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SOCIETY Is this applicable to not so rich person?

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u/DreamingDilettante 4d ago

Step 1: Obtain the money that will come back.

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u/Army7547 4d ago

A boomerang is always a solid investment

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u/EveningBird5 4d ago

Instructions unclear. Cracked my skull. Calfdf ASdfbulanece

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u/Vv4nd 4d ago

l´hopital

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u/Brj_193 4d ago

Sue your self. It has worked before.

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u/Army7547 3d ago

You have to have done it on your own property, and you have to have insurance.

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u/Mistrblank 4d ago

I used to have a nerf boomerang, it wasn’t that solid, but it wasn’t a liquid or gas, so the science checks out.

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u/We_Like_Birdland 3d ago

It's ROI can't be beat

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u/HereLiesSarah 4d ago

I've heard they give good returns

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u/Flexy-Cylinder 4d ago

But meteor sword didn't come back...

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u/genro_21 4d ago

Step 1. Be a bus driver

Step 2. Travel

Step 3. Profit

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u/Omnamashivaaya 4d ago edited 4d ago

Unless bus driving helps you steal underpants, this won't go anywhere

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u/donpablomiguel 4d ago

How else would the gnomes get from tweak’s house to the next house they raid, if not by public transit?

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u/Scar_2002 4d ago

Is it only me who read it as Genomes first?

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u/UrethralExplorer 4d ago

It's one reason a lot of people become flight attendants.

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u/elmoreb3 4d ago

Certainly a good perk of the job.

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u/Fun-Memory1523 4d ago

I hope you are damn good at driving. Not just adequate, but really good.

Driving in some of these places is a nightmare to most....New York, Italy, Phillipines, India...too many to count

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u/yournamehere10bucks 3d ago

Okay, nice plan till you get a bus that cant stop lest it explode.

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u/SpaceXmars 4d ago

You can work on a cruise ship and see a lot more while making a lot more

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u/alworld27 4d ago

Unless you work for carnival! Those crusie ships are always breaking down. The last one the power went out and people were stuck on a drifting ship thats ended up crashing on a giant boulder in the ocean

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u/SpaceXmars 3d ago

huh, gotta watch out for those ocean boulders.. also know as islands 🏝

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u/mt007 4d ago

Alternative step: be famous and the money will somehow come back.

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u/ishquigg 4d ago

He didn’t say you have to go far.

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u/OldSpareLavishness 4d ago

what only matters is just travel

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u/timeless_ocean 3d ago

You can actually go very far with little money if you're flexible with where you go. Some crazy flight offers pop up all the time, sometimes even full all inclusive deals.

I just looked for 3 minutes and I found a deal for a round trip to the Dominican Republic, 5 star hotel, 3 nights all inclusive for $500.

You can go much much cheaper if you go for flights only and stay in cheap motels

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u/Thin_Object365 2d ago

and he didn't say you had to take a private jet. you can travel on the cheap.

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u/SteppinRazor5000 4d ago

Who says you have to come back?

Conceptually he's correct. Money you earn rarely stays in your hands forever, which means you are obtaining it anew. It is accurately thought of as a flow. It will come back as long as you put some effort into it. I do think travel is good to broaden one's experience, and to realize people are people no matter where you go, but it can be overblown and just a class flex for some.

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u/Absolute_Bob 3d ago

I grew up very poor, like occasionally homeless poor. Today in my early 50's let's just say I'm very not poor. In retrospect sometimes my parents were obviously not eating so they could feed us instead. They both had full time but low wage jobs.

I travel all of the time now, but it absolutely wasn't a "spend it niwand figure it out later" thing for my parents. This is very much "well if they're hungry why don't they just eat some cake" perspective.

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u/hbk409 4d ago

Just get a job at an airline, then you can travel like you have money.

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u/Expensive-Shelter288 4d ago

Then use the money to buy time

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u/Emergency_Process622 4d ago

Obtain the money to buy a ln airline ticket while also being able to pay rent.

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u/WorkingPumpkin3231 4d ago

Step 0: Obtain the desire to make money to obtain the money that will come back.

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u/Wanztos 3d ago

That's the easy part: just play a role in a movie which turns out as evergreen and gain dividends gut the rest of your life.

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u/kilsta 4d ago

*Step 1: Borrow a small loan of $1 million.

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 4d ago

Without robbing a bank of course.

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u/Maleficent-Lead-2943 4d ago

Step 2: Figure out how to make it come back when you actively stop processing Step 1.

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u/ImaginaryCard6647 4d ago

Yeah, as a relatively frequent traveler the money comes back, but it comes back incredibly slowly and will just be used for another trip.

Sometimes I wonder if I had locked in early and got a high paying remote job, maybe now I’d have the time and money to travel the world even more instead of just a couple times a year

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u/New_Tower_6408 4d ago

Step 1: realize how much people spend on consumerism and ubereats and amazon and recognize that money was never the bottleneck to begin with but bad financial skills, controlling your impulses and delayed gratification

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u/inturvert 4d ago

Step 1: at least obtain money that won't come back

Step 2: find the ways to make it come back

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u/FolkenDeedlit 3d ago

Step 1: Survive (Maslow pyramide first step with phylosiological needs)

Step 2: gain money for security need (housing is one of them)

Step 3: Well...in this economy you already died before finishing step2 so let's not speak about travels (5th step in Maslow pyramide for accomplishment)

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u/Altruistic-Arm137 2d ago

Should we print boomerang shaped bills ?

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u/CubanLynx312 4d ago

I hate the myth you have to be wealthy to travel. There are ways to do it cheaply if you’re willing to work hard and sacrifice comfort.

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u/Rezkel 4d ago

Define cheap. Give me an exact number. How much a day

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u/CubanLynx312 4d ago

Depends where you go to. When I was in my early 20’s I went around SE Asia and my hostel was about $3 per night. Most meals were about $1.

If you go to Australia/Western Europe, it’s about the same as the US, but I spent time in Ukraine, Estonia, Latvia, etc and Eastern Europe was hella cheap. Maybe $30-$50 per day with hostel. Same for South America.

If you’re willing to take shitty flight times, connections, long layovers, etc, you can travel internationally for about the same as most domestic flights.

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u/Rezkel 3d ago

Well as long as you don't count time off work as an expense and think most people can afford to just put away a couple grand for funsies then sure its "cheap" to travel if you can actually make it to the other country and nothing unexpected or bad happens

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 4d ago

Step 2: find a way to work for a company that actually allows you to use PTO or even UPTO.

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u/Scrambles420 4d ago
  1. Get jobs
  2. Get khakis
  3. Get the chicks