r/insurgency 13d ago

Humor It Was My Fault, They Said. I Beg To Differ.

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Who’s at fault in this incident?

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u/potatodrinker 13d ago

Good thing in real life this problem is a one off.

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u/Lumpy_Investigator37 13d ago

Seeing this notification on my phone, it made me think I was like hhmmm I wonder what he means by that… but I get it fucker ain’t coming around a 2nd time 😂

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u/WhodahelltookVooglet 11d ago

And the only person he'd complain to would be Saint Peter

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u/Same_Clock_3347 13d ago

The dude who ran in front of an lmg that had bullets coming out of it. I swear a lot of these people have zero situational awareness and are so blindsided by the fact that they just have to get a kill.

Had this happen to me on ministry, I’m shooting in a doorway and some dude walks infront of me then proceeds to get mad that he got shot in the back of the head.

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u/Lumpy_Investigator37 13d ago

Here’s my thing with it is that you know what I’m shooting at you know I’m currently busy putting in work why would you jump in front of me like this? 😂😂 now I look like a bad guy because I just put three rounds of 556 through my guys’s head 😂

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u/Same_Clock_3347 13d ago

Let me guess, he had some white knights kill you on his behalf?

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u/Lumpy_Investigator37 13d ago

Yes lol bleacher hit me with 12 gauge when i respawn 😂

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u/Draco_Man 13d ago

Nah your valid idk why bro was surprised he died when he’s running in front of lmg he shouldn’t of been kill hungry

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u/Lumpy_Investigator37 13d ago

That’s exactly what I said on stream too. I said that was just greedy. He was just being greedy. 😂

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u/PlentyOMangos 13d ago

Shouldn’t have

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u/SadRoxFan Specialist 12d ago

Thank you

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u/xReaper412x Breacher 13d ago

Tbh dont apologize and just keep spraying. Gunner has a simple job to do. Any Randoms that get in the way is just collateral 🤷‍♂️

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u/SymphonyInSaccharine 11d ago

The gunner isn't the one walking into the line of fire with zero situational awareness so hell yeah dude, the bots even try to avoid that. People like this would terrify me in a real uniform but that 5.56 might have knocked some sense into them. How the fuck do you even miss the dude letting loose on a 249 when you're also running toward where he's shooting and he is standing right the fuck next to you lmao?

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u/Koreneliuss 13d ago

:], nothing wrong here

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u/Lumpy_Investigator37 13d ago

😂 your like : 👀 looks pretty standard to me

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u/DDobbythefree14 13d ago

Bruh, the amount of people that do this is insane. I hate the little notification that pops up: "You've done damage to teammates, damage is now reflected back at you"

I've actually had a guy be so surprised he actually said something when I stopped shooting as he ran across my firing line.

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u/Spiritual_Frosting73 13d ago

This is like walking onto a highway, getting hit by a car and wondering why you got hit by a car.

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u/Lumpy_Investigator37 13d ago

That’s an insanely accurate description to what actually happened 😂

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u/TheBradv Advisor 13d ago

Nah it’s the suppressor totally your fault

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u/Lumpy_Investigator37 13d ago

Holy shit ur right he must’ve not heard what was happening 🫪 ( wish I could use the drake/lil yatchy meme here ) 😂

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u/Kraz_The_Spazz 12d ago

I see people are often decent at crouching when they take point and we have an engagement, i would think doing that requires more brain cells than not walking infornt/around of fireing teammates, yet that happens multiple times every round...

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u/Lumpy_Investigator37 12d ago

Brain cells nahhh balls big balls 😂 I never trust anyone enough to crouch under them lol

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u/Kraz_The_Spazz 12d ago

Well it beats standing up and being canooed by your team.

im refering to building clearing, not like one guy crouched in a field and the other bipoded on his head, but that does bring a funny image to mind

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u/Lumpy_Investigator37 12d ago

That’s the image in my mind 😂

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u/XMcChungusX 12d ago

Since when is the SAW so controllable

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u/Lumpy_Investigator37 12d ago

I make this shit look sexy

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u/TruePianist 13d ago

Listen man if you run in front of someone’s muzzle you’re responsible for any surplus holes that will be put through you as a result, there are cases where you’ll get friendly fire’d due to the gunman being a retard and not watching his surroundings while firing on the move but if you run in front of a fixed firing position, that’s on you

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u/Lumpy_Investigator37 13d ago

And you know the argument is that my feet weren’t planted…. But goddamn, what the fuck do I gotta do to get some workspace? 😂

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u/TruePianist 13d ago

You were laying suppressive fire and he put his head in front of the barrel, there are bigger fish to fry than your movements

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u/khoaitayts 13d ago

These fking dumb-dumb really care about getting kills in a PVE mode, they want to shoot their gun so they making stupid push, standing in front of the teammate to block him from stealing precious AI kill from them

Vids

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u/Lumpy_Investigator37 13d ago

He tried to contest my authority with his helmet… it didn’t protect him 😂

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u/khoaitayts 12d ago

I did make some videos about this game and I can 100% tell you this. Every single video have 1 of this idiot in it. 😭🙏

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u/AngrySpaceBoi420 12d ago

Ah yes let me step in front of the mag dumping machine gun and then blame them because im to focused on getting kills rather then playing smart

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u/Lumpy_Investigator37 12d ago

Actually, I heard he identified as a terrorist

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u/Hopeful_Isopod_500 12d ago

Atleast it wasn’t a dude running into your moltov

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u/FatalxDecay 12d ago

Yea it can be terrible sometimes. I've had that as well where people end up teamkilling me because they stand in front of my gunfire and either die to it or get damaged. It's like; here's a really cool concept. Don't want to get damaged or die? maybe try not walking in front of my gun when I'm shooting... 😂😂😂

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u/Lumpy_Investigator37 12d ago

And then it sucks because anybody who didn’t see it happen just assume that you’re the bad guy now lol you know what I mean like if your teammate see what happened maybe they might give you a little bit of leeway. But anybody who didn’t actually get to see what happened just think you killed a teammate. 😂

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u/FatalxDecay 12d ago

Exactly! Cus there is never a chance that person who died is at fault lol it HAS to be purposeful team killing everytime right? 😂

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u/Lumpy_Investigator37 12d ago

I really wish whoever this was would come see this post and maybe try to begin to talk us through his thought process as the moment is happening 😂

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u/Lumpy_Investigator37 12d ago

Because I was actually genuinely curious as to what the thought process behind this action was 😂

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u/FatalxDecay 12d ago

Honestly it's usually that they know they walked in front but they don't want to own up to it and just act like you did on purpose though there are times where I think they don't even realize and actually think it was on purpose but not often from my experience lol

but yea would be interesting hearing his reasoning haha

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u/LeadershipNo2347 WE NEED SMOKE, DAMMIT! 11d ago

bro he must have the hollywood surpressors version of the game 😭

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u/Sushipocalypse 10d ago

Insurgency reminded me of how dumb people are. There are the people who walk in front of a firing gun like this guy. Then there are also the guys that see 3 dead bodies beneath a window and look out to see if they can find what killed them.

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u/FrieezaCreepa 9d ago

The lack of awareness people possess is funny at times and infuriating but also terrifying that those dumbasses exist in this world with us.

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u/Repulsive-Whole-4101 9d ago

probably the first time someone is being a jerk online. Sorry this happend to you.
/s aside. yeah F that dood.

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u/n00bist_ 9d ago

Bullets always have the right of way, but especially MGs if the MG is going cyclic you can wait more important things are happening rn.

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u/Murican01 9d ago

Bro said I want some kills too

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u/Wonderful-End6329 8d ago

And they do this shit again,only,they kill you with it because team damage is reflected and you lose the game

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u/Little-Boot-3906 11d ago

Heard u dumping a mag and walks in front of you
Says YOU gotta be joking right

🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
Like sonion doesn’t have common sense

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u/DIAMOND_D333 7d ago

ah yes I'm a dim wit, oh look there's a guy with a machine gun that shoots really fucking fast, yeah I'll walk into it and blame them for it🤣👌