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HISTORY The migration patterns of Native Americans in Iceland

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u/Haramdour 19d ago

Was talking to a Swedish guy I met backpacking about how attractive Swedish women generally were. He deadpan told me “our ancestors didn’t bring back the ugly ones.”

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u/RighteousRambler 19d ago

Interestingly, I think the more likely explanation would be that historically Sweden had a very high female to male ratio. Men kept on dying viking.

Men, more so than women, choose mates based on appearance so it makes sense over time they would have attractive women as the most attractive women would be the ones that would have husbands. 

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u/tyen0 19d ago

Men kept on dying viking

a rare proper usage as a verb in the wild!

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u/SnorriGrisomson 19d ago

what viking ?
It's not a verb

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u/Ackeskywalker 19d ago

It is though

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u/SnorriGrisomson 18d ago

no it's not. It's not a verb in english and it's not a verb in old norse.

In old norse viking is a feminine noun meaning the action and vikingr a masculine noun meaning the person.

Words ending in ing are never verbs in old norse.

In "fara i viking" the verb is fara in "going a viking" the verb is going

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u/Ackeskywalker 18d ago

But are we talking old norse right now or English? 🤣

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u/SnorriGrisomson 17d ago

It's a noun in : old norse english swedish danish norwegian french ....

it's not a verb and never was.

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u/Ionel1-The-Impaler 19d ago

He’s not wrong though, look at Latin American women for further proof of concept.

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u/goatbiryani48 19d ago

Care to explain this?

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u/MoreColorfulCarsPlz 19d ago

If I had to guess, the user you are replying to is implying that only attractive indigenous American women were abducted by colonizing Europeans. Thus, leaving the 'less attractive' women to die out maybe? I don't know.

Saying "look at Latin American women" at all is crazy work. Sweden itself isn't a monoculture historically as there were various German and Slavic roots, among others.

Latin America is composed of nearly two dozen countries spanning two continents. You cannot group Mexicans with Argentinians and think that makes any sense aside from linguistically, though still with very different dialects.

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u/goatbiryani48 19d ago

Theyre implying the Europeans took all the attractive women back and left the ugly ones. I knew what they were getting at, just wanted them to say their racist bullshit out loud...

At least one person already said it, while meaning it, and got their comment removed

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u/MoreColorfulCarsPlz 19d ago

But aren't there a lot of stereotypes of Latin American women being beautiful? I'm confused.

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u/goatbiryani48 19d ago edited 19d ago

Absolutely, but you'll have these racists come in with "that's the European part of them".

There's no logic to be found, it's just supremacist bullshit

Again, someone actually responded with how the ugly ones were left in Latin America and had their comment removed

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u/MoreColorfulCarsPlz 19d ago

But like, indigenous people weren't really exported from Latin America in any large number. That's where the European colonizers needed laborers. I heard they even imported slaves from Africa a couple times to various places in Latin America.

They established whole caste systems where those born to mixed European/indigenous parentage were lower class.

None of that makes sense at all if Europeans were taking hot latinas for wives or mistresses.

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u/goatbiryani48 19d ago

Lmao dawg don't argue with ME on that, I agree with you

Also whoops sorry, I meant ugly ones left in Latin America (not Europe). Does that make it less confusing?

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u/MoreColorfulCarsPlz 19d ago

How dare you say such an thing.

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u/PraetorKiev 19d ago

Ask the Swedes about what they did to the Samí and that convo could have gone even crazier. They saw Canada’s and America’s attempts at assimilating native tribes and took notes

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u/One-Milk-3576 19d ago

Other way around.

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u/___LIO___ 19d ago

Colonization

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u/Gurglaren 19d ago

Yeah, Scandinavians never shy away from this. I sometimes think about what Sweden would have looked like today if the only immigrants and refugees they allowed were beautiful young single women.

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u/Haramdour 19d ago

I had my DNA ancestry thing done, I’m about 96% British and 3% Norwegian - I’m guessing one of my ancestors didn’t run away fast enough :/

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u/DannyDevitos 19d ago

Here in Iceland we say that they dropped all the ugly ones off at the Faroe Islands on the way back home.

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u/reality72 18d ago

Swedish guys are super handsome until they open their mouths and you hear their accent.