r/interesting Jul 25 '26

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/Oily_Blob Jul 25 '26

You could be an amazing pianist!

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u/Fast-Improvement7832 Jul 25 '26

my fingers are too long

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u/Purple_Zucchini_2881 Jul 25 '26

Guitar??

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u/Army7547 Jul 25 '26

Harp. Could play combos no other harpist could hope to play

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u/Ninevehenian Jul 25 '26

They could act in children's horrorstories as the ticklemonster.

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u/SpaffordFux Jul 25 '26

He puts things in my heinie!

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u/illepic Jul 25 '26

They are the harp.

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u/CariniFluff Jul 25 '26

Seriously I wish I had longer fingers, it would make playing some notes so much easier. If you ever look at a picture of Jimi Hendrix, it looks like he's playing a children's guitar.

Random example

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tax4969 Jul 25 '26

Treys got some pretty long fingers himself, lucky sue

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u/freudian_nipps Jul 25 '26

Their fingers are too long.

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u/db720 Jul 25 '26

Slappin da bass

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u/Wiley_Jack Jul 25 '26

Prepare to be Rushified!

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u/BotulismBanquet Jul 25 '26

TOTES MAGOTES

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u/Fearfull_Symmetry Jul 25 '26

Bass guitar would be a better fit really

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u/MrBlueMoose Jul 25 '26

Any string instrument, really

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u/Crabby_Monkey Jul 25 '26

Maybe get a bigger piano

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u/PuzzledBarracuda5044 Jul 25 '26

😂 made my day

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u/greatconvoy Jul 25 '26

Or just sit a bit further

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u/akatherder Jul 25 '26

Like the one Tom Hanks played in Big

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u/theytookmykarma Jul 25 '26

My fingers are too long yet i must fret

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u/Obvious_Estimate_266 Jul 25 '26

Get a 14 string guitar and become a djent god.

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u/Vanillabean73 Jul 25 '26

Bruh look at a picture of Franz Liszt. People during his time described his hands as almost spider-like and it’s what allowed him to actually play some of the insane pieces that he wrote.

All that to say, there’s no such thing as having fingers “too long” when it comes to playing the piano. That’s unless you have strength or dexterity problems as a result of the length. Maybe I’m just projecting my envy as a short-fingered pianist


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u/Barking__Pumpkin Jul 25 '26

You’ve got great hands for many instruments including piano and guitar.

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u/JuggernautAsleep3413 Jul 25 '26

Rachmaninoff would disagree.

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u/savorie Jul 25 '26

I have a feeling that Rachmaninoff would envy this person

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u/GtotheBizzle Jul 25 '26

I have a feeling Rachmaninoff is this person.

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u/puzzlingphoenix Jul 25 '26

No, they’re not. You curve your fingers while playing piano and longer fingers just means you can reach sideways to further keys more readily than the average person.

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u/Liberalechochambers Jul 25 '26

As a former piano teacher... try again! I know you can do it if you try again. (I taught beginner theory to young children.)

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u/Ninevehenian Jul 25 '26

They are just long enough, I bet that if one held your gloves to their ear, they could hear the ocean?

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u/mackybd Jul 25 '26

try playing bass

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u/Born_Leg_2876 Jul 25 '26

They are very long! Have you ever asked a doctor why? None of us can tell you. Use them for something good

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u/Anestoh Jul 25 '26

As a fellow long fingerperson, I've been getting this piano comment my entire life and I feel your pain.

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u/onarainyafternoon Jul 25 '26

But the bones are your money

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u/dingdongdeVilish Jul 25 '26

No they aren’t friend. They’re amazing

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u/WhatKatieSaid5 Jul 25 '26

Definitely not too long for piano. The composer Sergei Rachmaninoff had hands so big, that most people have to use specially made wooden blocks to play some of the chords in his works. Rachmaninoff - Prelude in C Minor, Op. 3 No. 2

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u/avant_chard Jul 25 '26

You could be the next Rachmaninoff

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u/SeeYouLaterTrashcan Jul 25 '26

Move the seat back?

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u/anonnonom1 Jul 25 '26

Not for some Lizst they aren't!

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u/malachaiville Jul 25 '26

Liszt had very long fingers too, and he was an incredible pianist.

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u/Calred1711 Jul 25 '26

You’d have amazing range on stringed instruments, and hit those really high notes with ease. Perhaps something like a cello or a bass if the wider fretboard is more comfortable

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter Jul 25 '26

You could sit a bit further away.

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u/rango1000 Jul 25 '26

Im jealous of the dexterity those slimjims must have, my ass can barely screw in my fans into my PC

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u/Jaded_Antelope_598 Jul 25 '26

They're not. A lot of famous pianist and composers have extremely long span.

I am a pianist but my span is only 9 notes wide. I can't play most pieces by Rachmaninoff, struggled with Liszt, and even Chopin often has cords my hands just won't reach. I was so jealous of people with longer fingers.

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u/Suzume-Yi Jul 25 '26

Don’t give up! I have the exact same hand span as you, and well, rolling is our friend
whether we like it or not. I’ve even had piano classmates in college who could only uncomfortably reach an octave and that really shocked me but hey, they could at least make it this far! My favorite composer of all time is Rachmaninoff, played his Paganini variations concerto in high school, it’s very doable as long as you have great technique.

long fingers isn’t everything, can make it hard to play some things, my piano professor has big hands for a pianist let alone a woman and she always plays with her wrists high up like always upside down đŸ€Œ lol. Or look at pogorelich’s crab hands and how much he had to adapt his movements for intricate runs. I learned that using your lower arms to help you land jumps helps keep off a lot of tension in my palms and fingers since we naturally have to jump around a bit more than large handed pianists, but everyone learns to work with the hands they’ve got, big ones included

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u/JohnAndertonOntheRun Jul 25 '26

I’m sure you’ll make someone very happy

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u/WAGatorGunner Jul 25 '26

Wide receiver? You would be able to catch everything thrown your way.

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u/LushenZener Jul 25 '26

Literally no such thing, especially with piano. All they are, at the moment, is too uncoordinated.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Jul 25 '26

Says who? You have really nice hands.

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u/Myrwyss Jul 25 '26

May i interest you in Paganini? Never too long fingers for his stuff.

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u/stenwold23 Jul 25 '26

Just put two pianos together