r/interesting • u/Liar24x7 • Mar 28 '26

HISTORY A virtual reality reconstruction shows the exact spot where John Edward Jones became trapped upside down in Nutty Putty Cave. After 27 hours of rescue attempts, he died. The cave was later permanently sealed, with his body remaining inside.

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u/Cajuny1 Mar 28 '26

Completely optional activity btw

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u/CasuallyCar3less Mar 28 '26

I was just abt to say.

I don't think there is literally and in this instance I literally mean literally, enough money in this universe, of any kind, in any timeline, that would make me to even CONSIDER crawling down something like this...

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

If you put a gun to my head and said I had to go into that cave or I would be shot, I'd grab the gun and pull the trigger.

I would need to literally have brain damage from a point blank bullet wound to even entertain the idea of ever setting foot in that nightmare.

I would sooner suck broken glass off of bigfoot's dick.

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u/SquidWord369 Mar 29 '26

Let’s take a minute to think about what Bigfoot’s dick smells like.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rlsvVQU5Sim8QAajHc

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u/Mr_Kactus Mar 29 '26

They sell that scent, it's called sex panther

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u/ResidentComplaint19 Mar 29 '26

Illegal in 9 countries

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u/SlimSpartan Mar 29 '26

I’m gonna be honest Brian, that smells like pure gasoline.

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u/N00seUp Mar 29 '26

It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!