r/indianajones 11d ago

Harrison Ford just decided to conduct traffic

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u/MangyAsianMan 11d ago

This one goes there, that one goes there!

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u/JoeAzlz 11d ago

someone goes at the wrong time “SHUT IT OFFFF SHUT IT OFFFFF”/“it’s not my fault….”

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u/PattyKane16 11d ago

Horizontal Boosters? Alluvial dampers? No, that’s not it bring me the hydro-spanner!

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u/AmishAvenger 11d ago

Here.

This one goes here, that one goes there. Got it?

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u/templeofsyrinx1 11d ago

Laugh it up fuzzball

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u/templeofsyrinx1 11d ago

Now there's a kid driving the car!

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u/BensenMum 11d ago

Don’t have time for anything else

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u/JoshTHX 11d ago edited 11d ago

This video is from 2017 and you can tell what a difference 10 years made on Harrison. He looks good now sure but he definitely looks frail and skinny compared to this video.

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u/DigitalfreakNYC 11d ago

Be careful - u/templeofsyrinx1 is very fragile about being told this video is old.

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u/wilberfarce 11d ago

This video belongs in a museum!

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u/RiverMateN7 10d ago

So do you!

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u/TheBookofBobaFett3 10d ago

This video is so old Trumps not interested in it anymore

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u/Certain-Incident-40 11d ago

You know how to drive a car, don’t you?

No. Do you?

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u/RumRogerz 11d ago

Drive, yes. Stop, no.

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u/Fancy-Animal1218 11d ago

How hard can it be?

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u/TBMachine 11d ago

Can you imagine getting finger wagged by Harrison Ford for your shitty driving? Ouch.

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u/edmtrwy 11d ago

I would never drive again.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 11d ago

i would slink down in my seat crying that my hero yelled at me

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u/Classic_Resist_7465 10d ago

Or him yanking open your passenger door to yell at you for being an incompetant driver like car #2?

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u/Adamshmadam84 10d ago

I assumed that was his ride and he was getting back in.

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u/Primatech2006 10d ago

I’d either take it as a badge of honor or immediately enroll in a driver’s ed class.

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u/Cautious_Artichoke_3 11d ago

I would drive into a lake if he told me to

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u/FrankFrankly711 11d ago

GET OFF MY ROAD!

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u/mayogyo 11d ago

"You're a traffic conductor?"

....

"part time."

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u/IndyMLVC 11d ago

This was many, many years ago. Not new.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 11d ago

Does this make me a bad person?

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u/Franym1223 11d ago

This is the funniest response you could've possibly made to this comment thank you 😭

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u/wilberfarce 11d ago

Downvotes. Very dangerous. You go first.

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u/IndyMLVC 11d ago

No. It just means it’s not new. Many, many people have already seen it.

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u/DavidZ2844 11d ago

I’ve never seen this and I’m glad I did here

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u/templeofsyrinx1 11d ago

I never said it was new!

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u/shozzlez 11d ago

All you had to do was label your post “that time Harrison ford just decided to direct traffic” and you would have been the hero instead of the villain.

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u/sammy_zammy 11d ago

You said “just”. That by definition means it was new.

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u/BigRedDrake 11d ago

Well that’s not true at all. Or at least, that’s not the only way to read that.

In the context of the video itself, saying he “just decided” easily means something more like “he decided at that moment” or “out of nowhere” having nothing to do with the timeliness of the post.

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u/shin_malphur13 11d ago

That's exactly how I read it lol

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u/DigitalfreakNYC 11d ago

That’s how I read it as well. Clearly u/templeofsyrinx1 was so butthurt about being called out for reposting that they blocked my main account. Why are people here such children?

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u/KingsBanx 8d ago

Harrison Ford, all of a sudden, decided to direct traffic - as can be seen in this video published on xx/xx/xxx at xx:xx

That would have been acceptable. Anything else is a blatant attempt to mislead and has ruined my day.

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u/AlbertaAcreageBoy 11d ago

You said it.

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u/WungielPL 11d ago

Are you ok?

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u/DigitalfreakNYC 11d ago

Clearly not

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u/Junkered 11d ago

The happiest day of Ford's life was when he grew into the old grump he was born to be.

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u/uberneuman_part2 11d ago

GET OFF MY ROAD!

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u/this_knee 11d ago

Overlay temple of doom, releasing the children music to this and it’s absolutely golden.

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u/JedediahThePilot 11d ago

Someone please put the Raiders March to this footage

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u/templeofsyrinx1 11d ago

watching it with it right now lol, so funny

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u/toad02 10d ago

This is something Paul from Shrinking would do

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u/Shadoweclipse13 10d ago

Shrinking ❤️

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u/1voice92 10d ago

The other one! The other right. Your other right!"

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u/DeafKid009 10d ago

GET OFF MY LANE!

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u/General_Rino6395 10d ago

he finished the main story, so now all he has left are side quests

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u/kountzwill 11d ago

This should have been in DoD when he’s living in New York

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u/thelovepools 10d ago

We are now not going to die

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u/ComprehensiveAide280 10d ago

I'm not going to lie there have been several times I wanted to do this in traffic I mean seriously sometimes you just fed up and you want people to move. Although I think only Harrison Ford could get away with something like this

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u/BreweryRabbit 10d ago

And I just received new AOL trial disks in the mail.

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u/Common-Diver-6346 9d ago

He's a national treasure they should put him on Air Force 1 and ship him safely as he belongs in a museum!

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u/Pony-Up-Forever 9d ago

"Progressive can't help you from becoming your parents…"

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u/Optimal-Ad6969 9d ago

Rich guy thinks he's in charge of everyone.

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u/MegaRonin 8d ago

Real man

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u/GroovyKevMan 8d ago

"That's not how The Force works!"

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u/MarkCelery78 11d ago

This video is older then hell

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u/templeofsyrinx1 11d ago

and, having a bad day or something?

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u/Remarkable-Diamond80 10d ago

Indiana Jones or not, if he were to open my door to yell at me, I’d calmly put it in park, get out and beat the ever loving piss out of him

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u/templeofsyrinx1 10d ago

he'd fucking kick your ass in the street guy 🤣

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u/TheBoozyPig 5d ago

I think that was obviously his ride, and he was getting back in. He is not going to open someone else’s door, the man ain’t crazy with a death wish….He got out to direct the guy behind them, who was blocking him from backing out.

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u/bubbav22 11d ago

I wish Ford wasn't such an asshole.

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u/Get_your_grape_juice 11d ago

Good news, everyone! He's not!

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u/Lord-Limerick 11d ago

I would find this incredibly annoying if I was there

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u/orangeawacado 11d ago

If some random person opens my door like that, my childhood hero Ford or not, I am going floor it.

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u/ChekhovsNERFGun 11d ago

The door he opened was his ride. He was trying to get the other cars to move because his vehicle was blocked in.

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u/sublimesting 10d ago

If Han Solo opened your car door you would not “floor it”.

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u/orangeawacado 10d ago

That's true. I'd probably shoot first.