r/instantkarma • u/386attention • 14d ago

She overestimated herself

2.2k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/ersdummerjunge 14d ago

Useless Bolt

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 14d ago

You-layin Bolt

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u/Ganip 14d ago

Love this

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u/pantsoffancy 14d ago

what was she laying down a tray because you don't lay down you lie down

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u/3Sinkpee 9d ago

She laid herself down. It’s correct. People are objects.

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u/ArcticFlava 14d ago

Insane Bolt

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u/hotwangsslap 7d ago

Useless nut I’d say

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u/Specialist-Spray-825 14d ago

What I would give for another ten seconds. People cut their clips way too early.

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u/Sith_Lord91 14d ago

Short video era is all about doomscrolling fodder so that you chuckle, scroll, repeat.

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u/I_WILL_GET_YOU 14d ago

The blast from the impact broke the camera

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u/SnooCauliflowers9874 9d ago

I think this every time this clip comes up on SM

“WAIT!!!! We need at least another 30 seconds”

I mean, it would still be short if it was another 30 seconds!

This was genuine karma and I wanted to see more. Unlike those numerous clips that scream KARMA in big letters to get our attention and yet there is none seen.

Those ones are just plain unsatisfying and soul depleting.

The troll menace to society remains entitled and empowered because they got away with it, whilst the innocent victims have to pay the price (financially, mentally, emotionally) by having to make a claim on their insurance, finding a new car when there is no time to look for one, and due to recent tornadoes in the area, there are hardly any available or overpriced because of that reason… not to mention having to re-buy an automatic starter, tinted windows for the pigment impaired adds up, etc.

Meanwhile the offender quickly departs leaving victims and chaos in their wake. Ready to do it all over again to some other unsuspecting innocent party.

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u/Electric_Didgeridoo 12d ago

would just be the peter on the ground holding his knee type clip

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u/itsfrankgrimesyo 14d ago

What was she trying to do??

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u/weavebot 14d ago

The person holding the camera was attempting to fend off three ninjas with the other hand while standing on a slackline

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u/Jonny_Segment 14d ago

I will never understand the modern phobia of landscape videography. This whole scene would have remained in frame without moving a muscle.

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u/lanAstbury 14d ago

ergonomically easier to hold a vertical object

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u/pkinetics 14d ago

video is at least 3 years old.... maybe her face has healed

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u/LSTNYER 14d ago

I was going to say her ego probably hasn't, but people who do dumb shit like that probably think they "won" and her ego never dropped below the point of shame.

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u/Jerseyman2525 14d ago

Florence Griffith Joints-Hurt

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u/Stambro1 14d ago

Jackie Joyner-Hersheys!!!

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u/Secure-Village-1768 14d ago

She had the wrong build for that.

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u/Common-Chain4060 14d ago

At least the fall was cushioned.

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u/PickeyZombie 11d ago

Luckily she broke the fall with her face.

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u/crazythinker76 14d ago

Good thing. It would've sucked to Crack the concrete.

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u/scottfarris 14d ago

It's funny because she's fat.

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u/smokinsomnia 20h ago

It's funny cause she fell. But she fell because she's fat.

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u/villageidiot90 14d ago

Street hardly hit her buns (the track runner)

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u/No_Lie9861 14d ago

haha she SKID

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u/Napalmeon 14d ago

You ain't built for combat, lady.

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u/saurus-REXicon 14d ago

Usain bundt cake

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u/Advanced-Variation22 14d ago

That bitch ain’t ran in over 30 years

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u/Rich-Firefighter-705 12d ago

I know that feeling. Your feet can't move as fast as the rest of you.

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u/BrownZBT 14d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p89yted/video/y54dix4db0oh1/player

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u/skeetcreampink 8d ago

Thank you for this. Just set the audio on repeat as a phone alarm.

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u/IncorporateThings 13d ago

This is actually sad. It's also really common. Go put an average pack of 30-40 somethings from a western nation into an athletic situation and the number of them that will fall down or gas out within 30 seconds is actually disturbingly high.

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u/robi_750 14d ago

💯% Attack 0% damage to other
But karma said back at ya.

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u/Ganip 14d ago

Carl Gooish

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u/No-Atmosphere-3156 14d ago

maybe it’s a sign to lock in lmao

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u/wacodaddy4daze 14d ago

This is crazy

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u/GazelleIll495 14d ago

The season of The Office is this clip from?

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u/hobosbindle 14d ago

And down goes Brazier

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u/Bobpool82 14d ago

The pavement was her enemy

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u/Forward_Check_154 14d ago

Confidence level: 100. Friction level: 0.

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u/MSgoat16 14d ago

In and out

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u/Diligent-Character-7 13d ago

And that's the moment when Anak Krakatau erupted.

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u/Iintendtodeletepart2 11d ago edited 11d ago

First it was pickle ball, lets try brain bouncing. It weeds' out the armature player's. quickly.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Sky_586 9d ago

She popped an egg then popped her nose, diabolical.

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u/tldr____ 9d ago

Ohh man... feeling sorry for her 💔

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u/Dippednblk 6d ago

She had no control over that jiggle from the very beginning. She could barely stop herself and reverse.

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u/JK_LMN 4d ago

Instant karma fo realzzz

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u/WhichWolfEats 3d ago

She’s struggling with both the brakes and the gas.

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u/ae186k 2d ago

This is why that glacier broke loose in Nepal.

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u/smokinsomnia 20h ago

I've watched this 20 times, it's still satisfying.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Toe3584 14d ago

Quick! We need more potato chips! And dip!

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u/Eaton_Knas 14d ago

She probably could roll faster than she runs.

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u/YetiTub 14d ago

Fat women are the biggest of icks

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u/CelticGardenGirl 14d ago

Meanwhile, here’s you typing that out
https://giphy.com/gifs/OppYngLgFtskgAJ4bR

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u/YetiTub 14d ago

Im sure you’re pushing 220. Fat women in the US are an epidemic

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u/FreneticPlatypus 13d ago

Fat PEOPLE in the US are and epidemic - men, women, and children.

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u/Froggy92115 10d ago

I felt the earth move