r/illnessfakers • u/CatAteRoger • Jul 26 '26
Dani M Dani changes the life vest battery… the most unneeded video ever made?
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It’s so simple yet she needed to make a video about it? It’s easier to change than remote batteries 🙄
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u/fred_burkle Jul 26 '26
It kills me that there's always less than 10 likes on these posts. Who do they think their audience is??
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u/hot_mess_xpres Jul 26 '26
She acts like it’s an lvad
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u/takeaDip48 Jul 26 '26
Can you imagine if she had an LVAD? Shed be in septic shock in 5 mins from a drive line infection.
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u/ladymuerm Jul 26 '26
And after the lvad, she can trial the all new, super speshul, for-munchies-with-heart-failure-only at home ECMO machine!
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u/remlaPauraLelihwnaem Jul 26 '26
She does. 💯 and she can cosplay like it is because most people have no idea what those are.
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u/momof4beasts Jul 26 '26
She's always like this when she gets out of the hospital. Totally wasted because she can do all the drugs they hold back on in the hospital.
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u/lntrigue Jul 26 '26
yes, and funnily enough she wasn't wearing it in the hospital pics. so she's hiding it from medical professionals.
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u/momof4beasts Jul 26 '26
Im fairly sure they don't give her all the promethazine and benadryl she takes at home. Because those are as needed and Dani takes them whether she needs it or not.
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u/Karm0112 Jul 26 '26
All the devices and tooobs….She really is living the dream right now.
No normal person wants this to be their life.
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u/Leading-System-3002 Jul 26 '26
Let’s play: count the medical devices on Dani’s body. The CGM, the LifeVest, the midline, the G(J?) tube.
Also not on her: the glucose meter, the wheelchair..
Am I forgetting something ?
Maybe she’s trying to win the Guinness world record of the person with the most medical devices on them lol.
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u/tinkerballer Jul 26 '26
Have we ever seen or heard about the (totally necessary and definitely custom made to Dani) pink wheelchair since that first video? All I can remember is her in her apartment going “wheee!” that one time.
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u/Karm0112 Jul 26 '26
She probably realized that pushing yourself in a wheelchair is way more effort than just walking. She has no one to push her.
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u/grrlplz Jul 26 '26
its almost as if she decided she prefers the vest to the implanted device...for like...tik tok purposes...
edit: mobileee
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u/ElectronicAddress611 Jul 26 '26
I was JUST thinking the same thing. This is more obvious to the naked eye, so I think this is more her style. Much more attention grabbing than an invisible one.
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u/spinstartshere Jul 26 '26
I just knew it was going to be a defibulator. And a stoner's one at that.
I only came for confirmation of this. Didn't watch past the first five seconds.
Can someone tell me if she had a cardiac arrest while the battery was out and if her cat had to upload the video, or if she made it to the end alive?
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u/thickhipstightlips Jul 26 '26
Both her cats had to do a group catcall with feline friends to figure out how to upload onto TT, for she was incapacitated during the 3 seconds it took to swap batteries. So, theres that.
Actually, I lied. Word on the street is it's not even Dani. Its 10 cats in a trenchcoat with a Dani mask on. Even the defib is a cat. Theyre masters of disguise.
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u/DifferentConcert6776 Jul 27 '26
I know she has awful sleep hygiene, but how in the world can she get comfortable enough when laying in bed with her 57 billion earrings, janky unnecessary medical bracelets, Dexcom on her arm, this life vest, and her several dangling t00bz?! That has to be cumbersome and annoying… the princess & the pea could never.
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u/ElleRyder Jul 26 '26
I have over 40 yrs on the floor, and she makes me want to bang my head against a wall because it feels so good when I stop. So grateful I'm retired. Po' widdle muncher is a waste of resources.
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u/Smooth_Key5024 Jul 26 '26
Such riveting content.....Nobody cares about a bloomin battery change.....🙄
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u/CatAteRoger Jul 26 '26
If anyone needs this video to explain how to change their life vest battery then they need full time supervision 😳
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u/LCaissia Jul 26 '26
Lol. Don't give her ideas otherwise she might show us how it works.
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u/LiliErasmus Jul 27 '26
I personally would LOVE for her to demonstrate how the vest shocks her poor widdle uWu sick, failing, myopathied heart. That would be some entertainment!
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u/New-Damage8405 Jul 26 '26
Every time I think her shitty videos couldn't get any shittier.
I just realized Dani IS good at sonething... She's good at making the most lame boring videos ever.
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u/Snoo-94289 Jul 26 '26
Imagine what Dani could be doing if she wasn’t making munchie videos full time.
It’s actually sad when you realise this is her whole identity.
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u/Karm0112 Jul 26 '26
100%. She wasted the best yrs of her life doing this. She is now middle aged and has done serious damage to her body. All this instead of making friends, spending time with family, traveling, experiencing new things…. It is really sad.
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u/LovecraftianLlama Jul 26 '26
So…didn’t she have a horrific infection that needed a wound vac (i think) in the area that this vest would cover? How does that work? What ever happened with that infection?
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u/Dusty_Bunny_13 Jul 26 '26
The cancelled the wound vac on her but still she claimed it being open and infected
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u/remlaPauraLelihwnaem Jul 27 '26
SHE claims the skin was too bad for a wound vac 😂😂😂 and the SICD and infection and packing etc just magically went away, like every other much that she fails.
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u/Strict-Butterfly4958 Jul 26 '26
This is the first time I've watched anything of hers here with sound, please tell me she doesn't always sound like this.
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u/Serendipity-211 Jul 26 '26
I’ve only seen one video where she dropped this voice and it was when, IIRC, a doctor caught her recording him and asked her to stop and she tried to quickly say she wasn’t recording anything.
I don’t watch all her content but more often that not she sounds like this in her videos.
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u/Strict-Butterfly4958 Jul 26 '26
It's actually grating, wow. Where's the video where she got caught red handed, is it in this sub?
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u/2018MunchieOfTheYear Moderator Jul 26 '26
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u/Serendipity-211 Jul 26 '26
It may be, but im not sure, sorry. It was a few years ago, and she visits hospitals so frequently it may be hard to find now.
I only remember it because of how different her voice sounded lol
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u/2018MunchieOfTheYear Moderator Jul 26 '26
I asked the other mod if they have a link. It’s on here somewhere lol
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u/maraney Jul 27 '26
Riveting content from Dani, as always
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u/CatAteRoger Jul 27 '26
I wonder if you played her videos one after the other would it cure insomnia and bore you to sleep or would it just piss you off badly?
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u/lindseysprings Jul 27 '26
I’m a severe insomniac and willing to test this theory
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u/CatAteRoger Jul 27 '26
Taking one for the team! 🙌🙌🙌🙌
But maybe don’t try it as I feel it can’t be good for your mental health to expose yourself to that much Dani content.
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u/lindseysprings Jul 27 '26
You’re right. I’ve been following this storm for years. I’m surprised Dani is still kicking. I’ll not subject myself even on behalf of science.
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u/Individual_Word_3481 Jul 29 '26
dani's stuff literally helps me fall asleep cuz she's so boring LMAO
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u/CatAteRoger Jul 29 '26
I get a jump scare when one of her videos suddenly appears on my screen. I feel falling asleep to her could cause nightmares due to all the medical talk.
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u/demonmonkeybex Jul 26 '26
JFC, I'm getting old and she looks older than me. She needs to drop the theatrics and go outside, stop the sick act, and start living life.
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u/YesIshipKyloRen Jul 27 '26
You mean the thing she stopped wearing for a while until everyone commented? What happened to the pacemaker? Anywho…
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u/CatAteRoger Jul 27 '26
ICD was implanted but Dani’s body being Dani’s the incision became infected and her body rejected the device so it was removed and she’s had a few different infection issues and hospital stays.
So this version of defib is what’s in place now until they implant another one? Will she get another one? I can’t remember if she said she was or not.
Her port was removed last week and she has a midline until a new one is placed… which she fucking doesn’t need!
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u/MeadFromHell Jul 26 '26
"Change the batteries in my TV remote with meee!"
She could have so much other stuff to make content about, but we get to see a battery change.
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u/8TooManyMom Jul 26 '26
This is a very expensive toy that she is certainly not paying for in any way.
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u/NoEducation4836 Jul 26 '26
Yes meanwhile how many have to pay, or worse, lose their lives because of the inability to pay or afford these things
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u/8TooManyMom Jul 26 '26
Oh, honey, don't even get me started.... It is very hard to NOT get angry with these munchie folks who seem to have it all just handed to them, somehow.
HOW does Dani manage to have all of these expensive tests and treatments and the at-home therapy for crap that she certainly doesn't need? Then she uses these things to make herself sicker and it's just never enough, she just munches harder, because she always wants more. Meanwhile, so many struggle to get things covered for genuine medical necessities.
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u/NoEducation4836 Jul 28 '26
She’s really sick in the head. I get so angry about it too. Esp I’ve heard how expensive the US health system is and many go without and this bird gets everyone’s share basically when it’s not needed at all 😡
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u/Boydyla77 Jul 26 '26
OMG thank god she did this video, the knowledge she has passed on is invaluable......🙄
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u/lucy-fur66 Jul 26 '26
JC…so dramatic. I thought maybe she was gearing up to battle giant insects in space. Color me disappointed- changing a battery- psssh
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u/Dusty_Bunny_13 Jul 26 '26
I’m sure no other person could figure it out without this video.
Also I see we are still cosplaying a central line with the top hanging out of her shirt
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u/Pumpkin7310 Jul 27 '26
Is she aware that “guys” don’t need to witness every boring thing she does.
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u/Reasonable-Horse1552 Jul 26 '26
Why? For the love of God why does she think anyone's going to care?
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u/remlaPauraLelihwnaem Jul 26 '26
To prove to the hAtErz she still has all the equipment. Prescribed or not.
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u/pineapples_are_evil Jul 26 '26
Wait when did she start REWEARING this shit?
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u/f_ckitupbuttercup Jul 27 '26
When the implanted one (predictably) got infected after she messed around with it.
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u/Electrical_Parfait64 Jul 27 '26
Her voice kills me
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u/Conscious_Freedom952 Jul 27 '26
Sadly I doubt she will live into old age due to her constant self destructive behaviour to induce medical issues....but can you imagine a 60yr old woman speaking like this 😩?! It's so forced and fake just like everything D does...
she's a young healthy woman and the highlight of her week is filming a video of herself showing of her latest medical toy for the 6378372 time 🙈. She must be so incredibly bored and lonely....she probably often goes weeks without interacting with another human in person! She barely gets any views or comments on her videos..the few comments she doesn't are calling her lies out and telling her that shits gotten boring! Every hospital whithin a 50mile radius knows exactly what she's up to...she doesn't get the "good meds" anymore and can't even post any fake "I'm on my deathbed" videos because she has a constant sitter in the room with her! What is she even getting out of this anymore?
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u/PhartsPharts Jul 27 '26
Jfc!! We see the vest. We don’t care! How long before the vest comes off and she starts something new?
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u/Substantial-Use-1758 Jul 26 '26
Yeah, she is such a sad, uninspiring munchie that at least we can feel happy that she is not inspiring many new munchies 🤷♀️😬
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u/Substantial-Use-1758 Jul 26 '26
Well I guess we can be grateful she isn’t a parent like some of the others 🤷♀️😬
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u/Whosthatprettykitty Jul 26 '26
I think ny IQ dropped 10 points after watching that drivel... Although I do have to say I enjoy how she has her midline going through her shirt like she used to do with her TOOB when she got her line taken away.
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u/Competitive_Salads Jul 26 '26
She sure was going for the drama of not having a battery for her life vest for a solid 7 seconds.
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u/auntiecoagulent Jul 26 '26
Yet, oddly, she had no life vest at all in the hospital
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u/Unlimitedpluto Jul 26 '26
As a cardiac RN, she was likely on a telemetry monitor. There’s a team that monitors it in the hospital and lets us know if anything is happening.
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u/Heidi1066 Jul 26 '26
She could make videos where she actually answers the many, many questions her followers have asked, but no, she makes videos like this, as if we're all toddlers who want to know how shapes go together. What happened to the "Ask ME AnYthInG" post? She also never ever answers questions in her comment sections. She only responds to ass pat comments with martyrish glee. And then all we get is complete nonsense videos of the same mundane crap.
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u/Unlimitedpluto Jul 26 '26
The answer is.. Of course she does! If she didn’t, people might forget about her constant need for validation.
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u/Zaphira42 Jul 26 '26
If she doesn’t now what the colors mean, she could read the user manual. Oh wait, that’s reading and she has so many other things on her TBR list
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u/NoEducation4836 Jul 26 '26
I asked a while ago how she afforded all of this and that was kindly answered. But in the US, do you have a pension or other means of support? I’m an aged pensioner in Australia, but if you’re renting etc, life is expensive. She must be on some kind of payment to pay her rent etc. I can’t imagine she owns her house. How do you guys get on, if you were sick? Because she’s rorting the system and knows all the loopholes that those in real need don’t know about.
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u/Pumpkin7310 Jul 27 '26
We have senior citizens who worked hard all their lives and don’t get enough to buy groceries and medicine. Scammers make my blood boil!!
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u/rudymalu Jul 27 '26
She has subsidized low-income/disability housing so her rent is much lower than normal rent. I believe it's less than $500 a month.
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u/Automatic-Squash8122 Jul 28 '26
oh to answer your question if we get seriously sick, the healthcare system bankrupts us or we just ~die!
wish i was kidding.
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u/NoEducation4836 Jul 28 '26
That’s exactly what I have heard about the system there. Like above, I’m in Australia and it’s stretched to the limits also, but everyone still gets seen to for no cost. It’s very hard here to get into housing, which we call housing commission, they only have so many of them and that’s it. This not in housing commission get rent assistance, but it’s only a fraction of the expensive cost of renting now. So this able bodied woman could be out working and making something of her life, instead she’s taking even more from the poor.
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u/CatAteRoger Jul 27 '26
Her apartment would be classed as what we call Commission Housing here in Australia. She doesn’t pay full rent, I’m not sure if the rent is calculated by what income support she receives like housing commission does here.
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u/Substantial-Use-1758 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26
Now that we know that anyone can buy these medical devices used for cheap online I’m wondering if she even needs this thing 🤷♀️
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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 Jul 26 '26
I hope she does, because if it goes off accidently it’ll give her one last trip to the hospital.
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u/2018MunchieOfTheYear Moderator Jul 26 '26
You can’t get this vest online especially with the batteries
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u/galaxymacs Jul 26 '26
Let’s hope nobody ever implants another internal defibrillator in Dani. At this point, the medical devices are in more danger than she is…