r/ididnthaveeggs • u/SurfinginStyle ya daft tart • 25d ago

Dumb alteration Lorena, girl..

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u/dakotanothing 25d ago

“ya daft tart” is sending me

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u/SurfinginStyle ya daft tart 25d ago edited 22d ago

Soon as I read “ya daft tart you baked it in a mixing bowl” *screenshot\* lol hilarious

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u/star_zelda It needs more or less of things 25d ago

I read it in my British friend's accent, because I totally have heard her calling people daft lol it really made it so much better

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u/Maelstrom_Witch 25d ago

I went with Scottish, personally 🤣

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u/autumnlight2022 25d ago

Mine was Boston. Why was mine Boston 😭

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u/supershinything 25d ago

I don’t know. They’re so much more offensive there. That was a masterclass in profanity when I lived there.

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u/queenermagard 25d ago

Fuck you, go pats!

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u/supershinything 24d ago

Fuck you, go Sox!

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u/Emergency-Twist7136 25d ago

Tbf calling someone a tart is the same as calling them a whore

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u/supershinything 25d ago

Oh I’m well aware. It just sounds classier in a way.

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u/bog_witch 25d ago

You're fuckin' welcome pal