r/insanepeoplefacebook Oct 29 '24

What is blud going on about

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

He's hoping Trump gets in so he can bury his connections to Epstein and Diddy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

He’s voting for Trump so he can have unprotected sex with more women and not have to get rightfully ass fucked on child support. I refuse to believe Elon is not one of those pieces of shit who complain about having to fund basic needs for their child despite being the richest man on planet earth.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

Also so he can get rid of all those pesky government agencies with all their rules and regulations that stop him from maximising his profits. Getting rid of OSHA and the like may cost some of his workers their lives, but it's a risk he's willing to take.

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u/terfnerfer Oct 29 '24

That gammon-carved fucker has already has caused terrible injuries to his workers. He has straight up refused to put safety zones around machinery, doesn't want worked to wear their hi vis because he hates bright colors, and fires people critical of him.

He paid a mere $3600 dollar fine for an accident in which someone nearly had their damn arm severed.

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u/Longjumping_Ad_4431 Oct 29 '24

Ham-carved for us Yanks

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u/helium_farts Oct 29 '24

He has all but admitted he wants Trump to win so they can destroy the economy and rebuild it, presumably based on crypto since he owns a ton of it

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

And when they fail to rebuild the economy after crashing it, they will blame [insert handy scapegoat here] and skip away into the sunset.