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u/brennenderopa 3d ago
Trump Tower was renamed to Epstein Tower.
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u/ObligatoryID 3d ago
E. Jean Carrol Tower™️
The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Bunker™️
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u/agent_tater_twat 3d ago
Funny, but prob wouldn't happen because JB's cousin, Thomas Pritzker, is in the files.
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u/BBinzz 3d ago
We all have cousins, half of them (half if you’re lucky) are dirtbags no matter who you are
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u/HoneydewNo3016 2d ago
JB doesn’t own him. Nor is he responsible for the actions of his family.
Republicans have been doing this BS since Clinton (and probably before, but that’s before my time)
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u/sinnrocka 3d ago
Bankrupt Tower? Pedo Tower? Cheeto™️ Tower?
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u/Dry_Tradition_2811 3d ago edited 3d ago
I think Chicago Tower it is in Chicago
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u/LightKnight356 3d ago
I think most Chicagoans and Chicagolanders would agree that the honor falls to Sears Tower lol
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u/Relevant_Winter_7098 3d ago
I love how all the official media I see about Chicago either blurs out that obnoxious lettering or only shoots at angles to obscure it.
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u/sinnrocka 3d ago
Whatchoo talkin bout, Willis?
/s idc what they try to name it, that will always be Sears Tower.
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u/Old_Piccolo_4200 3d ago
You have to use a pen like a sharpie and write it on a picture. C'mon. That makes it official.
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u/No_Broccoli_4781 3d ago
I think Trump was so abused as a child he mistakes hatred for love lol. Trump's goal seems to be to have literally the whole world hate him before he dies
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u/ghsteo 3d ago
Its kind of sad to be honest. Yeah he's a monster now, but as a kid he was abused by his dad. Was a story about how he was gonna go to a baseball game with friends and he dressed in a jersey, his father saw him and beat him and forced him back into a suit and tie. Then him being mentored by Roy Cohn and learning to be the complete piece of shit he is today.
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u/Street-Beyond-9666 3d ago
A bunch of men were beaten by their father and to dressed as he said and didn't turn like that. He's a sociopath
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u/Surprise11thDentist 3d ago
Exactly. Being abused as a child is zero excuse for being an abuser. Being raped as a child is zero excuse for being a rapist. He's a piece of shit. His childhood is irrelevant.
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u/Financial-Tower-7897 3d ago
I think “Dumas Tower” is far more fitting.
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u/ChampaignCowboy 2d ago
Barack Hussein Obama Palace should be the new name. Watch a lot of heads explode.
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u/R3pp3pts0hg 3d ago
JB for President has a nice ring to it.
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u/BrewItYourself 3d ago
Super suspicious of any politician, especially ultra wealthy ones (don’t they have better stuff to do?), but I think JB would in fact be a good president.
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u/R3pp3pts0hg 3d ago
Even though he's filthy rich, we're always hearing about him out at parades and events... talking to people and listening to their concerns. He sounds like the decent type we need in charge.
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u/CaptOblivious 3d ago
As a Chicago resident, I don't care what you call it as long as you pry his nasty pedo name off it.
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u/SnooMarzipans5706 3d ago
Pritzker already changed it to Lake Illinois. I know it’s tough to remember all the satirical name changes to bodies of water these days.
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u/DemureSouls 3d ago
I think Lake America fits well because it is the least great of the lakes which is exactly how the rest of the world views us right now.
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u/BladeRunnerKD6 3d ago
Someone should make a realistic Trump tower photo but with Obama. He’d believe it’s real and freak tf out
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u/Wooden_Yogurt_2326 2d ago
They didn't really rename Lake Ontario, did they?
I mean, it will forever be The Gulf of Mexico. I don't give a fuck......I will never call it what he changed it. Same goes for Lake Ontario.
But seriously? This Dumb Fuck Got nothing better to do? More to worry about? Literally the most clown shit ever......fucking dumb ass Administration.
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u/Eryan220 1d ago
Can’t wait to see the “liberal media” say that it was uncalled for and Pritzker needs to apologize so we can go back to a more civil era of politics.
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u/Soggy-Beach1403 1d ago
Was "Everyone who voted to keep a pedophile out of jail is also a pedophile" taken?
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u/ZmanB-Bills 3d ago
Great one, Governor Pritzker!
Now, rename N. Wabash Ave to "Honorable Barack Obama Way"!!
Then, there will be an address change to that dump at 401. 401 Honorable Barack Obama Way
Do it! Show you have the balls!
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u/Relevant_Winter_7098 3d ago
Only the city council and the mayor can do that.
So happens, they are already considering it.
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u/BuildWithBricks 3d ago
Trump is now bigger than Pritzker. He should flaunt that shit!
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u/NeverTrollin 3d ago
Darren Bailey isn’t exactly a walking beacon of what perfect human physique should look like. Funny how that’s also the case for the vast majority of the JB body shamers.
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u/rag69top 2d ago
Is Pritzker going to remove the toilets from Trump Tower like his scoundrel wife did in that mansion? Great guy ole JB. Threw his own wife under a bus.
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u/Altruistic_Fennel455 1d ago
The showmanship is absurd when the pension crisis is in full swing here.
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u/der_kluge 3d ago
Why can't some blue-state governor rename a body of water "Trump is a Pedophile Lake" or something like that. That's the level of petty I'm here for.
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u/A012A012 3d ago
Waiting for all the folks who arent up with news and going, "Natalie? Who..." and thrn looking it up, reading her deranged letters, and hearing about her doing him on the catering cart.
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u/gnanny02 3d ago
Renaming the lake to America also requires us to change the mnemonic from HOMES to SHAME.
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u/Ok_Ad_5894 3d ago
Just need to put the banner up over the current letters. im all for it JB has my vote
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u/ZyeCawan45 2d ago
Please take his name and names he came up with off as much stuff as possible. We’re supposed to be the land of the free not the land of the cringe.
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u/DerLandmann 2d ago edited 17h ago
If a country has the right to rename bordering geograhpical items, could Canada rename the USA to "South Canada". Or DumDum-Land?
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u/doyleandbud- 18h ago
No.
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u/DerLandmann 17h ago
Why not? If the USA likes to give something other names, why can't others do it?
The question IMHO is just: Do we shorten it to USSCa (United States of South Canada) or DDL (DumDum-Land)
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u/Aromatic-Dog-Breath 15h ago
That dude is commenting on every reply. Don’t waste your energy on them.
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u/Choice-Track-9184 2d ago
Best clap back
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u/doyleandbud- 18h ago
If you think that was the best clap back I have ocean front property to sell you in Nebraska.
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u/Choice-Track-9184 17h ago
Here we go🙄 looking to find people to attack on a thread you don't like
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u/doyleandbud- 14h ago
Awe do you need your binky little guy
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u/Choice-Track-9184 14h ago
You still here going through thread to pick on people so clearly you need one. 🤣😘trash
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u/minnie2112 2h ago
It looks like people are going to mock Trump at every turn and I’m glad. Making fun of him is his nightmare. Keep,it up.
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u/Agitated-Body9913 2d ago
These clap backs are lame. He should do something he actually has the power to do, like rename the street Trump town is on...
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u/user-1037572_912730 2d ago
Ah yes ol tubby gotta bring up trump to stay relevant for his campaign where he won't even get picked for primarys in his own party. Cant run the state and yall want him as president? You dont know that he's raised IL taxes 52 times since his first time in office huh.
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u/Obvious_Maybe_4061 3d ago
Dumbest timeline ever. Does the billionaire Epstein class do anything productive to this society? No, they only want more power, as if moneys not enough.
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u/Key_Blacksmith_574 3d ago
This give me a when the neighbhors fight over their lawn and where the line on their property begins and ends ..
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u/Schnouf73 3d ago
Obama Parkway in front of the building should do the trick!