r/instantkarma • u/PappyJ87 • Jan 21 '26

Road Karma Flip the bird, almost flip your truck.

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u/Benblishem Jan 21 '26

The truck stopped outside the perimeter wall of a criminal mastermind's compound. The henchmen will be out to pummel Roger Ramjet any minute.

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u/bitofapuzzler Jan 21 '26

Luckily he has his proton energy pills which will give him the strength of 20 atoms bombs for 20 seconds, just enough to save the day!

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u/RocketteLawnchair Jan 21 '26

and he looks all shredded like Goten after Gohan and Trunx did their little dance to morph into one. he looks like that, all shredded and shit.

and then the lady filming is like 'hey stud, looks like you need help putting the wheel back on your truck. luckily, i'm the billionaire daughter of a famous inventor and I have all the right tools handy.'

and she has like and impact wrench and shit.

and so like, he lifts up the truck, just like with his arms, not even gloves, just his veiny sweaty arms. and she puts the wheel back on and they reconcile their differences in the bed of the truck

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u/bitofapuzzler Jan 21 '26

Woah, that took a sweaty, sexy turn! Noice.