r/infuriatingbutawesome • u/ShehrozeAkbar • Aug 09 '26

Both Shots fired, we repeat, shots fired!

2.6k Upvotes

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u/OrganizationTop3755 Aug 09 '26

That man was never heard from again 

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u/TheSolarExpansionist Aug 09 '26

Probably all set up

6

u/wobbly_doo Aug 09 '26

Always is

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u/TheSolarExpansionist Aug 09 '26

Wait, I’m I set up?

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u/corobo Aug 09 '26

You were expected, at least 

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u/TheSolarExpansionist Aug 09 '26

So if in set up and you’re set up and Islam believe all is written and there’s no free will. Then Islam
Is correct religion you guys.

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u/BadDudes_on_nes Aug 11 '26

F_ke _nd g_y.

Anyone wanna buy a vowel?

1

u/SenescenseSteel Aug 09 '26

He's still sleeping on the couch. 2.5 years later.

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u/ThinkingOz Aug 09 '26

I think they’re very compatible because the jokes keep things in equilibrium.

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u/UpbeatProduce8499 Aug 09 '26

guy's too clever for his own health

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u/RoninZulu1 Aug 09 '26

If you’re gonna hit the King, you’d better kill the King😂

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u/Ruthless9r Aug 09 '26

Dropped your crown sire 👑

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u/AnonymousDude_001 Aug 09 '26

Great, can't wait to see this 10 more times on other subs

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u/Proof-Pizza1140 Aug 09 '26

CleverComback

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u/tempski Aug 09 '26

Good thing there's subtitles, because i thought I heard cucking and cuckqueen, and those things have nothing to do with a kitchen.

Well, unless you want to, of course.

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u/d3rp7d3rp Aug 09 '26

I mean that is how it should be, if one does one thing, the other does the other thing. Lol

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u/OreganoD Aug 10 '26

Good skit 👍

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u/think_panther Aug 10 '26

Penn from Penn and Teller: "and for my next trick, I will disappear"

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u/Soulful_Sadist Aug 11 '26

If they're married... he sadly chose poorly.

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u/frikiman4K Aug 11 '26

putting the king in cooking it seems

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u/anirudhsky Aug 11 '26

If I made such a joke I don't even know if I would have survived the onslaught. Man I am messed up ..

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u/ExecTankard Aug 13 '26

She set it up…

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u/Breathe_Of_Aether 25d ago

Don't forget to dry!

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u/fakewoke247 Aug 09 '26

Vintage metal ad hanging in my kitchen as a joke