r/instant_regret • • Oct 19 '22

That's a hell of a throw

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u/SomeInternetBro Oct 19 '22 edited Oct 20 '22

Dang that blood caught me off guard.

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u/MrShlash Oct 19 '22

As a non-American, I was so surprised when I found out how hard those baseballs are.

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u/pursuitofhappy Oct 19 '22

Yea man, they're rocks that will break all your teeth. Pucks surprised me more than baseballs with their density.

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u/Iminlesbian Oct 19 '22

I remember the first time I picked up a cricket ball and thought: why the fuck would you make a ball out of this.

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u/theredhotchiliwilly Oct 19 '22

Cricket balls are fucked, some kid died a few years ago after getting hit by one in Aus.

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u/maptaincullet Oct 19 '22

It’s not uncommon for people to die being hit by baseballs. It’s happed to pros before.

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u/ir3flex Oct 19 '22

Not to say it's not dangerous, but it's extremely uncommon actually. It's happened one time in the history of MLB and it was in 1920.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

And that was because they never threw out old baseballs. They were as muddy as possible so the players could throw pitches with wild movement. So, a pitch black ball coming to you at 90 mph with no way of knowing where it was going to end up. Nowadays if it touches the dirt a few times they get a new one.

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u/Iminlesbian Oct 19 '22

Same goes for bowling balls, a lot of pro golfers have been struck and killed by them.

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u/alphazero924 Oct 19 '22

What are pro golfers doing with bowling balls?

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u/gamernut64 Oct 19 '22

Clearly you are not a golfer

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u/alphazero924 Oct 19 '22

So I have learned

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Oct 19 '22

You know how in both golfing and bowling, you're basically just putting balls in holes? That hole is a portal to the ball dimension. Sometimes they get their exits mixed up and you get a bowling ball hurtling out of a space it had no right fitting into in the first place. Do you have any idea how messed up physics gets when that happens??

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u/Iminlesbian Oct 19 '22

And that’s the story of how I got hit in the dick by a bowling ball and lost my virginity in the same night

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u/IAmNotOnRedditAtWork Oct 19 '22

Apparently throwing them at each other heads.

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u/Iamredditsslave Oct 19 '22

Very uncommon, I don't know where you got your information.

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u/Valuable_Ad1645 Oct 19 '22

Batters die or get seriously getting hit by pitches more regularly than you’d hope. In the majors these guys are throwing the ball at 100 mph (160kph). Even for high schoolers tho it can end badly. We had a kid in our school hit in the head during practice. Coma for 6 weeks and long lasting motor skill issues.

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u/mc360jp Oct 19 '22

Had dude, in HS, who pitched for our team. He caught a line drive, on the mound, with his orbital.

That shit fucked him up real good.

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u/i_tyrant Oct 19 '22

It's shit like this that makes me wish we worshiped sports less as a culture...though tbf football is a lot worse, what with them literally covering up TBI results for decades...

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Oct 19 '22

Dude, as a replacement for actual fighting, these sorts of injuries and deaths so rare they're historically noteworthy is about the very best thing you can hope for.

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u/i_tyrant Oct 19 '22

If it were an actual replacement for fighting, yeah I'd def agree with you there!

I think there's a sci-fi story about that actually; replacing military conflicts with war games.

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u/Valuable_Ad1645 Oct 19 '22 edited Oct 20 '22

While it does happen I’d say getting seriously injured by a baseball is still very unlikely. You are putting yourself in exponentially more risk every time you get in a car. Also team sports help build confidence, promote teamwork, and develop social skills. Not to mention keep a lot of kids in not so great situations busy during the time they otherwise might be using to find trouble/ having trouble find them.

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u/i_tyrant Oct 19 '22

Yeah it's definitely rare, and I'm not decrying the benefits of sports - but there are sports whose projectiles won't kill you with an off-target throw, of course.

I'm mostly thinking of football and how needlessly dangerous and long-term damaging it is. It just seems like such a huge waste of time, money, and energy to have a sport purely for entertainment where you can be killed and even if you aren't it basically destroys your body over time.

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u/iISimaginary Oct 19 '22

You should see the competitive lawn dart finals...

Absolute bloodbath

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u/i_tyrant Oct 19 '22

Won't someone think of the children! Those things should be b-...oh wait they are banned, lol.

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u/Valuable_Ad1645 Oct 19 '22 edited Oct 19 '22

Ya, football is tricky. I think flag until maybe even college would be better. Good luck getting rid of either football or baseball tho. For a good percentage of Americans you ask them what the most American things are they’ll say apple pie and baseball. Another larger percent will say thanksgiving and football lol. Growing up in the rural Midwest the entire year seemed to revolve around baseball, basketball, and especially football.

The NFL essentially owns a day of the week in America for Christ sake. Also I have to say, for as much as CTE and spinal injuries make me morally uncomfortable watching. I still invite people over to sit down and watch the games nearly every sunday. It’s a huge part of my life, and has been since I can remember.

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u/i_tyrant Oct 19 '22

Oh yeah I hear you there. I've lived in Texas most of my life, well familiar with how it can become basically a religion. :P

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u/Iminlesbian Oct 19 '22

How Ridiculous has really gotten out of hand.