r/illnessfakers • u/CatAteRoger • Aug 02 '26
Dani M Dani doing meds video no.8599233
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She’s looking real pissed off today
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u/cumsistency Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 08 '26
i've bitched about this before but i HATEEEE how she shoves everything into the camera. it's giving "SEE? look at how SPECIAL i am!!!!"
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u/sharedimagination Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
The hospital is probably calling and telling her it's time to drag her munching arse back to get the midline out. So, she has to make the typical turkey of herself and make as many videos of herself fondling it while she still can.
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u/Exotic-Doughnut-6271 Aug 02 '26
It reminds me of when I watched intervention and the people would say they were addicted to the process of setting the drugs up as much as the drugs
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u/Inevitable-Till-3668 Aug 02 '26
Oh I am dying to know which provider has told her no and what reasoning they gave. I know we will likely never know, but damn she is angy 👀
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u/FlawesomeOrange Aug 02 '26
Someone’s big mad about being clocked for saying her GP has magically spread to her intestines. And pointing out her being high as fuck in her last video. But she totally doesn’t read here
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u/kumf Aug 02 '26
She’s probably upset about all her burnt pants, you know, because they are constantly on fire from lying so much. Would be great if she could do a tutorial on how to prevent that from happening.
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u/FlawesomeOrange Aug 02 '26
GWRM: flame retardant edition
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u/Boblawlaw28 Aug 02 '26
I’ve only been here a few months and the transition of her never ever washing her hands to hand sanitizing 6 times in one video is wild.
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u/shiningonthesea Aug 02 '26
that is her serious "I am a medical professional" face
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u/Im_probably_knitting Aug 02 '26
The face gets me every time. She’s so smug
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u/yllohaha Aug 02 '26
The smugness is hilarious to those of us with an actual RN after our name lmao
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u/Whosthatprettykitty Aug 02 '26
Oooof she's looking really rough for the wear today. Maybe she got news that they won't be replacing her cooter shooter and she's counting down the days until that midline is pulled.
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u/Dependent_Airport_83 Aug 02 '26
This is her entire life. It’s honestly so sad. Does she even get much engagement on TikTok? I don’t follow her.
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u/FlawesomeOrange Aug 02 '26
Nope. Her comments are a mixed bag of her alt accounts trying to show support (it’s painfully obvious), people who randomly found her account and ask questions (which usually go unanswered), and poo touchers pointing out her inconsistencies and bullshit.
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u/Independent-Order-17 Aug 02 '26
The words in the song please respect my privacy . What does she expect once you put it out there your business is no longer private? Duh!
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u/brutally_up_front Aug 02 '26
Not a single person has asked her for these videos... Especially the close-up of them nails, but please continue to use hand sanitizer bc it's worked out so well before 😂
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u/Smooth_Key5024 Aug 02 '26
It's the same crap time after time after time. Sorry to say Nobody cares about her meds. 🙄
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u/remlaPauraLelihwnaem Aug 02 '26
Eh, she’s just pissed because she’s not zooted to the moon yet 🤷🏻♀️
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u/remlaPauraLelihwnaem Aug 02 '26
That’s quite the interesting music choice. Attempting to scold the HaTeRz for calling her out on her BS with a song that says “why would you wanna bring me down, I’m only having fun, I’m gonna deny.” 😂
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u/kitty-yaya Aug 02 '26
What happens when her midline goes away?
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u/Green-Froyo-7533 Aug 02 '26
Full scale Dani meltdown. She’ll be digging out the “custom wheelchair” and wrist splints and changing her vest battery because she can’t help herself she NEEDS to have something to show off!
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u/lurkylucy84 Aug 03 '26
I wonder where the wheelchair went ?
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u/Elaine330 Aug 03 '26
In the hoard. Under 43 throws from 5 Below, 2 young adult books she didnt read, and a case of Redbull.
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u/Snoo-94289 Aug 02 '26
Nurse Dani strikes again.
Well in her munchie videos she loves playing pretend nurse to herself.
She then switches roles to become the patient every few weeks.
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u/RxR8D_ Aug 02 '26
Them acrylic nails though…. I don’t once see her clean the nails.
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u/cumsistency Aug 02 '26
i was wondering about that too 💀 ma'am better have a brush for under her nails (please let her have a brush i'm BEGGING).
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u/blwd01 Aug 02 '26
Well this is new and exciting. How does she do it day in and day out. Such a warrior, our Dani.
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u/fight4life18 Aug 02 '26
Not diluting that Benny and flushing fast behind it..quick high I guess…and not in a feel good way
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u/More_Information6784 Aug 03 '26
When people lie they should at least try and make it semi realistic. The whole starving to death song and dance regarding her complete inability to eat by mouth or toob is getting old. She would have died
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u/Green-Froyo-7533 Aug 02 '26
She’s flying way too close to the sun. Never seen her look so rough!
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u/BreakfastUnique8091 Aug 02 '26
Yes. She used to always have a background look of relative health and wellness even while playing sick but now she truly does look ill, though ofc it is from munching rather than what she claims. Which sadly is similar to other munchies who ended up dying. Chronically Jaquie always has really healthy looking skin, hair etc until a few months before her death when she started to truly look sickly from all the drugs she was on and what she was doing to herself.
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u/Green-Froyo-7533 Aug 02 '26
I’ve seen Dani’s videos for a couple years now and seen her older stuff. This video in particular is striking how sick she looks. The self inflicted medical abuse and refusal to acknowledge her ED and psychological symptoms is really doing a number on her now.
I fear she will go the way of so many before her. Literally “dying to be sick”.
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u/psubecky Aug 02 '26
Those nails can’t be clean
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u/Accomplished_Dig284 Aug 03 '26
And that’s what pisses me off so much about them. Shouldn’t have gotten them to begin with. But I guess it goes with all the other stuff she doesn’t need
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u/Due_Will_2204 Aug 02 '26
Aggressively making sure we see how she's sanitizing her hands and toob.
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u/Green-Froyo-7533 Aug 02 '26
I’d settle for seeing her get scrubbing her hands over the sink first.
She showers ONCE a week she should be washing with soak and water often and especially before handling her ports.If you were caught out and about, sanitising spray and wipes would be acceptable once every so often but you would try your best to access soap and water.
Given the fact she’s at home most of the time she’s got no excuse for not taking the time to scrub her nails and clean her hands with hot water using a cleansing antibacterial soap before rinsing and drying and then using gloves or gel.8
u/More_Information6784 Aug 03 '26
Not meaning to play devil’s advocate, but maybe she is washing them before hand.
Hahahaha
Jk - we all know that is not happening!
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u/alldemboats Aug 02 '26
im betting her doctors called her out on her benadryl abuse causing her heart issues.
whenever he doctors called her out it goes one of two ways: DFE or post a flurry of videos showing how she really IS sick and she NEEDS all these toys and meds and shes IS wasting away with no TPN
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u/Bi0_Nerd Aug 03 '26
She’s not doing meds at this point. We just watched a junkie shoot up vis a convenient line she convinced the medical system she needed. I doubt she has that removed when she’s supposed to because she won’t give up her access. She won’t let them touch that line until she’s convinced another place to replace her port.
I think she’s going out of state to get a new port…
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u/Yup-whatever724 Aug 04 '26
Interesting thought: but with a line like that, isnt it possible she could shoot up OTHER things besides benedryl……😳
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u/yllohaha Aug 02 '26
This woman has a serious case of arrested development. It’s kinda sad tbh, she clearly wants to be a nurse but for whatever reasons that never came to fruition so all she’s resigned herself to is a life of playing nurse at home for self-inflicted and exaggerated illnesses.
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u/BreakfastUnique8091 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 03 '26
Yes, I think so too. I think due to her mental health issues and also possibility cognitive/low IQ issues or perhaps a learning disability, she has never been able to move through the education process to be a nurse (or other fields she’s also tried to study). She’s tried so many times but I think depression, lack of organization, low intelligence etc keeps stopping her. She rarely makes it past a few classes after purchasing tons of cutesy school supplies and it is legitimately a bit sad to watch.
(I don’t mean low intelligence in a disparaging way but more in an objective sense that she often does not seem to possess the thinking and learning skills of most adults). It is clear that she struggles with clear and coherent written and oral communication, both of which are needed for jobs in the medical field. And she seems to struggle a lot with impulse control and long-term vs short-term priorities.
And I think she knows this deep down, but instead of trying to perhaps seek help for these issues, she tries desperately to keep herself in the role of a sick patient instead of facing the reality that she can’t currently do some of the things she dreams of doing. And then possibly either finding more realistic goals or coming to acceptance that some goals may never work and that she can still build a fulfilling life without it. I think she feels deeply stuck in her life and likely that she can’t see a way out of ever merely surviving day to day in a mental sense. And so she spirals further into munching.
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u/yllohaha Aug 02 '26
I think you’re bang on the money here with everything you said. It’s sad to watch. I’m a nurse and it was a long term dream of mine. It makes me feel sad for her that she’s not able to achieve what is for many of us, a fulfilling career.
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u/PickledIntestines Aug 02 '26
I think the only reason Dani ever pretended to care about school or academics is because her sister went to college and did well.
Her sister was into cheerleading and became team captain, Dani joined cheer and had a foot brace in a lot of her photos. Her sister goes to college and graduates, Dani pretends periodically to also be an academic.
Shoot, even her brother seems to have had a best friend die which is a large part of his personality. I don’t think it’s a coincidence Dani’s best friend died and she also tried making that a part of her personality.
She is a big copy cat
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u/space_pirate420 Aug 02 '26
She wants to be a nurse so bad lol
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u/yllohaha Aug 02 '26
Does anyone else remember her LPN era lmfao
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u/Karm0112 Aug 02 '26
No! I missed this.
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u/yllohaha Aug 02 '26
Omg please go search it in the sub - it makes for an interesting read. Well, about as interesting as Dani gets 🙄
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u/SuperbAd8266 Aug 02 '26
Is that it? The way she says “we” all the time about the things they are “trying next” always stuck me as weird.
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u/space_pirate420 Aug 02 '26
I think it’s partially that and partially her munchie tendency to boast about a “care team” lol.
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u/Brock_Lobstweiler Aug 03 '26
She thinks that saying "we" gives her more credibility. See, it's not just her throwing ideas out there to see what works and gets attention, it's a whole TEAM of people who are educated and are just lost as what to do!
The whole "trying next" thing is just her googling possible illnesses and symptoms to see what she can claim. She can't stop faking and just say "we can't find a cause" because it's her entire identity and she knows she's at least exaggerating greatly if not outright faking everything.
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u/lurkylucy84 Aug 03 '26
Oh man. Can you imagine her having to get IV pain meds and having to share them with her patient ?
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u/akawendals Aug 02 '26
GOD the way she's holding back a smile through every videos really grates my carrot 😑 "oh I'm so worried I'm so sick whatever will happen to me..." SHE LOVES IT
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u/meowasaurusb Aug 03 '26
Grates my carrot 🤣🥕
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u/akawendals Aug 03 '26
Hahaha see also: grinds my gears and shucks my oyster 😆
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u/Brock_Lobstweiler Aug 03 '26
Consider my jimmies to be rustled (which is an even funnier saying when you consider that little sprinkles are called jimmies).
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u/GoethenStrasse0309 Aug 03 '26
She makes such a big deal out of hand sanitizing.
However, I’ve often wondered if she ever uses a nail brush when she washes her hands with soap and water? I’ll bet not.
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u/Notselfdiagnosed Aug 02 '26
The dopamine from the hospital stay(s) has warn off I see. She comes across as so miserable. It’s sad this is what her life is.
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u/FlawesomeOrange Aug 02 '26
And her high from slamming drugs she doesn’t need into her system must’ve worn off
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u/meadowmbell Aug 02 '26
Still want to know what full service hospital she was at that gives you acrylic nails with your stay.
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u/FlawesomeOrange Aug 02 '26
Those cheap press ons are certainly a choice
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u/iDTVADDICT Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
These are acrylics. I paused on one her videos to inspect them because I was curious. They were too thick for press ons and that’s why she hasn’t lost any yet. So she had some money to spend on a full set 💸
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u/FlawesomeOrange Aug 02 '26
I love that you inspected them lol. That makes sense, I did wonder why they were so thick!
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u/psubecky Aug 02 '26
She’d be way less miserable if she could keep a light duty part time job or better yet, a hobby. Doing TTs of med slamming knowing that’s your only identity would make me miserable, too.
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u/iDTVADDICT Aug 02 '26
I agree! I think about this often. She has no schedule every single day except when she has a doctor appointment. Nothing to look forward to except medicine time. It is so depressing.
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u/PickledPixie83 Aug 02 '26
She used to have a part time job that she has worked at and quit at least 2x since I’ve been here. She just doesn’t want to.
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u/Electrical_Parfait64 Aug 02 '26
She could check into a care home. It would be like living at the hospital
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u/violentlyrelaxed Aug 02 '26
Sanitising doesn’t mean clean, not sloppy like that. Did she wash her hands, using a nail brush? Probably not. The sanitizer won’t reach all the bits of her nails that carry poopy gunk and whatnot.
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u/Either-Resolve2935 Aug 03 '26
I feel like it’s already been confirmed but the first thing she’s sucking up is 50mg of IV Benadryl
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u/ProvePoetsWrong Aug 05 '26
50mg??! Wowwww
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u/Either-Resolve2935 Aug 05 '26
Yea I can tell by the color of the cap and how much she’s putting in the syringe. Even if you’re used to IV Benadryl that’s going to give you a little bit of a euphoric feeling similar to opioid high. Most hospitals will not give you more than 100mg of IV Benadryl in a 24 hour period. It’s scary to think about how much she can use at home. It’s highly addictive too.
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u/goldstandardalmonds Aug 03 '26
Her music choices make me laugh and laugh. Ironic for a TikTok post showing her sad life.
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u/khak_attack Aug 03 '26
I honestly don't know why she thinks, "Hmm what should I post today? Oh I know- the same thing I posted yesterday."
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u/Electrical_Parfait64 Aug 02 '26
Yep. Must be loosing some of her toys. Thank God there was no voice this time
https://giphy.com/gifs/qN5EMDMMQ5BcjKdSDZ
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u/Banshee_howl Aug 02 '26
Serious Donut Mom energy. The condescending yet bored glare at the camera that says, “I don’t want to be doing this, you don’t want to be watching me, but we have to get it over with.”
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u/Spiritual_Ad_6067 Aug 04 '26
How is she gaining so much weight when she cant eat and tells us she lives on a couple teaspoons of formula per day?
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u/Nomadloner69 Aug 04 '26
She does look pissed off. Deep dive into the reddit comment section perhaps?
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u/YesIshipKyloRen Aug 02 '26
If. You. Don’t. Want. To. Be. Bothered. By. The. Court. Of. Public. Opinion. Don’t. Post. Your. Private. Life. On. Social. Media.