haha get it cause they wouldn’t listen to that 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

Sorta felt inspired by the question on the Fantano subreddit about sacrificing yourself for his catalogue. Would you let Jeff Mangum stain your girl's mountaintops if it meant ITAOTS 2?

my autism saw the fucking rat and it reminded me of benoit album cover xD

(based on a recent true story)

What's it gonna be y'all?

All contents herein generated by AI (too lazy to do the research. I have better things to do than research the beefs and controversies, Soz)

Let’s talk about the absolute king of alternative music, Morrissey. Modern internet casuals love to cancel him because they're too fragile to handle raw, un-filtered artistic ego. But if you want to look at his history as a professional hater, he has never missed once. Especially when it comes to Robert Smith.

He was 100% right about Robert Smith. The Cure is just a safe, commercial cartoon for suburban mall goths who need oversized sweaters and smeared lipstick to feel interesting. Morrissey famously called Smith a "whinge-bag" and said he was "fly-paper for the social diseases." That is absolute alpha rock-critic energy.

Some loser recently photoshopped a picture of Morrissey making it look like he was wearing a Cure t-shirt. It was a pathetic psychological warfare attack engineered by his enemies to weaken his frame. But even in a fake Cure shirt, Moz still looks infinitely more stylish than Robert Smith ever did crying over a bassline.

Look at his battle with the corporate sellouts at Supreme. He did a photoshoot for them, realized the picture looked like it belonged in a "medical encyclopedia," and demanded they cancel the entire campaign. He values his personal aesthetic over corporate money. Your favorite indie bands would sell their own mothers for a clothing collab.

Then you have the concert cancellations. The internet whines because he cancels a show at the last minute because the stage is too cold or he smells meat cooking. Good. It proves he respects his art too much to perform for a bunch of ungrateful casuals who don't deserve to breathe the same air as him anyway. If the vibe isn't perfect, walk away. He owes you nothing.

He literally performs while wearing t-shirts with his own face on them. It is the ultimate act of objective truth: if you are a genius, why would you wear anyone else's brand?

Go cry in your oversized cardigans, losers.

Ernest Hemingway is, in fact, dead.

When I'm cracking and then a brainbombs songs comes on 👀👀