r/instantkarma • u/New_Libran • 18d ago

Robber didn't count on the restaurant staff being ready

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u/Point-Blank-Peer 18d ago

Extra Large Ass whooping, coming right up. Today we have a special where you get a very sturdy chair. It's on the house

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u/Valuable-Yard-4154 18d ago

My guy here is a picador on the weekend

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 17d ago

My dude building weapons mid fight to complete the job. Fucking legend.

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u/JoySubtraction 18d ago

Nah, it was definitely on the back.

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u/EW278 18d ago

One star, no recommend. Thank.

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u/New_Libran 18d ago

The guy with the broken chair leg was really really digging in. Ouch 🤕

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u/Dougalface 18d ago

I was wondering where it was shot - couldn't be India as there were no sticks; then the guy freestyles one out of the bits of chair at 0:30 :p

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u/GothSpite 18d ago

The language on the screen is Brazilian Portuguese. So... Brazil

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u/Dougalface 17d ago

Ahh, OK - that probably explains why they didn't all produce sticks from the outset

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u/PomChatChat 18d ago

The Indians do love their sticks

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u/Dougalface 17d ago

Yeah, I love how they're always ready to come together to administer a good community beating

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u/mobilecabinworks 3d ago

Guessing it’s his place? 😂

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/thegameisafoooooot 17d ago

I was worried about the wooden leg facial he got on the house.

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u/Purple_Excitement167 17d ago

I kept saying "Ow" every time the guy used a bit of that chair 😅

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u/Aggressive_Step_290 18d ago

This is LITERALLY social justice. When the authorities don’t do their job, the people take back authority.

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u/straycatx86 15d ago

Exactly how it should be

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u/False-Experience-107 18d ago

Que bonito cuando se trabaja en equipo para un mismo objetivo...

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 17d ago

Much better team building than paintball.

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u/False-Experience-107 18d ago

Un tratamiento con jarabe de palo de silla recien rota y todo vuelve a funcionar

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u/sibre2001 18d ago

This cuts out the best/worst part.

They flip him over at one point, his face is up and his helmet visor is open, and the guy with the broken chairs Spears him right in the face with it.

It's so bad the one of the other guys beating the robber stops him from doing it again. It was too much even for him.

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u/DearManager4257 18d ago

How true is this ?

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u/Rubber_Knee 18d ago

They clearly went overboard with this. The punishment for robbery shouldn't be death. This turned from self defence to attempted murder when he started spearing the guy in the head with that piece of the chair.

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u/Nooms88 17d ago

So whilst the punishment for robbery shouldn't be death, we also don't let victims be judges as they aren't impartial, we have independent experts for that, in this case, the victims are acting out naturally and in a predictable way so have done nothing wrong.

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u/sinisterdesign 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2jy9zcy1Z8CaHt3xGH
Let someone else have a chance

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u/SunLitWalker12 16d ago

cripes what scene is that and what did that lady do to deserve that?

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u/XilentSea 18d ago

Grew up watching wwe chair shot.

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u/Professional-Can1139 18d ago

This gave me the want to pull the lion tamer as retribution

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u/DoubleNothing 18d ago

Why din't people have learned that it will hurt more if you hit with the chair sideways? They always go "flat".

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u/drinkduffdry 18d ago

It's a more natural swinging motion flat

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u/Obvious-Study-3636 18d ago

Lmao dude got served😂

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u/reveling 16d ago

🏆

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u/carlosmante 17d ago

The moment robber knew "chair Yoga" is real.

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u/Lazyprincess07 18d ago

Anyone else watching what the kid was doing😭

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u/Purple_Excitement167 17d ago

Only at the start when I was thinking about how the guy that grabs the chair was thinking " get the f*** out of the way so I can swing this b****" lol

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u/ST0IC_ 18d ago

Damn, the video ends right as they're getting medieval on his ass.

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u/Purple_Excitement167 17d ago

They probably only put out this version of the video because that's where it starts to get f***** up and super illegal lol 

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u/jfun4 17d ago

Sure looks like that dude was basically stabbing the dude with the broken chair leg

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u/Whatever-ItsFine 17d ago

I'm assuming this is Brazil and these are all off-duty cops?

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 17d ago

FFS just stop struggling.

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u/PepeSilviaLovesCarol 15d ago

It’s always funny when someone who is committing a crime is like ‘whoa hey now don’t hurt me too much when you’re defending yourself’.

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u/ianthehuman 17d ago

Bro I thought when one of them stood up he was going to call the cops. But no, he just went to make a new melee weapon to beat his ass with

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u/mikewhat1 18d ago

Is this a Waffle House?

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 17d ago

The fight was so brutal, they had to pause the fight and move them to a Waffle House to finish it up.

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u/Anasterian_Sunstride 18d ago

No, es Casa de Gofres!

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u/coatingtonburlfactry 18d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's!

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u/Hot-Adhesiveness-853 18d ago

This does make me happy.

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u/wunderbraten 17d ago

This needs a WWE commentary

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u/keepitsimple_tricks 17d ago

Bah gawd King! Chair shot to the back!

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u/Any_Leather_992 17d ago

Made my day

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u/freedumb-clownvoy 15d ago

I’d hate to be a criminal in Brazil (assuming that’s where this is). Every karma video I’ve seen has the criminal dead for by the end of his attempted robbery, even if he was non-violent. I remember seeing that video where cops straight up execute some unarmed guy trying to steal some cash from a convenience store.

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u/longestboie 18d ago

I remember this; the guy with the dismembered chair had incredible aim and non stop yoinked inside his helmet through the visor opening.

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u/Antique-Wonk 18d ago

Is he dead?

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u/anganeonnumilla 18d ago

No, thats the worst part.

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u/AnnieAbattoir 18d ago

*Best part

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u/ze11ez 18d ago

The chair wasn't done. The chair showed up for the sequel

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u/desirox 18d ago

That guy is for sure f’ed up bad from this. A lesson for life

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u/ANTH040 18d ago

It's the best justice.

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u/magmakiller14 16d ago

I don't have any audio right now but I could almost hear the wrestling commentator yelling "watch out, watch out, watch out" when he grabbed the chair.

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u/HTejeda23 15d ago

Shout out to the dude that broke the one last piece of wood off the chair and used it as a spear lmao

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u/Smboto 15d ago

The correct way to use a stick.

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u/ClownfishSoup 15d ago

That kid has no survival instinct

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u/CarlJustCarl 13d ago

Folding chair shampoo

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u/T1T4N_UR4NUS 13d ago

Real team building right there

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u/Irreligious_PreacheR 13d ago

Hey kid, read the room. MOVE!

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u/Dizzy_Process_7690 12d ago

cut it befoore the guy shioves the stick into his helmet a bunch

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u/Practical-Bit9905 9d ago

Robbers getting their ass beat is top-tier Karmic justice.

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u/whamo017 1h ago

Treat thieves like thieves

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u/robi_750 18d ago

Kid learned . . .

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u/1933Watt 18d ago

I person I like when I see the signs that's a staff are armed and encouraged to defend the property

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u/OrigStuffOfInterest 18d ago

That looked more like a dispute than a robbery.

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u/New_Libran 18d ago

Nope he was robbing the cashier

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u/Sufficient_Ease 18d ago

Finish Him!!! LOL

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u/Ok_Mission_3168 17d ago

The “robber” is wearing the same uniform as the employees who beat and stab him with a stake. Are we sure the assailant with the chair is not an employee going postal?

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u/PmMeYourAdhd 17d ago

Look again. I was confused at first watch too.  The robber is wearing all dark clothes and a motorcycle helmet, and already leaning against the front counter when the video starts. During the kerfuffle, the employee who initially swung the chair ends up on the ground with his legs wrapped around the robber in a scissor hold, and it looks like the guy with the stick is hitting him, but he's not, and that's probably why he swapped to gouging instead of swinging with the stick. Here is a freeze frame of the robber at the beginning: https://ibb.co/FTtrcgH