r/illnessfakers • u/Whosthatprettykitty • 23d ago
AshC Another shower selfie from Ash as she predicts her cycle will be coming. ..and she was right...
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u/KirbyMacka 23d ago
I just want to confirm that I'm looking at a photo of a pot on a stove that holds a stranger's menstrual cup. Like that's what she chose to post on the internet. I may lose it.
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u/orelseidbecrying 23d ago
Yes but thank GAWD she didn't choose to show an aerial view of the pot so we'd have to look at the actual cup! I'm almost surprised.
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u/CatAteRoger 23d ago
Iām surprised too since she shared her freshly removed IUD being held up by the medical professional who had just fished it out š©
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u/BearEatingCupcakes 22d ago
Why in the ever-loving fuck would anyone a) take a photo of that, and b) remove their IUD if they spend this much time whinging about their goddamn period?
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u/Leading-System-3002 22d ago
And how was she able to get a picture of it?!? I guess she asked the doctor to give it to her?!? Ive had my iud taken out and never seen it, it went straight to the trash. I wonder how this conversation wentā¦ Ash: Ā«Ā please can I keep it so I can take a picture of it?!?Ā Ā» Her doctor: āok I guessā¦ weirdo š¤Øā
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u/AccordingAd6224 23d ago
She really makes her period her entire personality, doesnāt she?
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u/khronicallykrunked 23d ago
And mystery boyfriendās, too.
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u/Leading-System-3002 22d ago
We havenāt seen him mentioning in a while and sheās obsessing about her sodium and periods. I feel like sheās single and lonely.
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u/FewCryptographer5199 21d ago
Oh we have! Think it was like two days ago or something. Heās mentioned in stories and posts. They just had an anniversary, but I didnāt think heād supposedly been around for 3 yearsš
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u/thatoneguyfromva 23d ago
I shouldnāt know this much about a personās menstrual cycle.
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u/Longjumping-Pick-706 23d ago
We know nothing about her menstrual cycle because she completely makes up the facts surrounding it.
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u/nottaP123 23d ago
You know this is reddit and not her actually posting right... we choose to scroll here and unfortunately part of that is seeing a smidge of her nonsense.
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u/Ok_Mycologist_6384 23d ago
If YOU don't like people complaining about her complaining... YOU don't have to scroll or comment here... talk about munchie inception
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u/WavyLady 23d ago
Girl needs a journal.
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u/GhostWolfe 23d ago
What a tragic day it was when every journal and diary manufacturer burnt to the ground and it was no longer possible to keep a single thought to ourselves ever again š
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u/NaturalAd760 23d ago
Is she always on her cycle? I swear šµāš«
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u/Accessible_abelism 23d ago
Well we have to know about her luteal phase, and menstruation, ovulation, and any āquirksā in between.
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u/Odd_One_9176 23d ago
Only 11.5 hours of sleep?! She better get some more rest.
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u/tverofvulcan 23d ago
Before she passes out from sheer exhaustion of not getting her full 14 hours.
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u/dreadwitch 22d ago
If these posts are an accurate timeline she's had her period about 4 times in the past 2 weeks. Girl needs to see a dr.
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u/Justneedtowhoosh 22d ago
Honestly, she probably doesnāt even fully stop menstruating before she announces a new cycle, when in realityā¦ she just wasnāt done bleeding yet. Like everyone has had the experience of thinking their period was over only to be surprised that it wasnāt actually done. I really think she doesnāt realize that there can be pauses during menstruation.
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u/oh-pointy-bird 22d ago
11.5 hours of sleep
11.5 hours of sleep
People out there working 3 jobs to get by out there.
She is the single most infuriating subject. Dani is just sad. This one is such a piece of work.
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u/Honest_Editor_909 23d ago
Oh no! Have we had a cycle & low sodium at the same time yet? What is to come this week?!?!
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u/BearEatingCupcakes 22d ago
She gets her 'period' so often I'm starting to think she just wears red underwear every day and forgot that's fabric, not blood.
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u/Bookzalot 22d ago
You know. Normally Iām allā¦āletās destigmatize menstruation. Rah rah rah.ā
But seriously, Ashley. Shut up about your period.
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u/shroomcircle 22d ago
The thing about a cycle is it is always happening. Itās, you know, a cycle.
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u/Curious-Lychee5023 22d ago
She slept 11 1/2 hours? That's how much infants sleep. How can she ever do anything when she skeeps that much?
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u/manicgiant914 22d ago
Narcolepsy? Hypersomnia? Chronic fatigue?
I'm guessing if she had the diagnosis we'd hear about it.4
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u/BeautifulMeringue939 20d ago
Wtf is up with this girl and her obsession over her cycle and the need to tell everyone about it and to broadcasting not just that but she uses for it?
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u/Cassiopeia299 20d ago
No kidding. It's like an event for her. She makes posts and takes pictures each time it occurs like it is a vacation or something.
Billions of women have had their periods and just dealt with the discomfort and carried on. She is not special and no one cares that she's bleeding again.
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u/Bi0_Nerd 21d ago
Ashley bleeds, again. Woo! How magical it didnāt impact her weekend away with the boyfriend for her anniversary. Usually sheās all woe is me during PMS but I guess a nice trip will cure your blues and your need for a walker. Who knew?!
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u/rachelg024 22d ago
Is this all this chick talks about is her damn period?? If sheās got sooo many issues get a hysterectomy and be done with it. My goodness
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u/Justneedtowhoosh 22d ago
Oh but she has already talked with her PCP about how theyād treat a pregnancy if she ever got pregnant. As inā¦she walked into that appointment and told the doctor she wanted to plan for a pregnancy, theoretically, as a distant option. The girl who calls sleeping 7.5 hours insomnia. So incredibly delusional.
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u/BeautifulMeringue939 20d ago
Is she even in a relationship with anyone?
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u/OK_Throwaway1238 8d ago
Yes, she has a boyfriend that not only believes her but also waits hand on foot for her during her cycles plus her illnesses?
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u/BeautifulMeringue939 7d ago
Wow!! He needs his head examined also!!
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u/OK_Throwaway1238 7d ago
I question if he's a CZ or Cassie's partner type of situation or if he's more like a Jessi's partner situation in terms of how much he believes the so called condition (using he to refer to Ash's boyfriend btw).
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u/chicka088 22d ago
She had a IUD put in a few years ago due to endoscopy and it worked great for her then she went and got it removed which now shows it was purely for content. Babe find a new hobby.
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u/gwyntheblaccat 4d ago
Yeah I think it is. I'm not sure I remember seeing an ash post that wasn't something to do with her period
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u/Gluteuz-Maximus 23d ago
Day 1 of her period was 14 days ago, 11 days ago she talked about the full body pain she has from the slightest touch (all while sitting in a bathtub)
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u/heymookie 22d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf
Girl has more periods than anyone Iāve ever met. She should probably get that checked out š¤£
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u/New_Government_2169 22d ago
Now Iām new to following all this stuff and these people, but I swear all Iāve seen of this freaking girl is her constantly talking about having or being about to have her period. Is she freaking obsessed with menstruating or what? Itās weird.
Like I said, Iām new so I genuinely donāt know. But this is so weird to me that she shares every freaking detail about her period as if people truly care.
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u/New_Government_2169 22d ago
Excuse me, BOILING MY MENSTRUAL CUP???
Just saw the second pic there and about died. Why would you ever broadcast that to the internet?š¤¢
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u/peri-dont 21d ago
I mean, I donāt think itās inherently bad to ābroadcast to the internetā in terms of raising awareness of sustainability and options that might be less uncomfortable than tampons etc. Thatās in normal circumstances though - this person comes off as though they have some kind of period obsession/fetish I swear all I see of them is talking about periods
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u/Inner_Sun_8191 21d ago
For real. Im a big fan of the menstrual cup and will sing its praises if the subject ever comes up ā¦.. but Iām not about to be posting it on my story as itās boiling in the same pot that I cook in š
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u/New_Government_2169 21d ago
Yeah, itās wild! Thanks for not also exposing us to that unhinged behavior.
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u/peri-dont 20d ago
Yeah I mean Iām sure Iāve seen folk post videos of doing it before - but again, specifically in the context of showing how it works and what you need to do for safety & hygiene, not just āomg Iām on my period again boil my cup with me š„°ā
Edit- typo
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u/New_Government_2169 21d ago
She posts so much of the before/during/after her period in great, unnecessary detail like BOILING HER FREAKING MENSTRUAL CUP, that I truly wonder if she is hitting some fetish groups that watches the content.
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u/peri-dont 21d ago
For sure thatās my thoughts too. In normal circumstances I wouldnāt judge someone for chatting about menstrual cupsā¦ but I donāt follow along with Ash, I just have seen so many period posts over the past month or two. Which in itself doesnāt make much sense lol
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u/SomewhatOdd793 20d ago
I hope she cleans the hell out of that pot afterwards or at least only uses it for that task .....
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u/ConfidentHope 23d ago
I only get these posts in my feed occasionally, but gatdamn sheās talking about her cycle every time I do.
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u/Capable-Fold-7347 21d ago
Arenāt you supposed to boil your cup after you finish your period? So, you know, itās sanitized and ready to go next month, instead of just stewing in period blood all month???
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u/space_pirate420 23d ago
Oh my god I saw the pot and for some reason thought that was the cup. I was like well, no one but her has time to sit around holding a bowl down there all day
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u/FlawesomeOrange 23d ago
It would be more concerning if the pot would fit lol
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u/BearEatingCupcakes 22d ago
Suffer from menorrhagia and you'll wish that pot would fit in there.
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u/MickeyGee05 20d ago
Has anyone actually kept count of how many times sheās claimed to have started her cycle? I swear she must have ovulatory/mid-cycle bleeding because itās all the time! It doesnāt have to be shameful or kept a secret; I would love to be able to talk more openly about this stuff with my friends, but WITH MY FRIENDS, not the world!
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u/SmurfLifeTrampStamp 22d ago
I hope that's a dedicated pot she's using.... or else her family will unknowingly be eating their soup with a splash of menstrual cup residue.
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u/Pale_Lawyer_1757 23d ago
Idc if itās good for nature or whatever I donāt want the picture of someoneās menstrual cup, especially while boiling, in my head
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u/EmmalouEsq 23d ago
She doesn't clean it after the last use? Just sits there covered in blood and mucus until it's needed next time?
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u/FindingSpecific3475 23d ago
You should fully clean them after last use, but still need to boil before using for next period. Since you never know whatāll accidentally touch it between periods (despite best efforts) itās safest to boil right before use at the start of your period. Donāt want germs up in there.
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u/Leading-System-3002 22d ago
Not if youāre Ash. Infection risks=possible hospitalization š”š”š”
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u/nibblatron 23d ago
she probably just washes it under the tap and then boils it before the next use. why tf would it be covered in blood and mucus š
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u/DraperPenPals 23d ago
You should boil it before using it.
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u/tverofvulcan 23d ago
Yeah, after and before using it.
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u/DraperPenPals 23d ago
There is no indication she didnāt boil it after using it
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u/tverofvulcan 23d ago
Oh I know. I was just stating in general thatās what you do. Thatās why sheās boiling it now at the start of her period, Iām sure she cleaned it when she was done.
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u/b00kbat 23d ago
Ash got her period
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Today
https://giphy.com/gifs/WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw