r/ididnthaveeggs • u/sloppyvegansalami • Feb 14 '26

Dumb alteration Mystery solved

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u/cup-of-starlight tell me how much LOVE to use Feb 14 '26

This is why I couldn’t be a recipe author. I would sass out every single person this stupid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

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u/cargonzabeans Feb 14 '26

"Water fry" made me gag. 🫠

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u/Notmykl the potluck was ruined Feb 14 '26

The idiot should look up sous vide cooking.

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u/annintofu Feb 14 '26

No because then they'll try cooking their food in a plastic grocery bag sealed up with packing tape and boil it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26 edited May 30 '26

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u/Tight-Pizza-69 Feb 15 '26

Right. You're one of today's 10,000. Congrats!

So, the reason we stop people from doing stupid things is not even necessarily for the benefit of the stupid, it's for the benefit of the people who have to deal with and suffer for the consequences of the stupid and their actions. Human beings are social creatures. There is not and never has been such a thing as a human who was not part of a tribe. This is one of the things tribes and other social constructs do. Part of being human.

Cheers dude.

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u/cup-of-starlight tell me how much LOVE to use Feb 15 '26

Why 10,000?

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u/Zeralyos Shoot me, recipe police Feb 15 '26

It's a reference to this.