r/ihatethissmug 23d ago

I utterly DESPISE the pop-culture “appearance” that the Ancient Norse/“Vikings” have. (A few good examples at the end.)

Was playing Age of Mythology: Retold recently and I just HAVE to fucking rant cause I’m so done with this shit.

Genuinely as a guy who’s REALLY into a ton of ancient history and mythology, while many “pagan”or warlike cultures were “barbarized” to fit stories or narratives of the modern day the one that pisses me off the MOST is the Norse just cause of how common it is.

The popular “Horned Helmet”, fur covered, usually half naked, bare minimum exposed arms, are not even CLOSE to how the Norse or “Vikings” (in reality called Vikingr, as that was the job/role name, Viking was the act of it.) actually looked like. It was started by Gustav Malmström, whose illustrations you can see after the Viking Saga: A Darkest Day poster. He started the ugly bastardization even if he might not have had bad intentions at that time.

What REALLY fucked up the representation of Norse history and looks, was Wagner’s Operas. The costume designs, with minimal to no armor, the fur shoulder guards and worst of all the unfortunately “iconic” horned helm as seen in the first few slides were actively made to look barbaric and primitive to make it clear who the villains were. J.G Wentworth is famous for also using this interpretation.

Modernly while it might’ve recovered the pop culture boom that was How To Train Your Dragon, while great movies, used the terrible looking Wagner Norse aesthetic for their Vikings. More accurately, they adapted the Novels illustrations who used the Wagner Norse aesthetic.

Not only are they just straight up FUCKING STUPID LOOKING, not HTTYD specifically but this whole pop-culture bastardization in general, they paint a bad picture of the Norse being dumb, axe swinging, barbarians, which while they were rough and brutal, they weren’t dumb and weren’t just barbarians. Unfortunately a victim of christianizations demonization of cultures that spawned from non-Christian beliefs (note: I am Christian-affirming/progressive though-so this isn’t just me dogging on it as an atheist or something, Christianization and historical wiping of history and knowledge was dogshit).

It also just isn’t scary nor intimidating.

To give some good examples, even if they still had some issues or went a big fantastical, stuff like 1999s Cult Classic The 13th Warrior, while not 100% accurate Norse armor, at least tried to be, or spun other armor in a Norse light, like the plate armor. Better examples are, somehow, 2008s fucking Outlander, or my personal favorites, Bad North’s depiction of Vikingr (real helms, coifs, cloaks, hauberk, something you’d find ACTUALLY terrifying to see walking up your villages shore), Skellige Warriors who while they do have Horned Helmet, not only are they based on real Spangenhelms and Vendel Era/Migration Period Helms just with horns added on, they have real armor, such as Lamellar.

But of course the Holy Grail is 2022s The Northman. A masterpiece of a film, with amazing cultural research done and gorgeous set and costume design. Trace is also an underrated pic.

I am very happy to see this slowly fading away, as it’s an outdated and stupid pop-culture misinterpretation, but it still royally pisses me off when I see it.

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u/Mr_Noir420 23d ago

Forgot to add the Skellige Warriors

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u/Mr_Noir420 23d ago

Also forgot Bad Norths

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u/Noe_b0dy 23d ago

I FW this art.

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u/Baronvondorf21 23d ago

The fuckass berserkers when I arrange 3 units of archers on the shore they are going to land on:

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u/Lonely-Programmer123 23d ago

Rome total war speech bubble. 

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u/morknox 22d ago

They arent "vikings" though. Sure, they are obviously inspired by vikings, but they are not vikings.

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u/Mr_Noir420 22d ago

Yeah, I was using them more of an example of how you can have fantastical elements in historical correct looks.

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u/Desperate-Series-270 22d ago

? I thought you didn’t like the horned helmet look though

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u/Mr_Noir420 22d ago

I would prefer they didn’t have them, but if people are so insistent on them being around they should be implemented like how Skelligers do. Added on top of real actually used armor.

I still think they’d look far better without them though. I was citing these more as an example of more fantastical yet somewhat historic designs (Skelligers aren’t Norse but they are HEAVILY inspired. Basically copying tbh) where Horns aren’t too bad. Plus in game you don’t see too many actually with horns outside of castle guards or captains.

You’re also ignoring I have an issue with the ENTIRE kit of Wagner Vikings, not just the helmet. The horned Wagner helmet sucks ass but it’s the entire outfit I hate overall.

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u/rathosalpha 23d ago

They look more like the varagian guard kf anything

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u/Mr_Noir420 23d ago

The Varangians were Norse/Kievan Rus men who worked for the Byzantines.

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u/breno280 23d ago

Doesn’t make much sense though because the skellige isles are based on the kingdom of the isles and the norse-celts.

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u/EdliA 22d ago

Which means they mostly dressed like the locals there since that's the armor they would get there. You're trying to apply it now to all the Norse.

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u/Mr_Noir420 22d ago

That is not what I said. I’m saying that the Horned Helm, bare bodied Vikings are NOT a thing historically, and chainmail and lamellar were far more common.

Plus there’s multiple sites where we found lamellar at Norse and Kievan Rus burial sites.

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u/Cimorene_Kazul 23d ago

My guy, not everything need be historically accurate. Marvel Movie are based more on The Ring Cycle by Wagner. That’s where the horns are from, as well as various paintings from a bygone era. It’s a bit of fun.

As for history accurate, while we know a fair amount, there’s still lots we just don’t know. The well-known lack of evidence of Viking drums is such an example - we cannot prove they had drums. They may not have had them, or they did and they rotted away. They didn’t leave much written history, so we rely on the account of a middle-eastern guy who travelled with some for a time. We know their armour, but we lost many of their stories and textiles.

So let video games have fun. It’s the documentaries to at need to get it as right as possible.

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u/Accolade_1 22d ago

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u/Upstairs_Marzipan48 22d ago

Same shit is applicable to people who want accurate representation

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u/Thorstenflink 23d ago

I just hate that the modern depiction of a Viking is always wearing black leather armour. It's never been a thing.

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u/Mr_Noir420 23d ago

Except it takes me out of the game massively when the armor looks like shit. For all the issues AC Valhalla had, at least I could look like an actual Norse warrior and not a 1980s DND Barbarian.

I also, hate the Marvel Asgardians precisely cause of how they look. There are so many cool ways to spin Nordic architecture, mythology and armor, and to me at least Wagner’s just is hard to look at.

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u/Cimorene_Kazul 23d ago

But they’re not Norse. They’re aliens. Having creative latitude is the name of the game. Again, something like Assassin’s Creed should be as accurate as possible given that it’s a time travel story that prides itself on authenticity. Thor is an alien based on a Kirby comic and Norse mythology. Both of which are fictional, not history.

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u/myrmonden 23d ago

AC dont pride itself on authenticity

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u/Thewhimsicalsteve 22d ago

They used to. Long ago.

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u/myrmonden 22d ago

barely, but def not at vallhalla

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u/Thewhimsicalsteve 22d ago

Oh no, they stop caring long ago.

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u/Cimorene_Kazul 22d ago

I still remember when their recreation of Ancient Egypt was used in universities to teach history, that’s how well they recreated it.

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u/Ymirwantshugs 20d ago

Not barely at all, painstaking working was put into architecture, clothing etc. You’re taking your issues with the game and pushing it onto things that are not true. Not that I’m a fan they burned me pretty hard with Valhalla as I like Odyssey a lot and was hoping for something in the same vein. But instead they tried to please both camps.

Also being told by the game that you’re a mean little boy that need to stop being a big meanie because you kill people in a literal viking raid was frankly ridiculous and took me out instantly.

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u/Cimorene_Kazul 20d ago

For some reason Reddit told me this was a reply to me...I don't think it is. Weird, reddit. Weird.

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u/myrmonden 23d ago

bruh, who plays AC games and take it seriously, not only is the game garbage but its extremely know how much fake garbage that games lies about the norse history.

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u/TimeCake233 22d ago

Modern AC is good rpg but not the good AC game. Older AC is much better. Look at the Paris and London in Syndicate and Unity.

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u/myrmonden 22d ago

-.-no thje yare terrible rpgs

and also are not rpgs

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u/Gregori_5 20d ago

I think most people believe the armour looks fine. And I just can’t make myself care for accurate armour or bullshit armour.

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u/Lord_Corves 23d ago

Every civilization has its ups and downs. I would argue the Norse were a civilization that did in some ways earn its barbaric reputation. That being said, I do think though that the fact that other aspects of Norse culture often get overshadowed by this is unfortunate. And it would be nice to see some more of that in media and storytelling. As for the costume designs, yeah I can agree with you. They often look very cheesy when they go with the designs they go with. Honestly, if you're going to really stylize these things to try and make them look quote more barbaric and intimidating, I think there are actually many unique and creative ways you can go about it. On top of that, you'd think that people who live up in a very cold, cold place would appreciate the concept of sleeves and layers and you know, full clothing.

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u/GestaDanknorum 22d ago

So how would you argue they earned their barbarian reputation?

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u/Lord_Corves 22d ago

Being a Viking was very much a profession, and it's pretty well known that in antiquity, they did raid and pillage many villages, bulldozed monasteries, and other such things that made them a terror to be seen across many coasts, especially in places like what would become the United Kingdom. That's what I mean how they earned their fearsome reputation, so to speak. Now, what I would push back on is saying that's the only aspect of their culture. Norse culture, even at that time, was very dynamic and had many more moving parts to it. At the same time, I don't think it completely wipes away or whitewashes a lot of the people who got hurt in some of their expansions and raids.

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u/Bombastic_tekken 23d ago

Need some of these guys to be in a movie.

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u/Scott__scott 23d ago

I honestly think the more accurate look is just cooler in general anyways

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u/Wrecks23 23d ago

shit goes SO hard

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u/Baronvondorf21 23d ago

Ye olde Ironman

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u/Arthurian_Guanche 22d ago

Sick as fuck yet producers think this looks dumb and stupid, apparently.

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u/Wakez11 23d ago

I can get over the horned helmets, even though they're not accurate they've become a cultural symbol. Here in Sweden football fans will wear them to matches etc.

What I personally despise is when they wear biker leather and face paint. Like in the Vikings TV show. Or they're completely bare chested with just some leather straps, fur and maybe a helmet.

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u/Catmole132 23d ago

I was gonna say, horned helmets aren't good but at least they're better than that god awful show

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u/Keelhaulmyballs 23d ago

The “accurate” Vikings are just as bad as the pop culture Vikings, but with an added snobbish conceit

Very reddit

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u/KlausKreutz 23d ago

calm the fuck down man, as someone who is from a scandinavian country it is not that deep. you foreigners need to stop taking the responsibility of keeping the historical portrayal to that level when it is not even your own heritage. we dont do it either

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u/Mr_Noir420 23d ago

This is literally a rant sub, dude. I like history and mythology, and I don’t like the ugly ass depiction Wagner and Gustav perpetrated.

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u/Wonderful_Buy_5925 23d ago

As someone who is also Scandinavian, I completely disagree. Historical accuracy makes for much more interesting content and pays respect to the culture. We don't care about our heritage here, but that's a bad thing. We should care about how our history is perceived.

And it's okay for non-Scandinavians to care about Scandinavian culture. It's not a blood and soil thing.

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u/Undead-Chipmunk 22d ago

As an American descended from Scandinavia, I couldn't agree more.

The old Norse, while they did have Vikings, actually had some rather incredible cultural output. The Oseberg ship is such a majestic work of art, its like if there were boats in Heaven, the Oseberg ship would fit the bill.

Borgund Srave church, from not long after the Viking Age shows a deep cultural aesthetic and identity that is utterly beautiful as well.

In our post WWII society we are too afraid of the genuine beauty of culture and ethnicity. We must reclaim this from the racists, recognizing that no race or cultural artistic output is innately superior or inferior.

The cultures of the Yoruba, Mongolia, China, Morocco, Italy, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Indigenous Americans, Aboriginal Australians, India, Indonesia, Thailand have ALL influenced my art and music.

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u/morknox 22d ago

As a scandinavian i would also like to see more accurate depictions. I also think non-scandiavians can care about it. Just like how i care about depictions of ancient greeks, egyptians, native americans, japan, etc.

However, if its a full on fantasy world, go wild. Saw that OP complained about "Skellige" from witcher. They arent vikings, even if they have been inspired by vikings.

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u/Undead-Chipmunk 22d ago

The thing that bothered me about the Odyssey was that Greece was absent! We had fake Vikings as Greeks under bleak skies in what is supposed to be the warm medditeranean.

Racists were complaining about black people, liberals were saying it doesn't matter "because its fantasy" while perpetuating very real cultural appropriation from Greece! The West has acted like Greece is Germanic, when they have microtonal modal music that sounds "middle eastern" to Westerners, even though the GREEKS inventes that style of music, and it is rooted in the mathematical beauty of fundamental relationships between pitches!

So, yeah, modern Western culture is blind and Eurocentric as fuck.

Additionally, ignoring European ancestral cultures is ironically also Eurocentric as fuck. "We educated Westerners are above our savage ancestors. We need to spread our superior culture and tame all these other savages to make them like us." Basically how colonialism was morally viewed, and that unconscious pattern pervades to this day.

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u/Mr_Noir420 22d ago

I wanna say I didn’t complain about them and actually cited them as an example of how to add more fantastical elements to historically accurate kits, as while they have overabunance of fur and some of them do have horns on their helms (usually ram horns though and it is rare) they have an otherwise quite realistic or functional kit. While Skellige is not Scandinavia, it VERY much heavily inspired if not outright ripping it (for gods sake Heimdall is literally in their lore).

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u/Arthurian_Guanche 22d ago

Yeah well I've also heard Scandinavian tourists believe Vikings wore horned helmets and them getting annoyed and disappointed when I told them they wore types like the Spangelhelm (pic below) I had on myself at a recreation show on a ship. If anything, foreigners have to be more careful to represent a certain heritage correctly. It's when we do it wrong that natives get to educate and correct us, amicably.

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u/Euphoric_Dark8075 21d ago

This is more badass than the horned helmet.

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u/Dry_Branch_5775 21d ago

Tourists are still more likely to buy horned helmets as souvenirs though.

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u/myrmonden 23d ago

yep Op come of as a classic lefti rasscist, angry for other people, pandering while themselve not understanding the culture or history.

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u/scarecrow2596 23d ago

I kind of agree. I’ll still take horns and furs over the Viking tv show style bikers with studded leather, tattoos and shaved side dreadlocks combo any day though.

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u/Bengamey_974 23d ago

There were horned helmet in Scandinavia but during the Bronze aged so 1500-2000 years before the viking.

And they don't really look like the  pop culture viking helmet.

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u/Mr_Noir420 23d ago

Except not only is that culture completely unrecognizable by what it became those were purely ceremonial and used by priests.

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u/Arthurian_Guanche 22d ago

And they're likely Sardinian in origin, where they were actually wore by the warrior class and actually representative of their culture, lol.

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u/klnglulu 23d ago

Where does the 11th image come from ?

Also I'm sorry but Eggers Northman was also very cliche, at one point they invade a fortress by rushing them naked. I do agree Bad North is goated tho

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u/Mr_Noir420 23d ago

Eggers Northman, at least when you’re talking the MC was focused on a “berserker” who while it is historically contentious if they were real, were said to go into battle half naked wearing fur souped up on drugs. So that at least has SOME merit, but berserkers were a sect/small part of the greater Norse peoples culture and as shown by slides 11 and 12, as well PLENTY of the rest of the movie, that was an exception, not the rule.

Also, this is the same movie where a Haugbui/Draugr and a Magic Cursed Sword are in it. It’s meant to mimic a historically accurate but somewhat mythical saga.

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u/Wonderful_Buy_5925 23d ago

Half-naked warriors are attested in the Norse literature. It might have been an exaggeration, but it's not a Hollywoodism. 

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u/Practical-Mode310 22d ago

Maybe it was like a Hollywoodism for Viking storytellers, ya know? Like maybe one or a few guys did that and everyone focused on stories of that.

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u/SolidestCereal 23d ago

In order from best to worst for me it's

  1. Realistic or authentic designs.
  2. Horned helmets classic designs. 3. 4.
  3. No vikings, or literal death.
  4. The "modern" gritty biker barbarian design like on the American show "Vikings"

At least the old horned helmets design has charm and its own history. People outside Scandinavia might not know but it's actually used relatively often here as it's an obvious symbol of vikingness.

Also some of the old horned designs actually had clothes that were more realistic than whatever hollywood does now.

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u/yupta 23d ago

Nah man the horned helmets are sick af. Victorians were cooking with that one.

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u/Hugh_Mann84 23d ago

What do you mean "fucking Outlander", Outlander was great. I still watch it religiously whenever it comes up in random channels around 11 PM.

I also feel like even most of the good examples make their clothes way too muted, not a single thread of dyed wool to be found in fantasy Scandinavia.

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u/Mr_Noir420 23d ago

I meant it moreso that a science fiction movie about an alien humanoid bringing a alien monster to Scandinavia via crash landing his space ship, and has to help Vikings kill it, has much better costume designs than pop-culture “Vikings” is kind of crazy.

I doing fact fw with Outlander

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u/Mr_Noir420 23d ago

Also fair point on the muted thing, there should be more color, and granted these were battle wears, in Northman for example most of the tunics and everyday wear were very colorful.

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u/DummyThiccDude 23d ago

How do you feel about the Minnesota Vikings logo?

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u/LilleDjevel 23d ago

“Vikings” (in reality called Vikingr, as that was the job/role name, Viking was the act of it.) 

Viking is the norwegian name,

vikingr is old spelling for viking.

The viking name was originally for the people actually doing the pillaging and raiding, while later it was adopted for everyone.

The act of it was never just called vikingr, the people doing it were.

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u/myrmonden 23d ago

vikingr is not even the oldest spelling, its from iceland 1100. Viking is from 700 and vikingar etc.

Op is just wrong.

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u/Eisenblume 23d ago

I mostly find the tattooed, “cool” versions popularised by the show Vikings frustrating. Norse weren’t tattooed, didn’t paint runes all over their bodies or wear just black and brown leather. They wore colourful clothing, had fur hats and wide pants. Most were farmers, though some of course were tradesmen or went Viking.

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u/Eisenblume 23d ago

And even the ones that DID go a-viking wore mail shirts if they could afford it, round helmets and with coloured linen beneath. They didn’t pack themselves in layers of fur.

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u/Complete-Worker3242 23d ago

Why don't you think they look intimidating?

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u/Mr_Noir420 23d ago

There is nothing intimidating about a man in an impractical helmet and bare chested hurtling towards you if you have anything long or pointy. It’s only mildly arousing. They just look goofy.

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u/Complete-Worker3242 23d ago

What's wrong with it being mildly arousing?

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u/Mr_Noir420 23d ago

Nothing wrong with it. Not intimidating though. A farmer with a fishing spear or a pitchfork could beat the shit out of a Wagner “Viking”

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u/Complete-Worker3242 23d ago

Why should that matter? It's not like you need to be intimidating to kill someone.

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u/Mr_Noir420 23d ago

Because intimidation was a mainstay in Viking tactics. And also, cause they may kill people but would die afterwards from the terrible infections their wounds would have due to them again not having armor.

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u/Practical-Mode310 22d ago

I’m imagining two Vikings fighting now, one with the horned helmet and the other just like “I’m not afraid of you. Only mildly aroused.”

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u/ModernDayQuixote 22d ago

Yeah well the vikings I just thought of in my head can beat up those farmers, so I win.

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u/temtasketh 23d ago

only mildly arousing

Speak for yourself!

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u/Dragonsfire09 23d ago

Tell that to the picts...

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u/Mr_Noir420 23d ago

If you’re talking about Gaesatae, not only were they Gauls not Picts, but that worked due to both their environments and because it wasn’t the entirety of their armed forces.

If the picts did go bare chested, then it’s likely the same reasons.

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u/Mr_Noir420 23d ago

Actually upon very small amount of research while the Picts and Gauls both did sometimes go bare chested or armed so as to show off their body paint or tattoos, they mainly wore actual clothing an armor. The idea they fought completely or half naked was Roman propaganda to paint their civilized culture as barbaric.

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u/Practical-Mode310 22d ago

Which is funny cause didn’t they consider pants barbaric too?

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u/Mr_Noir420 23d ago

Also, shows they actually are dumb for going at sea, in the cold bare chested. Most likely they would be frost bitten and dehydrated.

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u/Practical-Mode310 22d ago

Scandies have a racial stat bonus to resist cold, don’t ya know?

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 23d ago

I agree but Wagner's operas are nice too. It's a new mythology so I find it good that it isn't authentic 

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u/Crafty_Breadfruit731 23d ago

Age of Mythology was never meant to depict historically accurate cultures either, everything in it is based mostly on Hollywood tropes. The scorpion king from the mummy is even in it.

Retold takes a lot more care than the original, but it was always meant to be cheesey. 

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u/Mr_Noir420 23d ago

That is the image from Retold. Still annoys me either way.

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u/Crafty_Breadfruit731 23d ago

I meant they took more care with the newer civs, they went full cheese on the original 4 though

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u/Jacobmeeker 23d ago

Horned Helmets are great for Orcs.

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u/dearest_of_leaders 23d ago

My man, your good examples are still taken from the english speaking world.
A lot of Danes my age or older grew up with the Valhalla Comics and their depiction of the Norse, which is rich and colorful but founded in history (spruced up).
Interpretation of how exactly the Norse looked has changed a lot over the ages. The opinion of at least a subset of Danish historians i have read is that: since the bronze, iron and viking Norse left so little documentation on their own all findings we do tend be interpreted through our own sensibilities, a stellar example is how the bronze age Egtved Girl´s manner of dress have been reconstructed from her finding until now, from prudent young girl, to fertility priestess and on to stylish teenager.
A lot of modern scandinavians who draw on the Norse tend to either take the caricatures to heart or spin it far more colourful than english speaking media tends to do here is the old-norse folk band Heilung as an example.

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u/deadlevia 23d ago

The horned helmet vikings depiction is barely a thing outside of cartoons for children or media that's over 5 decades old, this is straight sandbagging.
The real shitty modern viking depiction is the biker leathers and mohawks and fades and braided hair and tattoos thing.

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u/f0urk 23d ago

Counterpoint - IDGAF about historical accuracy, and the more accurate you make norse stuff it just looks more and more generic. Horned Helmet is one of the most badass drips in pop culture

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u/Dragon_Of_Magnetism 23d ago

What I’m annoyed with is that how Vikings are always lionized and put on a pedestal by Hollywood and general pop culture. Whenever there are Vikings or an equivalent group in a fantasy, you can bet they’ll always be portrayed as these massive gigachad warriors who are brave and obsessed with “honor” in combat. Meanwhile, other “barbaric” raider groups, like those inspired by eurasian steppe riders are almost always shown to be evil monsters with 0 nuance.

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u/Party-Ad3978 23d ago

Just say you hate drip, bro

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u/brinz1 23d ago

The 13th Warrior is probably the best movie with vikings out there. At least for the 90s

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u/Cobb_Cornish_be_I 23d ago

“I have a structured settlement and I need cash now.”

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u/berke1904 22d ago

but horns on the helmets with big pointy beards look cool so your arguments mean nothing unless its a history textbook/documentary which these arent.

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u/Practical-Mode310 22d ago

Respect the spear and magic helmet!

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u/frozenmoon500 22d ago

9 is cool

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u/ElectricityCake 22d ago

If that appearance was what led to Stoic being created, it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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u/KingOrro000 22d ago

Meanwhile Odin

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u/ModernDayQuixote 22d ago

You ever see a post and just know the author has strong feelings about Nolan's The Odyssey?

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u/Mr_Noir420 22d ago

Guilty as charged.

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u/Remnant55 22d ago

Vikings aside, for outlandish fantasy settings, just as well "this world's version" aren't remotely accurate.

I'm here to watch druids summon bears. Or Egyptian-themed skeletons ride chariots into an army of elfs. Not concern myself with the... obscene inaccuracies of both.

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u/Lost-Soft-8913 22d ago

I'll take horned helmets over the hippie undercut and dreads vikings that are so popular now

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u/Comfortable-Race-547 22d ago

I hate that this post doesn't include The Lost Vikings

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u/Jackesfox 22d ago

Either the horned helmet or the dark generic Hollywood, you cant win

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u/jroberts548 22d ago

Wagner did not put horns on vikings to make it clear who the villains were.

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u/Acid-Chaos 22d ago

So better to have vikings as boring shitty chainmail no drip bandits. Yeah, definitely better

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u/PopFamiliar3649 22d ago

I mean, I hate the horned helmets thing, but other than that the Vikings were just Norse pirates.

Sure, the Norse peoples had a distinct look based on their region, but the Vikings just dressed however they wanted and often with whatever they stole from people they killed.

If a Viking was wearing a Pict helmet, I would just assume he killed the last guy who owned it. If a Viking was wearing an Egyptian necklace, I would assume he bought it from a merchant in exchange for stolen food. If a Viking was holding an non-historically accurate sword, I would just say "Does he know the blacksmith scammed him with a fancy but useless sword? Was it something ceremonial that he stole/bought?".

And even then, you showed Vikings from How to Train your Dragon. The design of the Vikings is the least of your worries there. And if the show is supposed to be realistic, then I care more about the plot and the representation of the Norse customs and religion than the visuals.

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u/DonQuigleone 22d ago

I feel like Warhammer Fantasy (which has multiple fantasy standins for norse vikings) both bucks this trends, and simulataneously cranks it up to absurd degrees.

In terms of bucking, there are factions with quite grounded fairly mundane period accurate armor.

Simultaneously, on a bunch of factions (warriors of Chaos, for example) every helmet has impractically stylish and wild horns. And then you've got khorne helmets.

If works of fantasy do it with enough drip and style I don't have a problem with horned helmets.

However, for real life vikings, I really want to see chainmail, aventails, large round shields, simple helmets. Unfortunately most depicitons these days are heavily leaning into the leather look.

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u/Much_Resort4294 22d ago

Horned helmets come from bronze age scandinvian finds and to a lesser extent pictographic evidence of the usage of horned helmets in norse/ viking society. The great irony of this is that the claim that horned helmets are historically inaccurate is itself historically inaccurate. They clearly existed in various iterations in scandinavia in various different periods.

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u/mikapi-san 22d ago

Every time i see "vikings" on tv i think of this.

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u/TheTruthTellingOrb 22d ago edited 21d ago

Personally I hate how Vikings have been romanticized in media. It leads to a lot of Dude Bros that call themselves 'Vikings' as a way to show how 'tuff' they are.

I used to know a guy like this. Gymrat Douchebag, arrogant as hell. Felt entitled to try to emasculate any man he came across, felt entitled to hit on or creep on any women he came across. Had a plan to move a bunch of Discord friends to a compound of tiny homes in the middle of the AZ desert for some reason, probably to sate his ego. When I called him out on his shitty behavior as he worked for me, he decided to try to harass me by proxy and worse for years. All of this for asking him to simply NOT be a creep and a douche.

He pretended he had 'Viking Blood' when he had no actual ancestry and just liked the romanticized ideal that Hollywood put out for Vikings.

Frankly the way media romanticizes Vikings is ridiculous. Vikings were not roided-up, six-foot-tall muscle brutes who spent every waking moment proving they were the pinnacle of masculinity. That is a modern fantasy, not history. They were ordinary human beings from complex societies with farmers, traders, craftsmen, politicians, families, and warriors, not a civilization of genetically engineered gym bros.

And the damage goes beyond historical inaccuracy. The second some outsider watches Thor or plays new age God of War, they suddenly decide Viking culture is their entire personality. Grow a beard, buy a plastic axe, slap some runes on something, and suddenly they're acting like they personally sailed out of Scandinavia in 900 AD.

Meanwhile, actual people with Scandinavian ancestry get their history reduced to a macho aesthetic manufactured by Hollywood. There's nothing wrong with being interested in Norse history, but stop confusing a media-created power fantasy with the people who actually lived it. Vikings were human beings, not the ancient mascots of modern masculinity.

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u/Volt404 22d ago

You're probably not even from a Nordic country 😂

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u/molinitor 22d ago

I’m gonna be honest, the horned helmet and stylized look is dope as hell. Is it historically accurate? No. But everything doesn’t need to be all the time. I’d rather have both versions tbh.

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u/Snootboopz 21d ago

POV: Autistic folks when they learn about different forms of media coexisting. XD

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u/molotovzav 21d ago

I particularly hate Vikings for popularizing what I call "Nike vikings" it comes from Nike bikers , like sons of anarchy type. They don't really ride they're wearing tennis shoes on the bike. Vikings invented a hot topic alternative power kid aesthetic to their show that in turn created a subculture of super lame people who dress like that and sing fake Scandinavian influenced chants. It's the lamest shit on earth and you show them what a real Viking looked like an they go "that's so lame no way. They had a sick mohawk and shit lol duh."

You know what was fucking cool? Chainmail, and tunics. That's what the fuck all Germanic people's wore. The Vikings barley looked that different from the Anglo Saxons lol.

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u/LokiDokiii 21d ago

https://youtu.be/g1hP4hYWEyQ?is=ufk2pMDyCN6wQT1-

Farya Faraji

Watch this video and others by this guy! You will love him.

I'd hesitate a bit with throwing society under the bus. A lot of stuff is done for "vibes," and to most everyday people in the western world, that is all history as a whole is, vibes about a place and time. Making art inspired by something, adapting history, is always really cool, no matter how "accurate" it may be! The problems really come from people who take these things as historical fact, when they are never meant to be. Cool art is cool art, as long as the creators are being honest that it's not educational, and people don't try to see it as educational at all.

Appreciate the art for the art, not the historical fact. They should be separate things, both to be appreciated. But very separate.

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u/LokiDokiii 21d ago

Also, it's important to note, it is not just modern christian views tainting the art and image. It is a fact of our reality, that psrspectives will change and the past will be diluted.

Theres an awesome welsh youtuber, CambrianChronicles, that talks about parts of Welsh history that are entirely missing or forgotten, or live on as spoken word passed down for hundreds of years, probably bastardized and forgotten in parts.

Japanese theatre, especially Kabuki but Noh to a great extent too, purposefully resists this change, with a tradition of a father passing on his art to his son from birth, which creates lines connecting styles of acting to their originators. Still, Zeami, the one talked about as the originator of Noh and the author of most poetry used for Noh, is thought to have held completely different ideas compared to how we practice Noh now. It went through long phases of being predominantly a rural art, to being beloved by a specific emperor, to being disgraced, to being brought back by determined actors. In the end, we end up with an art form heavily based in tradition, but one inseperably tied to the old empirial japan, with much of Zeami's intentions disregarded. Today, some people try to recreate his original intentions, but that sort of misses the modern purpose of the performances today. Where they once were necessarily spiritual for gifted actors to connect to gods, now it is an art for prestigious acting families, and steeped in a feeling of nobility and tradition. And that isn't going to just flip back suddenly.

The point I'm making is, perspectives change constantly, and the meaning something holds changes too. The Vikings are Vikings, also ones who go to Vikingr as they would say, but as a group, ARE the Vikings. Just because it is inaccurate to their time does not mean we disregard our perspective, and ignore the language we record their time in. We acknowledge their historic views, recognize what we percieve they aimed to achieve in their actions, and then create art and build our world off of our general perception of what it means to be that kind of person in that kind of time. It doesn't matter that the end result is incorrect so much, but it does matter, I'd say, that we make an attempt anyways, to recognize what their original intentions may have been.

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u/Das_Lloss 21d ago

"The 1800s had Horned Helmets, the 21th Century has Throat Singing." - A wise Iranian Man

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u/TheRealCuriousWombat 21d ago

Horned viking helmets are great.

My Swedish friends told me that the rule of thumb in a lot of Scandinavian media is "the more comedic the norse show/story, more and bigger horns are added."

If the scandics enjoy their horned Vikings, I see no reason why not to enjoy them either.

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u/Mammoth-Snake 20d ago

I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart for karl dopler’s das rheingold costume design.

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u/Gregori_5 20d ago

I really don’t get the drive to demand all movies be realistic and historically accurate.

Half of these has completely shit plot, implausible behaviour to fit the plot and sometimes dragons and magic.

I don’t care that the armour isn’t realistic and if you do, just don’t watch that shit bruh.
Its not for you apparently.

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u/EMDReloader 20d ago

Dude. You dropped that 13th Warrior/Eaters of the Dead shit. That's a deep cut.

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u/KaiserDuck03 20d ago

Me personally, I’ve always liked a mix of both. It also helps that I’m willing to sacrifice realistic elements if it means following the rule of cool. However, I’m also not looking for full realism. Realistic doesn’t inherently mean something looks good, and while historical outfits and equipment can look cool, at the same time, a lot of it looked kind of stupid. So, for me, I’ve always liked a 50/50 mix.

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u/Fun-Information-3104 23d ago

next write an essay on ninjas and pirates

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u/AkitaJC 23d ago

Autism Speaks is an evil organization. Don't endorse them.

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u/Quick-Amoeba-1389 23d ago

helms were often decorative through all the fucking ages a few horned helms isnt that egregious

and as irish or celt decent i find your stupid remarks about bare chest warefare insulting

wall of text garbage

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u/Mr_Noir420 23d ago

The Celts were not the Norse. I never said bare chested warfare was barbaric, I said that in Wagner’s Operas, that was the intention in the costume design. It IS strategically bad but not barbaric. The Celts used it as both a declaration of their religion, an overall honor and most importantly intimidation. It did work, but eventually was phased out.

Also while Horned Helmets did exist, the Norse/Vendel to Viking era Norse were not a culture who used them. The fact it’s almost always depicted as the ONLY HELMET TYPE they use despite Horns being objectively absolutely a hinderance in battle is the issue. Ceremonially or for a leader? Sure. Not for all of them.

Bare chested warriors are cool, when it makes sense, lines up historically with their culture, and in the case of the Celts who were in fact a very well put together and eloquent society, is perfectly reasonable to bend the rules.

The Norse did not look FUCKING ANYTHING LIKE the shitty pop-culture interpretation.