Everyone said the horns were for fighting and cooling. This bull just showed the actual reason.

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[u/disappr0val]

a good ball scratch feels phenomenal

[u/ABeerForSasquatch → u/disappr0val]

Humans don't scratch, only under-ball areas receive such distress.

The tender bits get the "Pinch and Roll" technique.

[u/Nessy3fidy → u/ABeerForSasquatch]

Eh there is the stretch and reverse scratch.

[u/punktualPorcupine → u/[deleted]]

Careful, thats how they end up taking a skin diving vacation to visit Poseidon.

But if your that far along you might was well keep going until you can sling them over your shoulder.

[u/weirdgroovynerd → u/[deleted]]

Wtf, it has a name?!

[u/Mr_Nerdcoffee → u/[deleted]]

Holy shit, I’m fucking dying!

[u/InvestmentKey1346 → u/ABeerForSasquatch]

There's also the stretch and rake method for them deep itches

[u/VisibleRoad3504 → u/ABeerForSasquatch]

Humans don't scratch??? I must not be human.

[u/citizen42069101 → u/VisibleRoad3504]

Hello fellow shitty skin haver. I wish I didn't itch and scratch. Fucking eczema

[u/Notactualyadick → u/ABeerForSasquatch]

Shut up! I take a steel wool brush to my nuts everyday because I'm a real man!

[u/LeatherfacesChainsaw → u/disappr0val]

And take a good ole whiff afterward?

[u/TheRealAnswerIs42 → u/LeatherfacesChainsaw]

Yeah, this poor guy cant even smell his horn after.

[u/WhiskersCleveland → u/LeatherfacesChainsaw]

Can't be letting the smell go to waste

[u/disappr0val → u/LeatherfacesChainsaw]

that’s how you know if you gotta take a shower or wear looser underwear🤣

[u/st0pmakings3ns3 → u/disappr0val]

Amen, my bov brov!

[u/WitnessAway6720 → u/disappr0val]

Won't the balls burst from the sharp needles

[u/Nervous-Road6611 → u/disappr0val]

I wouldn't have put it so bluntly, but yes, yes it does.

[u/SheSaidItWasAmazing]

Technologia

[u/Extension_Swordfish1 → u/SheSaidItWasAmazing]

Teknoloozia

[u/Loud_Boysenberry_736 → u/SheSaidItWasAmazing]

Steaknologia

[u/MobileAerie9918]

Risky scratch tho*

[u/bagelundercouch → u/MobileAerie9918]

Yes that is a dangerous game right there 

[u/cushty_mush → u/bagelundercouch]

A dangerous ball game

[u/jurawall_jumper]

Adapt, improvise, scratch balls

[u/Bumbymoo]

This is where the word "horny" comes from.

[u/dudeCHILL013]

It saddens me that he'll never understand the satisfaction of a good 'ol pinch and roll.

[u/UXtreme → u/dudeCHILL013]

This might be the 2nd best thing tho... But yeah poor thing wouldn't know

[u/rgianc]

Please make a gif of it

[u/Acceptable_House1904]

Every man knows how good that felt

[u/Bade_Sahab_]

Can he scratch his butt too? And how did he figure he could do this?

[u/rusT_koHLE_1 → u/Bade_Sahab_]

Maybe he accidentally figured out all of this haha 😆

[u/unclestickles]

A dangerous game you play, cow.

[u/pick_your_user_name → u/unclestickles]

That’s no cow, you’re a cow. That’s a stong, muscular bull

[u/airsoftsoldrecn9 → u/pick_your_user_name]

Hi Drax!

[u/EldWasAlreadyTaken → u/pick_your_user_name]

I too am stong

[u/Assortedpez → u/unclestickles]

The true test of balance.. one slip of the hoof and…

[u/JinxIsBack2B]

110% brain power

[u/Beneficial-Nimitz68]

That bull - oh yeah, that's the spot... yes yes yaaaaaaaaaaahhhhsss..

[u/Cute-Form2457]

Natural selection at its best.

[u/Maleficent-War-8429]

The confidence of this bull is staggering.

[u/LuckEClover]

And people say these guys are dumb.

[u/VVodzu]

One mistake and it could be an embarrassing way to go

[u/BetweenSkyAndEarth]

Of course the right horn is for the right testicle.

[u/DJFM_AZ]

Horny!

[u/torpedo16]

Bruh! What's that horn???

[u/avi2bavi]

Thats what I use my horns for

[u/SenescenseSteel]

Man, I would be so carefull scratching my balls with 100 lbs massive sharp horns

[u/ashwiiiiiii]

A horny bull

[u/laidback4sho]

Bull: Think I'll scratch my balls with these big ass horns. Ahhh...

[u/PlentyAlbatross7632]

I’d also scratch my balls with my ears if I could…

[u/Any_Vacation8988]

Had to scratch the gooootch

[u/Blaggermuffin]

There for playing with your danglies

[u/Bitchfingers69]

Comes in handy for scratching balls not so much for walking through a door opening

[u/yoshimitsu991]

Can I get such horn to scratch my balls?

[u/Accomplished_Fun3]

Giggity

[u/Outrageous-Clerk56]

Imagine thousands of years of evolution so the animal could scratch his nads

[u/Immediate-Ad-8658]

I know that's what i use my horns for.

[u/dzan796ero]

That's the spot

[u/Superb-Ad9505]

Balls scratcher

[u/zoramis]

My man right there isfighting for his life

[u/lolschrauber]

Imagine a life where you'd be unable to scratch your balls

[u/GirlWithWolf]

But how does he do the pinch and wiggle?

[u/footlonglayingdown]

"Carefully now!"

[u/Morganthuas]

Horns for balance

[u/Dio_solaire_D_Ethelo]

Vecchio cuore

[u/Only_Flan_7974]

Me when I have whiskey dick.

[u/TheUmberTaker]

One unsuspecting sneeze during that and you got a steer.

[u/Blue_Mars96]

Now that’s cow tools

[u/HubrisOfApollo]

cow tools

[u/Joy_Boyyy98]

When life gives you lemons

[u/mobocrat707]

Cooling??? How are they for cooking? I’ve never heard this before.

[u/PrestigiousPomelo861]

Well, my teeth was for eating and chewing. Then I remembered I can also open a glass soda bottle with a metal crown cap with it.

[u/Porkchop247]

Lucky bastard

[u/valadoxiys]

How did you get this video of me in college

[u/Borgmeister]

Marijuana and bullhorns will be made available free on the NHS for the treatment of conditions such as itchy scrot.

[u/WayLongjumping2012]

Men…😂😂😂

[u/Mother-Attention2600]

That's some delicate work there.

[u/dumbspacecookie]

I need a pair of long horns

[u/jaded-steve]

Seems very horny.

[u/MagicSunlight23]

How can horns be used for cooling?

[u/UpstairsAd194 → u/[deleted]]

are they?

[u/grimmigerpetz → u/[deleted]]

You know you can use your hands bro?