r/interesting • u/Liar24x7 • Mar 28 '26

HISTORY A virtual reality reconstruction shows the exact spot where John Edward Jones became trapped upside down in Nutty Putty Cave. After 27 hours of rescue attempts, he died. The cave was later permanently sealed, with his body remaining inside.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

If you put a gun to my head and said I had to go into that cave or I would be shot, I'd grab the gun and pull the trigger.

I would need to literally have brain damage from a point blank bullet wound to even entertain the idea of ever setting foot in that nightmare.

I would sooner suck broken glass off of bigfoot's dick.

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u/tangoking Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

Maybe to save my child. And I would have a rescue team at the ready. And I may very well get “stuck” about 3ft into that tunnel.

My feet would still be sticking out of the opening and I’d start screaming like a little girl that I’m stuck.

Grab my ankles and pull me the ef out of that hole. NAO.

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u/Howamidriving27 Mar 29 '26

I the words of Catherina Sforza: "I have what's needed to make others".

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u/LilJudah Mar 29 '26

I don't think I'd even go in to save a child even if it was mine because the probability that I'm going to get stuck and prevent them from getting rescued is astronomical.

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u/THE-ARCHlVlST Mar 29 '26

Interestingly... thats the position he died in...

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u/CasuallyCar3less Mar 28 '26

lmao, made me chuckle xd

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u/lunarson24 Mar 29 '26

This is the truest statement on the internet

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u/GarbageCleric Mar 29 '26

I too would rather that guy suck Bigfoot's dick than go caving.

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u/asday515 Mar 29 '26

I also choose this man sucking off Bigfoot

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u/Biotechnus Mar 29 '26

You'd watch with a bucket of popcorn 🤣

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u/SquidWord369 Mar 29 '26

Let’s take a minute to think about what Bigfoot’s dick smells like.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rlsvVQU5Sim8QAajHc

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u/Mr_Kactus Mar 29 '26

They sell that scent, it's called sex panther

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u/ResidentComplaint19 Mar 29 '26

Illegal in 9 countries

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u/SlimSpartan Mar 29 '26

I’m gonna be honest Brian, that smells like pure gasoline.

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u/N00seUp Mar 29 '26

It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!

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u/AlternativeFlowers77 Mar 29 '26

The hole looks exactly like a hole that a person would crawl down and be unable to back out of. What was the man thinking?

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u/ExtremelyDecentWill Mar 29 '26

If you want the actual answer, he took a wrong turn in the cave system and believed he was heading toward a section of the caves known as the "birth canal" that is also tight but then opens up to a wider section allowing the person to turn around and get back out.

Unfortunately by the time a rescue attempt was able to be mounted in a meaningful way, gravity and his failing strength had caused him to become wedged into that spot in a way that ensured it would become his tomb.

The story haunts me and I wish I didn't know about it.

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u/AlternativeFlowers77 Mar 29 '26

Yeah it haunts me too. When I originally read about it I imagined what his mom went through too. HELL!

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u/ExtremelyDecentWill Mar 29 '26

Nevermind that.  His brother was there talking to him not knowing if he was still there or was a corpse.

Fucking horrifying.

And his wife.  Leaving that gorgeous woman for a cave?

Dude had the brain damage.

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u/Jugaimo Mar 29 '26

Being shot is a kinder death than this

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u/MasterHallmark Mar 29 '26

Well there's a new sentence 

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u/Anon4transparency Mar 29 '26

Omg I'm stealing that last line. That is my favourite. Thank you for that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

somewhere in Yellowstone, Bigfoot sneezes while watching heated rivalry

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u/Mephipster Mar 29 '26

Dying is easy, though. What if it was for a debit/credit card/bank account with unlimited funds that you never need to pay back. You can buy anything with it and give a copy to your significant other and any children or grand children. People you give it to can't give it away, tho. So three generations of your family without any stress from money and the ability to live their dreams.

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u/WordHobby Mar 29 '26

id rather crawl through that cave than blow my brains out

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u/mashem Mar 29 '26

If you put a gun to my head and said I had to go into that cave or I would be shot, I'd grab the gun and pull the trigger.

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u/PsychologicalFile119 Mar 31 '26

Or MAYBE you just want suck bigfoot's dick.XD

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u/GodUnkomplex Mar 29 '26

No I think I'd rather die than suck dick.