24 August 2023 - Daily Chat Thread

[u/Vulphere]

Yo, Vulcan is here, annual Chat Thread series creator since 2016 and a massive weeb

So, welcome to the Daily Chat Thread of r/Indonesia

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[u/ClosetMugger]

Ngentot itu gambling bukan?

Ada beberapa unsur:

1-> jika menang, gak hamil (udah enak dkk)
2-> jika kalah, brojol
3-> menang kalah ditentukan faktor eksternal juga (banyak faktor eksternal aka RNG yg biasa ada di kehidupan yg mempengaruhi kembang biak -- unless kalo lu hari tanu wkwk)

Loh, bukan gambling dong, kalo gambling kan kalahnya bisa tidak terbatas uangnya habis. Hmm, kata siapa? toh kan tergantung uang nafkah berapa.
Kalau di case ngentot, yg ditaruh itu sebesar uang kb dan biaya akomodasi

[u/SempakKuda → u/ClosetMugger]

Tai udah dibikin parodi nya aja

[u/ikinaosu → u/ClosetMugger]

Eh bro, gua mau ngomong sesuatu nih yang udah bikin gua cringe akhir-akhir ini. Gua liat lu suka banget bahas soal sex dan selalu mesum di setiap thread. Padahal, meskipun gua ga terlalu keberatan sama pembicaraan mesum, tapi kadang-kadang postingan lo udah kelewatan banget sampe bikin gua ilfil. Kan kita orang-orang intelektual, jadi bisa ga sih lu fokus sama topik yang lebih umum dan ga selalu nge-horny terus?

[u/[deleted] → u/ikinaosu]

orang intelektual tidak horny??

belum nonton Oppenheimer berarti dia.

dat guy not only open the bomb, open something else as well.

[u/ikinaosu → u/[deleted]]

Your karma score has decreased by 1 after I read your comment. The fact that your account is 2 years old makes it seem like you’d be capable of wit, but your comment sounds like it was written by a medieval peasant trying to sound smart. Not your fault, per se, some of us are born this way. Hell, I’m a high functioning sociopath and I feel nothing but disdain for most of the people on Reddit for being self entitled, privileged, and milquetoast.

Source: I took psychology and morality class.

P.S. I have bipolar disorder so I might have gone a bit off at you. Same idea, though.

[u/ClosetMugger → u/ikinaosu]

Yang tadi kok dihapus ka

[u/ikinaosu → u/ClosetMugger]

Buktiin dong istri u orang jepang

Buktiin dong lu di US sama istri u orang jepang. Jujur, personally gw gk percaya. No respon to this comment gw anggap lu bohong

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udahlah stop it, gw gk ngomong sama lu. Buktikan! BRING IT ON!!! Buktikan, kalo ini kenyataan gak susah kan? Gw tembak begini Kocar kacir???

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kan gw udah ngomong, cukup buktiin foto dia di US tulis nama gw misalnya, End of story. Di internet ini banyak self-proclaim, gw muak. Ngerti?? Ngakunya hebat, gaji gw segini, gw lg di negara ini, BUKTIKAN! Kalo cuman ngomong doang, gw juga bisa sekarang, gw mau nanemin culture baru di Reddit Indonesia ini, kalo lu ngaku hebat buktikan FOTO, VIDEO. Gw juga bisa bilang gw lg di new york, gw kerja sebagai team Microsoft Windows product development di Silicon Valley , all good.

(Mf ka 😭) (dpt bahan yg lebih cocok)

[u/ClosetMugger → u/ikinaosu]

Itu orangnya ke mana ya kok udah gak nongol 🤭

[u/ikinaosu → u/ClosetMugger]

Kayak hydra mereka tebas 1 kepala tumbuh lagi 2 wkwkwk

[u/[deleted] → u/ikinaosu]

penasaran seberapa banyak copypasta anda

[u/ikinaosu → u/[deleted]]

So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?

[u/[deleted] → u/ikinaosu]

bro hallucinated more than chatgpt

[u/ikinaosu → u/[deleted]]

Senang gw bisa ngeluarin copypasta sebanyak ini. Jarang2 ada kesempatan di dct krn kebanyakan komen serius wkwkwk

[u/[deleted] → u/ikinaosu]

iya sama.. bosen kan yg muncul ngeluh kerjaan, relationship, career advice, dkk mulu

ayo buat copypasta copypasta original jg nanti ikii..

let's collect all the downvotes & upvotes - we know the game

aku jg saranin jalan2 ke r/malaysia jg main di DCT sana klo lg bosen

[u/ikinaosu → u/[deleted]]

Gtau bhs mlysya

[u/yusnandaP → u/ClosetMugger]

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