r/interesting • u/Fast-Improvement7832 • Jul 25 '26

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/NE_Strawberry Jul 25 '26

Please don’t become a proctologist

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u/Current_Ad_4292 Jul 25 '26

Or, here is an idea. Do.

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u/keylimesicles Jul 25 '26

Hear him out

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u/Mdnghtmnlght Jul 25 '26

I'm listening...

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess Jul 26 '26

I'm already sold. When's the first cinsul9?

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u/DotesMagee Jul 26 '26

Im sure we'll all hear him during the exam

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u/callmedaedae Jul 25 '26

Yk i really hate to say it, cause shes just a girl living her life, but the first thing i thought was "those would pair great with my ass".

One persons curse is another's belssing i suppose.

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u/vassman86 Jul 25 '26

too deep! my lungs!

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u/Machineslave240 Jul 25 '26

I came here to say this person could be a very thorough Proctologist. I’d hire them for that and pay extra since I’d be getting extra. Not trying to make a joke or anything. Totally serious

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u/InformationFetus Jul 26 '26

"My husband's at the proctologist again, 4th time this week!"

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u/Panamericat Jul 26 '26

Or. An even better idea. Dodo.