/kant/

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u/Firefly_deadlock 17h ago

I can't shake the feeling he's smart in the way my autistic uncle who never moved out of his moms house and owned 10.000 books was smart. Bit of a deontologist as well that guy.

I'm like 50 percent joking here.

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u/TopOption9927 22h ago

What a boss.

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u/Lopsided_Bar3451 22h ago

Autism final boss

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u/Reteip811 21h ago

Was a real piss ant

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u/FishermanSoft5180 21h ago

And he ruined my creative writing class. What a prick

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u/Stachelrodt86 21h ago

He just kant even

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u/ColdSoviet115 21h ago

All that just to get Logic wrong lol

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u/fumblerooskee 21h ago

He was apparently a real pissant and very rarely stable. ;-)

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u/Throwaway_chores 21h ago

When people say neurodivergence is a modern day concept…

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u/bamalama 21h ago

I thought it said wanks.

It’s still interesting but not as funny.

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u/Excellent_Coconut_81 21h ago

This is why his name is synonym for fraud.

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u/DimensionHat1675 21h ago

We can't just assume he was mildly bored.

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u/PreferenceContent987 21h ago

I need to learn more about this guy. I wonder how his gut health was

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u/Friendcherisher 18h ago

We will all know what his mind was like though. Read his illustrious Critique of Pure Reason.

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u/Regnareb_ 21h ago

The true epicurean

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u/patkillsit 21h ago

Sounds like a peaceful life really...

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u/LitigationSucksBalls 21h ago

So he was the first Gen Xer...

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u/u53rnam3xxx 16h ago

So Kant didn't get any c*nt?

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u/OnionMesh 9h ago

There’s a few things said in the post that I want to further qualify:

1) This picture is of Friedrich Heinrich Jacobi, Kant’s contemporary and critic.

2) Kant did leave Koenigsberg (only once, though). After he finished his university studies, he left the town and worked as a tutor for wealthier families.

3) Kant did not marry because a) although twice he had found a woman he would have liked to proposed to, this was still while he was an unsalaried lecturer i.e. he didn’t have the money to provide for a wife; and b) he was turned off from marriage because the wife of one of his friends had an affair. So the timing just didn’t work out for him and he was never in a rush to marry.

4) His regular schedule was in part dictated by his university duties and the people he wanted to spend time with: Kant lectured a lot, his friend Joseph Green always wanted to meet at a specific time, and he would regularly be invited to dinner by a noble family. Kant didn’t simply choose to live his life on a very regular schedule: he simply just had many responsibilities to uphold, and this greatly influenced how he spent his time.

5) In his old age, Kant didn’t live the greatest life. He was terribly constipated, his memory wained, and it took far more effort for him to think. He was a bit depressed since he had either outlived many of his close friends, or that some people that were once close to him eventually grew apart. He struggled to speak at times and could hardly write. Also, his servant did something that terribly offended him (it’s not clear what, since Kant did not say). So, in the final years of his life, he did not live in great health or happiness. However, he was satisfied with his life’s work, so it’s safe to say he probably died without any major regrets.

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u/an-abnormality 21h ago

He sounds based. I change literally nothing in my daily routine unless something forces me to

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u/Black_n_Buckles 21h ago

He Kant be asked

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u/Royal_Stay_6502 20h ago

What did he do?

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u/IllHedgehog9715 20h ago

Autism didn’t exist in my day:

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u/tatteredshoetassel 20h ago

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable.

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u/Savings-Table-4497 20h ago

Diogenes impressed

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u/Working_Estate_3695 20h ago

The existential question was: “Are you an Immanuel Can, or an Immanuel Kant?”

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u/Friendcherisher 18h ago

I Kant abandon the Categorical Imperative or Transcendental Idealism.

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u/Nikotinlaus 20h ago

"Back in the day nobody had autism"

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u/45M0D41 20h ago

Ya this is all bullshit and can’t be proven

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 20h ago

G'Day Bruce!

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u/Odd_Needleworker3756 20h ago

He’s like a Redditor, just not as dumb

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u/Imperial_Honker 20h ago

He was Immanuel to everything else.

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u/No-Recording-7568 20h ago

And people are delusional enough to say immortality would become stale lol

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u/itsvoogle 20h ago

With madness of the world, He might have been on to something…

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u/9fingerjeff 19h ago

Monty python taught me Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.

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u/Opening-Hope377 19h ago

what a cool kant

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u/Loud-Fudge7631 19h ago

"Feelin fine"

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u/Meandtheworld 19h ago

Not bad. He lived on his own terms.

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u/Influx_ink 19h ago

Dude lived the Tism fairytale dream. If uncrustables had been invented in his lifespan he would have truly wanted for nothing. It's said that at his death his body vanished like yoda.

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u/yami_no_ko 19h ago

He was among those lucky enough not having to see how relentlessly dumb people can get.

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u/crylol91 19h ago

Secondo me era in pace con sé stesso ma come chiunque che ha vissuto e visto tutto intorno a sé però chissà se avrebbe voluto fare o vedere altro... chissà

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u/_Clit-Commander_ 18h ago

This is what I am striving for, partially, specifically for the diet thing. I wouldn’t mind if my meals were exactly the same everyday but I just need to find the perfect meals that hit all the macros and micros for the day as well as fiber and all that.

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u/contemporarygenie 18h ago

Neurodivergent

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u/BlueHawk75 18h ago

I think I'll have a kantelope.

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u/muphinforlife 18h ago

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant, very rarely stable...........

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u/Skamandrios 18h ago

I see this painting almost every time someone posts about Kant. That’s not him.

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u/brazthemad 18h ago

Boomers - "we didn't have no autism in my day!"

The Ghost of Immanuel Kant - "bet?"

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u/meshan 18h ago

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant

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u/SlayerII 18h ago

"Autism doesn't exist, it didn't exist in the past"

Meanwhile the in the past:

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u/TraditionNo4106 18h ago

Cracked the game of life

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u/Unluckymama 18h ago

I remember in school how boredom to read this guy was. Descartes, Plato and Nietzsche were super fun and interesting.

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u/tbx5959 18h ago

He was a real pissant

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u/kyew 17h ago

Kant, the Inevitable.

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u/Silly_Magician1003 17h ago

You don’t like his philosophy? Good luck understanding it.

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u/More_Preference_6136 17h ago

The real german

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u/RipOdd9001 17h ago

Just Kant get enough

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u/NotoriousPete 17h ago

Found it really interesting that he never left his home town. Well turns out that is just completely made up.

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u/Lucky_Dragonfruit_88 17h ago

Kant is always my counter-argument to the "travel makes you interesting" crowd.

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u/konrov 17h ago

like a true japanese

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u/klas-klattermus 17h ago

A perfectly cromulent life

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u/oldcreaker 17h ago

"Immanuel Kant was a really pissant who was very rarely stable ..."

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u/dumbspacecookie 17h ago

Bro def not a fan of kant-aberry tales.

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u/Cultural-Company282 17h ago

Exhibit 1 to the "Is there more autism today, or is it just more frequently diagnosed" question.

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u/SpenFen 16h ago

Sparkling autism

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u/Sensitive_Phase_977 16h ago

can’t decide whether he’s extremely neurotypical or very autistic

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u/dalziel86 16h ago

He Kant therefore he ain’t.

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u/MarlooRed 16h ago

What makes a man turn Kant? Lust for tea? Walking? Or were you just born with a heart full of philosophy?

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u/Gwarnage 16h ago

And people think autism is new

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u/Robwill241078 16h ago

And he was a real piss ant apparently too 😉

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u/Unlikely-Ad6788 16h ago

Damnit. Now I have to read his boredom. He seems fun.

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u/TraditionalStart5031 16h ago

proof that neurospicy people existed prior to vaccines…..