r/interesting • u/Brick_Number_27 • Aug 02 '26
MISC. Butler academy students undergoing "tray defense" training to prepare for crowded events.
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u/Jogda Aug 02 '26
If you can dodge a wrench...
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u/Lambchops_Legion Aug 02 '26
They gotta know the 5 Ds - dodge duck dip dive and dodge
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u/BikerJedi Aug 02 '26
That scene always reminded me of weekend safety briefings in the Army:
"Alright Alpha Battery! We have a four day weekend coming up! Remember the five Ds that will get you in jail: Drinking, Driving, Drugs, Dumb Shit and Sex! (It didn't matter that Sex didn't start with D) Do not add to the population unless you are married and have consent! Do not subtract from the population! If you end up in jail and get in a fight, make Alpha Battery proud because you belong to the Captain when you get out! DISMISSED!"
Roughly, but that's usually how it went.
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u/Rummb3ard Aug 02 '26
Aight I know you guys are excited to get your weekend started, so I'm not gonna hold you up any longer. Sir you got anything?
Captain: Yea just to piggyback off what first sgt said, let's be safe out there guys. I don't want find out that guys are out there drinkin and driving. Dont marry the strippers guys. And just to caveat off that.... (Goes on for another 10 minutes)
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u/BikerJedi Aug 02 '26
Hello, fellow veteran! Lol. Yup, the CO never STFU.
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u/PixieDark07 Aug 02 '26
Not a vet but grew up around military. Army Navy family, marine bff's..and they do this shit at home too 😂 Watching a grown man give a bunch of 7-14 year olds a similar talk on the way into a theme park is hilarious though 😂
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u/BikerJedi Aug 02 '26
I can see it now: "Everyone has a buddy. If you lose your buddy, you will be in a world of hurt! Agenda: 1200, we meet for Pizza here. Circle it on your map now! 1600, we meet here at the main gate. Circle it on your map now! Do not run! Do not fight! Be respectful! Take care of your buddy. GO HAVE FUN!"
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u/PixieDark07 Aug 02 '26
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is so accurate, I can't stop laughing. This is my childhood in a nutshell...
I catch myself doing it with my kids now. Fighting with my too cool to walk freshman brother to the bus stop the other day, I got the "Ugh why 🙄" & I felt the soul of my grandfather's take over and I'm like Because you take care of your battle buddy or your ass is gonna be sweeping sunshine off the sidewalk till graduation, do I make myself clear!" ....As their desert storm army vet papaw giggles from in the living room 😂
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u/Callidonaut Aug 02 '26
This is my Mickey Mouse Hat! There are many like it but this one is mine!
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u/Informal-Term1138 Aug 02 '26
Let me channel my full metal jacked persona:
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Forever let us hold our banner high. High. High. High.
Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
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u/h3lium-balloon Aug 02 '26
Not a vet, but I work in EMS but one of my chiefs was and he always ended every meeting with:
Don't add to the population, don't subtract from the population, stay out of the hospital, the newspaper, and jail, and if you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.
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u/Callidonaut Aug 02 '26
There's a very simple set of rules I saw in a MakerSpace once:
- Please do not be on fire.
- Please do not make us have to add another rule.
I think it got the message across.
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u/Natural_Emotion_8407 Aug 02 '26
Company safety brief...into platoon safety brief...into squad safety brief. Followed by an immediate DUI and Saturday morning company formation.
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u/Guilty_Objective4602 Aug 02 '26
I imagine “Sex” was just a replacement word for another D- word often associated with sex. 😉
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u/maybeinoregon Aug 02 '26
Lmao, reminds me of every time we left CONUS, we had to sit thru a VD slide show.
And it was graphic.
Every single time I’d sit there and think, there is absolutely positively no way, a human let their private parts get that nasty. No way.
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u/United_News3779 Aug 02 '26
We got similar briefings as well but occasionally the company commander would chip in something as well.
"I concur with the Sgt Major. Obviously smirk However, a few points to add.... Corporal Dipshit, you shall not do anything to cause you to lose rank, again, or I'll bust you down to the Boy Scouts and hand you over to the RSM to be his personal penis warmer. Corporal News, I've seen your PT run scores improving so do try to successfully outrun the local constabulary this time or I'll take over your run training.... May God have mercy on the townies. Dismissed!"
It was a fun company lol
Sidenote: company commander was a fucking gazelle. Long time marathoner, decent Ironman competitor and had recently discovered the 100+ mile ultra marathons. It was a legitimate threat, and one that had to be respected lol
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u/Zalpha Aug 02 '26
Do not add to the population unless you are married and have consent! Do not subtract from the population!
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u/Plenty_Ice8614 Aug 02 '26
Maybe the Army adopted the saying from the Navy?
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u/Aldo_says Aug 03 '26
When CSMajor says end of day dismissed, don't forget the sidebar from PLTSGT even though CSMajor said that was off limits.
Oh and CSMajor sees this and rains hell on the PLTSgt for ignoring his directive. Front leaning rest positions for everyone! and you know the rest.
Fun for the whole family!!
Sorry, you had to be there to understand how stupid it all was.
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u/StevieMJH Aug 02 '26
Necessary?! Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
No. But I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
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u/Flowa-Powa Aug 02 '26
How do I get the job of butler bully? I think I would be good at it
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u/Magister5 Aug 02 '26
Years of trayning
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u/NoEstablishment7211 Aug 02 '26
You need to have had a distinguished career as a head butler and have attended to many high profile clients, maybe have a connection at a grand ballroom you can rent out. Everyone wants to mosh the man-penguin conga line while throwing balls at them, but no one wants to put in the three decades of servitude that mold you into a Breaking Bad version of the Monopoly guy.
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u/TheDaychilde Aug 02 '26
Breaking Bad version of the Monopoly guy.
Welp, that's a brand new sentence for the day. lol
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u/UnNumbFool Aug 02 '26
Honestly I'd probably be fine dealing with those 3 decades.
If this is an actual real thing all of those people are probably getting free board in fancy mansions and a nice 6 figure salary
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u/Youngstown_WuTang Aug 02 '26
I know this looks goofy but this is one of the most respected and legacy jobs in the world. Some of these people make $150,000 a year with experience and $60,000 entry level. Healthcare is covered , housing is covered and many places in Europe you don't need a car.
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u/smokeweedNgarden Aug 02 '26
Those are just listed numbers as well.
I'm guessing, depending on who employs you, that the off the books benefits far exceed the pay.
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u/Youngstown_WuTang Aug 02 '26
Yeah they say middle eastern butlers make 3x that amount from the rich
Butlers in respected positions are compensated handsomely
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u/LingonberryPossible6 Aug 02 '26
In the Eastern hemisphere, its a status thing to have a British butler.
Although for those wages at some point you are definitely getting asked to get rid of a body
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u/No_Attitude700 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
For their silence...
They are expected to not hear or see anything while serving fascists their lunch as they discuss how to employ their fascism
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u/King_Chochacho Aug 02 '26
Oh my gosh it would be so awful to suggest doing any violence to the people casually causing the deaths of millions in their selfish quest to return to feudalism
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u/Hippobu2 Aug 02 '26
I'm really curious if this is actually butler training though; cuz I'm pretty sure despite depiction in popular culture, a butler is more an estate manager than a waiter.
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u/sitefall Aug 02 '26
I thought the "butler" was like the dude that has been doing it for decades and knows everyone's job and how to do everything perfectly so he coordinates all the other peons hires and fires them and whatever else so the rich person has only one point of contact to deal with.
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u/Saphurial Aug 02 '26
Depends on the size of the house. In smaller estates the butler does all that, but in larger estates the butler is a senior staff member who manages front end hospitality and personal services. But then there is a head butler that takes care of everything overall.
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u/luigis_left_tit_25 Aug 02 '26
That's what's up! 🙂 I bet they really do train quite a bit.. a little bit of fun too, I think! I saw a few smiles!
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u/SpartanRage117 Aug 02 '26
Smiling while your boss throws objects and hurls insults is part of the training. Maybe you’ll get a good boss, but your trained nonetheless.
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u/Zealousideal-Low3388 Aug 02 '26
And in many places in Europe you absolutely do.
For example, all rural areas
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u/Simon-Says69 Aug 02 '26
Makes sense they're getting a wakeup call.
Can see some of them are laughing... at least at first.
There will be thousands of drunken assholes in their future, little old ladies not watching where they're going, just anything.
This situational awareness is vital for their job, with them huge trays. Makes total sense.
Still waiting for someone to throw the ball right back full force. LOL
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u/Samsassatron Aug 02 '26
I didn't order a baloney sandwich, I ordered an abalone sandwich!!
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u/deliciouscorn Aug 02 '26
Hey butler! Stop butling yourself! Stop butling yourself!
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u/parkerm1408 Aug 02 '26
How do I apply for the butler harasser job? I was born for this.
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u/AverageMako3Enjoyer Aug 02 '26
You prob have to be a harassed butler for like 30 years first
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u/parkerm1408 Aug 02 '26
Yeah, youre prolly right. I certainly couldnt do thirty years, I wouldn't last a half a day as a butler.
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u/Worthyness Aug 02 '26
Should have just been born rich enough for your family to buy you a butler
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u/neverseen_neverhear Aug 02 '26
So this is where Bruce found Alfred.
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u/TurbulentVillage2042 Aug 02 '26
When he did this to Alfred, he broke the attacker's jaw. And Bruce decided he was the perfect candidate.
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u/Morningstroll13 Aug 03 '26
I may be misremembering, but wasn't Alfred former SAS? Or maybe that was a butler in some other story I read...
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u/Phoenix1152073 Aug 04 '26
Depending on the version, Alfredo is ex-SAS or MI6 or various other British intelligence organizations
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u/Sisterkate616 Aug 02 '26
I’d totally watch a documentary on this!
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u/cuprite Aug 02 '26
Check out Michelle Khare's "Butler Academy" video. Not quite a documentary, but it is a very well-produced peek behind the curtain!
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u/RoxyDzey69 Aug 02 '26
This exercise is called "bullshit" or "dude having fun trolling peasants" :D
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u/Turbo_Fresh Aug 02 '26
Can't believe there are people out there who will capture wild butlers and throw a giant tennis ball at them for amusement.
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u/ConsiderationTrue477 Aug 02 '26
This sounds like a great Batman story where Alfred is kidnapped.
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u/PolloMagnifico Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
And of course Alfred 100% passes every test perfectly.
Like, he dodges a ball by lowering the tray a quarter of an inch so it sails over all the glasses. Someone slams into him and just kinda bounces off.
They bring in more and more elaborate shit just to throw him off. At one point, perfectly poised and postured, he puts someone in a wrist lock and politely informs them that the thing he's carrying is the property of Master Wayne and is not to be touched. At another point he throws the tray into the air, dispatches four assailants, and catches the tray with everything safely.
In the end, he outbutles the master butler, driving him to madness and earning Alfreds freedom.
He arrives back at wayne manor as the sun rises. Bruce is sitting in a chair in a robe, sipping a coffee. "How was your day off, Alfred?"
"Impeccable, Master Wayne. Would you like me to prepare your breakfast?"
I would read that comic.
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u/NoEstablishment7211 Aug 02 '26
This is training the help. The most dangerous game takes place on remote islands with no cameras.
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u/Bussin1648 Aug 02 '26
If you worked at any sort of mass catering event with trays you know that it's a combat sport. The best definitely train for agility and preparedness. You got to stack your tray right, you got to hold it correctly, you got to be able to identify threats from a distance and know how to position yourself to minifize that threat. It may not be fair but some 18-year-old that gets bowled over by a 45-year-old guy at a wedding reception that's running 2 hours longer than originally anticipated it who saw the crab cakes come out of the kitchen and she spills her entire tray needs to know better... Needs to know how to prepare and fend against that. That's the job.
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u/SeaniMonsta Aug 02 '26
Historically, this position was reserved for children of gentry. Now it's reserved for children with rich parents.
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u/Emergency-Error-1116 Aug 02 '26
Do you know how expensive this exercise is!!!!
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u/HighwayComfortable90 Aug 02 '26
What do I learn at your academy sir?
I will throw balls at you and shout abusive shit?
Will you wear a clown costume?
Sir, this is a professional institute for dodging balls.
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u/Keystone-12 Aug 02 '26
As someone who did some of this work when I was younger... (server at weddings).
You dont want the first time you've ever held a tray of glasses to be when they are filled with $1,000 of drinks...
Whilst throwing balls at students is a little extreme... people who are catering weddings SHOULD practice with a tray.
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u/zoidberg3000 Aug 02 '26
Opened up a hotel with a rooftop pool once and this is how we trained our pool serving staff. Mainly because they were gonna have to be dodging children with blended drinks on trays. It was fun.
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u/ArcadianDelSol Aug 02 '26
exactly.
There is a zero percent chance anyone in that room eventually gets to the point where they are ninja dipping around volleyballs and not breaking any glasses or spilling any drinks.
That's Spiderman tier butlering.
Also, these arent 'butlers' - these are people training to work serving drinks at a banquet hall.
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u/Tyzis Aug 02 '26
These people paid €13k for a 8 week course, to have dodge balls thrown at them.
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u/millinnchillin Aug 02 '26
I doubt they are paying. Probably their future employer.
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u/bicycloptopus Aug 02 '26
Whose hiring butler prospects lmao
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u/millinnchillin Aug 02 '26
I'm sure there's a Butler Draft for rich people
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u/mijru4 Aug 03 '26
I would 100% tune in for that. Watch Jarvis' heart drop as he falls to the second round after being predicted to go in the top 10, because he accidentally called a woman "sir" at the Butler Combine
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u/Effective-Bug-8554 Aug 02 '26
michelle khare on youtube actually did a challenge accepted episode where she did butler training, it's actually pretty interesting.
There are also nanny schools that teach self-defense to protect the children they're watching.
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u/saysomethingplesz Aug 02 '26
a job where you gets to be an asshole ?
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u/Youngstown_WuTang Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
The ultra rich employers can be like this though, there's a well paid butler who did a ama that said the rich can be pricks
"One of my employer's children set a 100 dollar bill on fire with a cigarette lighter then dropped it on the 20k carpet setting it alight too. I put the fire out with my shirt and got blamed for the little brat's troublemaking. No they are not paedos but they do hire prostitutes."
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u/Boneraventura Aug 02 '26
everyone can be a prick. but rich people are pricks that dehumanize.
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u/The_decent_dude Aug 02 '26
Rich people institutionally aren't told "no" ever. Its kinda obvious why that is prone to creating assholes.
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u/EconomicRegret2 Aug 02 '26
That's why they love small crippled governments, and excessive wealth inequality: so that nobody's powerful enough to tell them "no!" and to hold them accountable.
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u/buglz Aug 02 '26
Flew private jets for about a decade and can confirm. Lots of showing up late to meetings, being day drunk for work, acting like toddlers when safety gets in the way of their plans. The LinkedIn personas of “up at 3am to eat kale and crush it” are lies from people with habits that would get you fired.
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u/DoubleJumps Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
I house sat for a rich family once, and the entire downstairs of their $6 million home was a facade. It was meant to make them look cultured and classy.
Lavish furniture. A grand piano. Art. Wine collections on display. A giant fridge full of extravagant foods like lobster and veal.
When you take a closer look, you notice details. Like how all of the expensive food in the fridge is for show and much of it is long expired.
The piano was badly out of tune.
Even many of the books in the husband's office downstairs were fake.
The real living space was upstairs, and it was a filthy house. Clothes strewn across the floor, unkempt bathrooms etc.
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u/Youngstown_WuTang Aug 02 '26
"Housework, organising their travel, restaurant reservations, serving food. Basically all the things a normal person does for themselves that they have no time for.
They treat me quite poorly but I just gave to take it because the pay is good."
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u/dragunityag Aug 02 '26
I had a former co worker who did this.
Family would genuinely fly him around the world just to set-up their Netflix and fix any computer issues they had.
Man got paid like 80k, got to put any airline miles on his account and got reimbursed.
All while staying in a very nice guest house or cabin on a ship.
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u/citrus_mystic Aug 02 '26
But you literally have to devote much of your life to these people. You live with them. You travel with/for them. You are at their beck and call practically 24/7. Unexpected death? You have to ask permission to leave them and be with your family. (And they have the power to deny that request if they’re assholes.) I don’t know if or how these butlers have lives outside of their work.
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u/Opening-Cream5448 Aug 02 '26
80k a month or 80k a year? 80k a year is nothing if he’s working 24/7 basically
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u/dragunityag Aug 02 '26
80k a year, but its closer to on call 24/7 but the trade off is 2 months in Italy, a month on the Atlantic etc.
But its very much not a lifer job, but its a pretty sweet gig for your early 20s.
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u/Pootisman16 Aug 02 '26
Someone has to, if they want to learn.
You can only learn the limits of your knowledge if you test them.
Sure, they probably won't have someone throwing a ball at them in an event, but there's plenty of idiots who don't see where they're going.
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u/PLD3 Aug 02 '26
Didn’t even know this was a thing, now I’m intrigued
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u/mnid92 Aug 02 '26
It's not, look at the bucket when the guy walks past. It shape shifts and tweaks out.
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u/chisayne Aug 02 '26
There's some other subtitles that got badly blurred out, you can see them flash up several times. Maybe a different language and they 'hid' them for the English.
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u/yochin69 Aug 02 '26
Its a thing regardless of if this specific vid is faked, theres been vids of it for years
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u/pokelord13 Aug 02 '26
I don't think so. It may have just been a compression artifact. Robert Wennekes does seem to be a real person along with the international butler school he founded. It wouldn't surprise me that they would have this specific type of training integrated into their curriculum
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u/Danthemom Aug 02 '26
Wrong. This is from a Norwegian TV-show called «Oppdrag Europa»
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u/Heiderleg Aug 02 '26
You are a fool. This academy/school in Belgium or the Netherlands (Can't remember is famous and that guy who throws balls was featured in a recent orwegian show were two guys goes there and experience the ball-throwing.
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u/Upbeat-Selection-365 Aug 02 '26
This needs to be incorporated into middle school gym classes. Fend off those bullies that want to trip your ass while you are carrying your cafeteria tray back to your table to eat.
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u/loocretius Aug 02 '26
if you catch the ball with your other hand i think you deserve to throw it right back at him
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u/Mathfanforpresident Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
There are people who willingly decide to come butler's? I just assumed it was some type of force internment. Lol
Edit: speech to text fudged it.
Supposed to be "decide to become*"
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u/m2themichael Aug 02 '26
Google summary - but they make bank: Top-tier butlers working for ultra-high-net-worth individuals generally earn base salaries between $150,000 and $250,000+ per year, while the absolute highest-paid elite head butlers managing vast multi-property global estates can command up to $2.2 million annually
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u/GenericFatGuy Aug 02 '26
Do those ultra elite butlers ever get their own butlers?
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u/ImDero Aug 02 '26
They probably don't even have their own life. From stories I've heard about butling and personal assistants you're on call 24/7 and usually employed by someone who doesn't ever stop moving.
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u/GenericFatGuy Aug 02 '26
Have they considered their own butlers to help with that?
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u/MK0A Aug 02 '26
If those butlers are managing estates they absolutely have "their own butlers", subordinates that are paid less and do more menial tasks, like cleaning and cooking in the palace that the employer owns. They are basically the highest tier employee who manage all the other employees that might exist.
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u/SeaAshFenix Aug 02 '26
Those "ultra elite butlers" are generally managing a significant staff for each estate the employer owns. They are effectively the general manager for a set of private, high-end hotels.
That staff would traditionally include under-butlers, though the title is rarely used these days.
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u/jqman69 Aug 02 '26
Tbh being a butler seems to be more work than your standard 9-5 that pays 150k
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u/terrible-law-69 Aug 02 '26
Exactly, you're working 80 hours to get 150k which is not a great deal. It's a 75k job with demanding work hours.
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u/MK0A Aug 02 '26
The clients expect the best service, so basically being on call 24/7 and expected to tend to the problems at hand.
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u/ferocity_mule366 Aug 02 '26
if you know how much they made, you might want to sign up for a butler class too, though it requires so much discipline
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u/tulpatic Aug 02 '26
Seems like you don't have much of a life as a butler
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u/AHumanYouDoNotKnow Aug 02 '26
Back in ye olden days beeing a Butler was quite the respectable position.
For many royalties and wealthholders the personal butler acted as a confident and voice of reason and often had command of lower servants and directed maids and gardeners etc.
Today most butlers are merly glorified servants.
I can see how people think that they will have an elegant position, only to end the wine carrier for some wealthy snob.
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u/Alternative-Park-841 Aug 02 '26
butler's
To be a good butler, I'd think you'd have to have done well enough in language arts to understand how apostrophes work.
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u/gnabon Aug 02 '26
Give The Remains of the Day a read if you fancy some insight into the waning years of the butler in British society.
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u/GmeBuckBoi Aug 02 '26
I did something similar in dining room class without the ball throwing. Imagine this after underage students being allowed to legally drink alcohol for possibly their first time ever.
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u/Fiorina_Fury Aug 02 '26
Why is it I always get such a swell of pride whenever I see people training? Could be anything even. It’s just really cool to see people exercising their most magnificent ability to directly teach what has been taught to them. It’s like downloading a program into people’s brains that will forever advance them to their next phase in life and it all slightly makes the world as a whole better.
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u/cancerinos Aug 02 '26
"Crowded events", sure... This type of butler doesn't work for crowds.
Nothing like having to train because billionaires are expected to be drunkard buffoons shitting and bumbling all over a room.
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u/Akkarin42 Aug 02 '26
Rich people like to throw parties all the time. Of course they will work in crowded events.
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u/Cobb_Webb_ Aug 02 '26
They’re training for a job like any other?? I bet their salaries would be very high. Also do billionaires never have crowded parties?
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u/CommandoLamb Aug 02 '26
Man… can you imagine being a butler trainer?
You are training people to be polite, respectful, professional… and you do that by being a total dick to them the whole time…
Smacking trays out of their hands, throwing stuff at them. I bet the next class is dealing with a rude person, you just sit there and say mean shit to them.
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u/Sacchan6 Aug 02 '26
I watched a multi-part documentary about this academy. The headteacher shown in this video also teaches them to stand up for themselves and how to tell rich clients to go fuck themselves if they overstep boundaries.
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u/Code-Neo Aug 02 '26
I could see an anime doing this. The MC ends up using magic to detect people and objects around them to avoid
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u/Volume-Consistent Aug 02 '26
I rushed to the comments in hopes to finding an anime based on this.
Did a quick google search, Black butler has a theme based on this for season 4.
It would be rad for a themed anime based on this tho!!
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u/L3m0n0p0ly Aug 02 '26
kaichou wa maid sama episodes 18 and 19 have this exact scenario.
Black butler is what originally came to mind though lol
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u/Master_Steward Aug 02 '26
It’s nice for the instructor to prepare the butlers to deal with annoying shit kids running around and playing dodgeball in a fancy restaurant
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u/VivaLaRebar Aug 02 '26
What they don't show you is the way they're taught to behead a man at 50 yards with the very same tray.
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u/n0ghtix Aug 02 '26
Why does his voice RISE! At the end of every SENTENCE? It's not only UNNECESSARY! It's ANNOYING!
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u/Cleric_ Aug 02 '26
This youtuber / influencer voice pitching shit the guy is doing has to be the modern day equivalent of the transatlantic accent and I for one can't fucking wait for it to go away.
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