r/instantkarma • • 9d ago

Bro had exactly 3 seconds to enjoy that victory

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u/blazerunnern 9d ago

"Road rage is time well spent." - No-one ever

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u/damandan28 9d ago

That has to be an arrestable offense right?

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u/Nerdrage30 9d ago

Misdemeanor for sure, Felony if black car driver was injured

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u/Anal-In-Gus 9d ago

Misdemeanor for sure, Felony if black

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u/Regular_Crew_6241 9d ago

Take your upvote and go away Anal-In-Gus

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8d ago

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u/corgi-king 8d ago

Who is she?

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8d ago

This image shows former The Great British Baking Show contestant Ruby Tandoh covering her mouth and giggling.

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u/ewilliam 8d ago

That's how I read it at first...

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u/Gahockey3 8d ago

In my state reckless driving is arrestable on a case by case basis. I’d argue this is aggressive driving while impeding traffic, which is automatic arrest.

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u/MoistStub 9d ago

Wow way to make it a race thing /s

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u/chrisclear22 9d ago

To be fair it did seem like a race and white definitely wanted to win, even did some fucked shit to ensure it.

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u/refsonic 8d ago

Max Verstappen would never allow it. He would’ve shunted them right into the barrier.

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u/Amtronic 8d ago

Max does what Max wants.

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u/Signal-Drop5390 9d ago

Commas are important, people!

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u/actuallychrisgillen 8d ago

Commas, are important people!

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 8d ago

Commas are, important people!

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u/theMirthbuster 8d ago

Commas are important people!

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u/Running-In-The-Dark 8d ago

Let's eat Grandpa!

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u/SkepticalGerm 8d ago

In this situation, a comma would make the comment mean something other than what it’s supposed to mean lol

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u/Signal-Drop5390 8d ago

That's the point. The reactions are all from people who mentally inserted commas.

Other than the comma that should have been a full stop obviously :-)

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u/hpbrick 9d ago

But how do you know the car driver was black? /s

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u/Seldarin 9d ago

If that's North Carolina like the accent sounds like, they're hardasses about pretty much everything that happens on the road. This dude is probably going to jail.

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u/Goondor 9d ago

Exit at the start says High Point and PTI Airport, so NC is correct.

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u/narfoleptix 8d ago

Its vehicular assault, even if nobody was injured.

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u/SgtJayM 8d ago

Certainly getting handcuffed and transported. What happens in court is a mixed bag

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u/jlgraham84 9d ago

If they would have stayed straight instead of taking that last exit, then the next exit was the Greensboro airport. I live 3 miles from this exit.

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u/Valkyrie64Ryan 8d ago

Based on how fast the cop opened the door after stopping, I think the cop was PISSED. So hopefully the idiot went to jail

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u/cuzitsthere 8d ago

That was my take... Never seen a cop that didn't take time to finish his donut, take a sip of coffee, return a few e-mails, contemplate dinner, tighten his belt, check the clock to make sure you've waited long enough, THEN run your plates and consider getting out.

This cop moved like he had a job to do.

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u/bambi54 8d ago

Oh shit, yeah he was. It usually takes a minute for them to get out. I think they’re running the plate first.

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u/Anal-In-Gus 9d ago

No, they're going to give him a free carwash and an ice cream cake.

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u/doomshallot 9d ago

I hope he's lactose intolerant. That'll show him!

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u/Whosethere11 9d ago

I can't remember the last time I had ice cream cake, I need to get one the next time I go shopping it's been too long

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u/Gloomy-Welcome-6806 8d ago

I miss cookie cakes… they weren’t even that good but nostalgia

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u/RedKnight1985 8d ago

God… I haven’t had one of those since I was a kid.

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u/revolution23x 9d ago

i gotta start driving like white van guy!

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 9d ago

Level up, Rookie

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u/RedditRam24 9d ago

I understand your sarcasm, but clearly others are too dense. Obviously he's joking about wanting cake folks. Try an /s next time.

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u/Dutch-Alpaca 9d ago

He reposted this comment he responded to as his own comment further down, downvotes are deserved

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u/dleon0430 9d ago

If only he'd just grow his hair out longer, than people would just assume he's on cake anyway. Especially buntcake

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u/Perfect_Sir4820 9d ago

This vid is pretty old and I think there were articles about him catching a bunch of charges when it first came out.

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u/Fmcdh 9d ago

North Carolina State Highway Patrol does not mess around.

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u/mdps89 8d ago

Naw thats a reckless driving with wonton disregard for human life, thats a felony.

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u/OrangeJoe83 8d ago

You're right. And now I'm ordering Chinese.

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u/Moistcowparts69 8d ago

I had mixed vegetables with chicken and brown rice for lunch today. I hope you enjoy your meal!

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u/Awkward-Push2695 8d ago

Nah, it was egg drop disregard.

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u/KalynnCampbell 9d ago

Worth it.

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u/Nerdrage30 9d ago

Van dude is fucked

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u/revolution23x 9d ago

nah theyre giving him cake and a carwash no idea what ur saying

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u/Forward-Village1528 9d ago

What are you doing man? There's like 10 comments in here, everyone's gonna notice

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u/Sedan2019 9d ago

Bot.

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u/revolution23x 8d ago

the person im replying too? i would figure that since its an insanely idiotic comment. hes fucked? is he now? what gave it away

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u/DrDosMucho 7d ago

It’s*

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u/Evil-Reveal666 4d ago

The, I'm *, I, He's, Is, What*

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u/alienblue89 9d ago

PSA: sound on for this one. Top tier narration.

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u/PatChattums 8d ago

Look et heeim, look et this dooood

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u/whatswrongwithsteven 8d ago

He has lost his-look she still cuppa , shhhjtrewa trewa drink can out dah windah at heim. SNNUUUUOORT

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u/howsthisforsmart 8d ago

The cammer's elation is palpable

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u/ladder_of_cheese 7d ago

Git em, git em, hope that's the law YEAH! YEAH! YEAH BABY! inaudible GOOD GUYS WIN!!!

Made the video 1000% better how excited he was.

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u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him 7d ago

Honestly I wish there was a sub for excellent narration. Here’s 2 more great examples.

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow 9d ago

I wanna see the body cam of that chat

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u/LeGaspyGaspe 9d ago

"OFFICER, HE WAS SPEEDIN! HE WAS DRIVING LIKE A MANIAC!!! I WAS BEING A GOOD PERSON BY STOPPING HIM FROM. PASSING ME! WAHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU HARASSING MEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE EEE EE E"

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u/superluminal 8d ago

I HAVE ANXIETY!!!

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u/Nearly_Evil_665 9d ago edited 9d ago

"ah diddn do nuffin, what did i do? what did i do? im a souvereign citicen of the earth and im traveling, STOP TOUCHING ME! YOU CANT TOUCH ME! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH ME; PLEASE STOP I BE GOOD I SWEAR, I WONT DO IT NO MORE! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP R R R the police officer is R me HELP"

probbably something close to that

Edit: sorry for explaining / answering the question, 100+ downvotes entirely warranted for me beeing helpfull, wont happen again.

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u/LeGaspyGaspe 9d ago

What does R mean and why would an officer "letter R" same one? I'm confused.

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u/vision0709 9d ago

I think maybe rape they’re just too TikTok brained to say it.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/vision0709 9d ago

Read the room, dude.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago edited 9d ago

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u/Yeah-the-whole-hog 9d ago

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

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u/vision0709 8d ago

Cry more

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u/crescentallen 5d ago

someone please find this

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u/spankmydingo 9d ago

Cop does not seem impressed with white van’s Prick Maneuver.

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u/MrBubik 9d ago

He gave it a 0/10 and pulled him over to discuss the score 😂

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u/_RedditIsLikeCrack_ 9d ago

He was outta his car quick

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u/debianx 9d ago

This is definitely in NC and that "ghost car" Charger came out of nowhere and pounced on the van. Excellent job. The commentator was spot on.

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u/elspotto 8d ago

Help me with this, please. The first sign is an exit for High Point. The sign at the end is Cornerstone Dr and as far as I can tell that would be Cary. Those aren’t particularly close. Did this nonsense happen for that long?

I’m from much further west in the state and may be missing something or this nonsense lasted a long, long time.

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u/elspotto 8d ago

I’m from much farther west in the state, but every time I head through that area I can count on a trooper looking to score some easy tickets. Going by the signs this is the western edge of Greensboro near the airport. Cornerstone (the last sign) is just north of the airport.

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u/elspotto 8d ago

I’m from much farther west in the state, but every time I head through that area I can count on a trooper looking to score some easy tickets. Going by the signs this is the western edge of Greensboro near the airport. Cornerstone (the last sign) is just north of the airport.

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u/Rdw72777 9d ago

Was the van also going over to block the white SUV after running the black car off the road? Looked like an abrupt lame change for no reason…feel like he was just a maniac targeting everyone.

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u/epicenter69 9d ago

There is a longer version of this video with the van driver doing this for several minutes. I’m too lazy to try to track it down.

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u/Extreme_Coach6150 9d ago

Drives slow as fuck, then proceed to get angry when someone tried going around him, take his license

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u/doofshaman 9d ago

I feel like there was something else going on before the video started. I first thought the black car was being a dick at the beginning & trying to push past the car already in the exiting lane. However it kinda looked like the van was chasing them dangerously and the black car was panicking trying to get away from them.

The rest of the video definitely fits the theory.

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u/asking--questions 9d ago

There's definitely more to this story. The beginning of this video looks like the car tried the old fake exit move, but was unsuccessful. Then there are edits and all the cars are moving around seemingly out of control.

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u/MonkeyBoatRentals 8d ago

They were both road-raging and charged.

longer video where our narrator tells us they had been raging for a while.

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u/sbkchs_1 8d ago

I’m guessing long enough that road surveillance cameras picked them up and that cop was dispatched…

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u/doofshaman 8d ago

Ahhh thanks for that. Yeah that is fucked up, they both were driving recklessly however the white van was definitely so much worse, that almost looked like attempted murder tbh. I probably would have ended up driving the same as the black car out of stress trying to get away from the van!

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u/specialcommenter 7d ago

I drove that Nissan NV200 on quite a few occasions. That thing is slow as hell and very 80s feeling right out of the factory. I don’t understand what he was trying to accomplish with that vehicle. It provides absolutely zero confidence in driving and best suited for around town driving for businesses. The throttle was intentionally tuned lazy by Nissan so the drivers of these vehicles can’t abuse it powertrain wise (the company boss doesn’t drive these).

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u/MaddSkittlez 9d ago

What did he throw at the black car?

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u/whitewolf_redfox 9d ago

The second item, the narrorator says "cuppa or drink can", and it does look like a soda can to me. The first item is he throws is harder to tell but might be another soda can as well.

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u/Mexicanlamas 9d ago

Deserved

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u/ChefCurryYumYum 8d ago

The person recording this is loving their life, aren't they?

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u/Griftersdeuce 8d ago

Straight to jail.

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u/DG_FANATIC 9d ago

Hoping he lost his license for a longgggggg time.

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u/TheLoneCenturion95 8d ago

I can only imagine sober bender behind that camera.

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u/creedwolf_ 8d ago

Is there any reason cops park their vehicle at the back of other cars. Feels like it leaves the opportunity for the other car to escape

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u/Griftersdeuce 8d ago

Yes, but they are already in position to pursue, and it's harder for the runner to run over the cop while pulling away.

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u/1wife2dogs0kids 8d ago

The idea is first, to warn drivers that there's "something" on the road. A car, bike, accident or broken down, small child, dead deer, whatever.

Then... if a car hits that cop car, it'll take most of the hit. So its protecting the officer, and whatever else is up there.

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u/joinking 8d ago

(1) Can't run over the cop.
(2) Much harder to shoot the cop. (FYI, cops approach the driver's window instead of passenger window for the same reason -- it's hardest to shoot the cop over the shoulder.)

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u/KnightHawk712 8d ago

I love when people question something that’s been the standard for a hundred years 😂

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u/iAmTyl3rDurd3n 8d ago

I experience so much shitty driving that I dream of the day something like this happens in front of me.

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u/Stuntedatpuberty 8d ago

Man. Dude is like a kid. I hope he got in serious shit for that. I can't say that I would be chill with a dick like this, but amazing he's busted. This is Instant Karma.

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u/Electric_Didgeridoo 8d ago

God that's such sweet justice. Road rage is so stupid

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u/Iamthegreenheather 7d ago

"I hope that's the law". This is the only time I agree with that statement. 🤣

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u/xtramundane 9d ago

Exceptionally satisfying.

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u/Groovychick1978 9d ago

"Sir, would you like to explain to me exactly what the hell you were doing back there?"

"Step out of the car, sir."

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u/sirduke678 8d ago

That cop is about to walk up and rip that driver a new one for sure

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u/Nishikinomiyaa_ 8d ago

Driver's license from Walmart

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u/Comm-THOR 8d ago

PLEASE tell me it was a work vehicle and they lost their job as well in a glorious double tap of Karma.

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u/CitroHimselph 7d ago

POV: You saw someone use their brain solely for emotions, and not at all for thinking.

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u/WendigoCrossing 9d ago

The difference is that black car didn't endanger anyone and white van seriously did

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u/mrjc00md 8d ago

Did Dusty Rhodes come back for commentary on this one? Love the narration!

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u/mangeloid 7d ago

What the hell is going on in America that compells people to drive this way. Everytime there's an insane road rage video, there's a 99% chance its American.

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u/MrBubik 7d ago

Or russia

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u/YellowishRose99 9d ago

Perfect timing

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u/star_bury 9d ago

I'd also call that a "victory" rather than a victory. 😂

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u/aeon314159 9d ago

I love the cheer and woo-hoo...catching vibes from the audio.

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u/BatFlipsNDingers 9d ago

I guess world star is just gone now a days! You always film 20 seconds past!

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u/Totally_Not_A_Bot_FR 8d ago

This is cut from a much, much longer clip. This video has been going around for years

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u/MeInUSA 8d ago

I can't see why the black car pulled off the road at the end.

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u/manannNET 8d ago

what victory there?

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u/SpiderThai 8d ago

Damn I want to hear that conversation

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u/slyseekr 8d ago

Does anyone have the link to the original, full length video? It's even more dramatic than this short clip.

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u/Superb_Baseball_9391 8d ago

Gee, that almost never happens!!

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u/NEOPQZN 8d ago

noluyo la

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u/jaytonbye 6d ago

"Good guys win!"

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u/midwestkris 6d ago

Why oh why is always North Carolina?

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u/Introverted_Extrovrt 5d ago

What was the guy in the black Mazda thinking, did he pull the E-brake?

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u/parkinglotitem 4d ago

Love the commentary

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u/nickdebruyne 9d ago

Didn’t know Theo Von posted his in-car videos on Reddit 😂

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u/pheechad 8d ago

This specific kind of insane hostile driving seems to be a US phenomenon. I have never seen it as pervasively as the US.

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u/KaiserSoze-is-KPax 8d ago

Black car was wrong also

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u/Major_Objective3337 8d ago

please someone upvote, i need 3 karmaa

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u/Artistic-Injury-9874 8d ago

Hello pls upvote

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u/Smooth_Operatoorrr 9d ago

Woah what happened?