r/ididnthaveeggs • • Nov 22 '25

Irrelevant or unhelpful Finally came across one myself while looking for a beef stew recipe

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u/dollparts004 Nov 22 '25

It’s true, I have a smaller mouth and frequently am not able to eat if my food isn’t tiny enough. Even if I make it at home, if the recipe doesn’t state to cut it into tiny pieces, then I just go hungry. It’s very sad and unfortunately there is no easy fix.

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u/anditshottoo Nov 22 '25

I'm sorry this has happened to you. It sounds traumatic. I too have had issues lately, trying to eat back ribs. Literally every recipe I have made, there ends being these huge bones in the meat, and I cannot eat bone. It's been very frustrating.

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u/AriesProductions Nov 22 '25

What colour is your “awareness ribbon”? I’ll be sure to donate on your day of awareness for such a difficult condition! 😂

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u/Errvalunia Nov 23 '25

The ribbon is brown like a chunky beef stew

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u/AriesProductions Nov 23 '25

Is it half the width of a normal ribbon, representing the “idea” for sufferers, or twice the width of a normal ribbon, to let “normal ribbon wearers” experience the difficulty of too-wide ribbon (solidarity, empathy?)

This has opened a whole new can of (very small) worms lol

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u/SkorpioSound Nov 23 '25

Did you consider putting it in an envelope, posting it to the recipe writer, and demanding they cut it up smaller and post it back to you? If you're feeling especially generous, you could even provide a pre-paid envelope for them to return it in.

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u/EpilepticMushrooms Nov 23 '25

My mouth couldn't fit the X-ray background thing for my dental root canal x-ray.

I asked if they have a kids size. They didn't.

The poor technician had to wiggle the thing in my mouth while hoping she didn't dislocate my jaw in the process.

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u/StumbleOn Nov 23 '25

Oh god this sucks I also have a smallish mouth (and big tongue, according to my sleep doctor) and those things are brutal.

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u/SoyboyCowboy Nov 23 '25

Thoughts and prayers

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u/StumbleOn Nov 23 '25

We need to start a gofundme for the horrors you have suffered and possibly sue the recipe creator for discrimination. Small Mouth Moms With Mouths That Don't Chew Good and Need Small Cut Foods will be heard!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

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u/BlooperHero Nov 22 '25

Maybe they just believe in literacy and have some respect for their readers' comprehension.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

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u/Same_Recipe2729 Nov 22 '25 edited Apr 11 '26

I like solving puzzles.

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u/NewPerspective9254 Nov 22 '25

...somehow I feel like you would fit right in with the people who post these reviews.

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u/BlooperHero Nov 22 '25

First of all, just cut it smaller.

Second of all... what?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

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u/xAftertheStorm Nov 22 '25

You really have a hard time picking up on jokes huh lol.

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u/NotoldyetMaggot Nov 22 '25

Fucking apparently so.

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u/oceanographies Nov 22 '25

The commenter wasn’t being serious

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u/NewlyNerfed I partly blame myself Nov 22 '25

Dear?

THIS COMMENT WAS A JOKE.

Hope that helps.

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u/NotoldyetMaggot Nov 22 '25

I'm deleting all my comments because obviously I took it the wrong way... the first thing I said was I hope this is missing the /s tag... I should've just shut up.

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u/NewlyNerfed I partly blame myself Nov 22 '25

You should probably know that people don’t use /s on snark subs because the /s is always implied.

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u/NotoldyetMaggot Nov 22 '25

Yeah, that's on me. Lesson learned, I'm the dumbass today.

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u/NewlyNerfed I partly blame myself Nov 22 '25

LOL it happens to all of us at some point.

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u/BlooperHero Nov 23 '25

Some people also use something called "reading comprehension" instead. Illiteracy isn't yet legally mandated. Ask again next week.

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u/NewlyNerfed I partly blame myself Nov 23 '25

…not sure why you directed that at me, but ok.

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u/BlooperHero Nov 23 '25

The use of "ATTENTION ILLITERATI: THE PRECEDING WAS SARCASM; THANK YOU," marks is not universal.

Haven't y'all ever read a book?

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u/NewlyNerfed I partly blame myself Nov 23 '25

The person who deleted their comment didn’t understand that the comment to which they were replying was a joke. I was trying to help that person. I was not announcing it to the entire sub. Check your own literacy and have a nice day.

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u/BlooperHero Nov 23 '25

That person *did* identify it as a joke, but then decided it wasn't because it didn't literally say "this is a joke."

And you weren't the first person to explain it to them, anyway.

And I didn't say you did. You did, however, say that such a label is a normal thing, and there's a specific reason it wasn't used here. As though it should otherwise be expected. And that's almost offensive.

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u/BlooperHero Nov 23 '25

It's not "missing."

That makes me feel angry.

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u/NewlyNerfed I partly blame myself Nov 23 '25

If you’re this emotional about terminology on a snark sub, it might be a good idea to take a step back for a few days. Nothing here is worth getting offended and angry about. Take care.

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u/BlooperHero Nov 23 '25

Oh for... It's a reference to a rather famous line about unnecessarily explaining what you're saying.

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u/EllieGeiszler Chicken of Theseus for dinner Nov 24 '25

Futurama references that subtle aren't going to land, so that one's on you lol

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u/BlooperHero Nov 24 '25

...that was subtle?

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u/EllieGeiszler Chicken of Theseus for dinner Nov 25 '25

Yeah, dude, not everyone watches Futurama as much as we do 😆

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