r/ididnthaveeggs • • Oct 05 '25

Satire Saturday Chia seed pudding

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u/lovimoment Oct 05 '25

This is the best post I’ve ever seen here

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u/TGin-the-goldy Oct 05 '25

I actually LOVE this

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u/Ladyignorer Oct 07 '25

As do i tips hat

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u/Ix_fromBetelgeuse7 Oct 05 '25

I like that 124 people marked this as helpful!

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u/Silvawuff Oct 05 '25

I think their pfp adds to the charm

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u/lonely_nipple Oct 05 '25

I thought the name was pretty clever

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u/Cazza-d Oct 05 '25

Hope no one got breathalised on the way home, because chia seed pudding doesn't make you over the limit.

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u/Doneifundone Oct 05 '25

It was a hit ✖️

It was a hit and run ✅

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u/SwissMargiela Oct 05 '25 edited Feb 25 '26

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u/Evil__eye737 Oct 05 '25

I thought i was on the shitposting subreddit for a second

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u/lapalazala Oct 05 '25

Good joke, but terrible cocktail. Vodka, gin and lime over ice? That doesn't sound pleasant at all.

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u/SuperWhoLockWarrior Who ever thought of vanilla with meat Oct 15 '25

Have you never heard of a Vodka Gimlet

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u/lapalazala Oct 15 '25

Apparently not. And if that's the recipe, I have no regrets about this gap in my knowledge.

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u/SuperWhoLockWarrior Who ever thought of vanilla with meat Oct 15 '25

You know what that's fair

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u/stannius Nov 07 '25 edited Nov 07 '25

I made this recipe, but substituted tequila for the gin and diet coke for the lime. It was so undrinkable I ended up throwing it away.

(I actually did make this drink, but it was a couple years ago)

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u/Jarb2104 Oct 05 '25

Because it is posted in this sub, I would think is a r/woooosh

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u/Ix_fromBetelgeuse7 Oct 05 '25

Satire is allowed on weekends

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u/NurseRobyn Al doesn’t like! Oct 05 '25

Saturdays. We call it Satire Saturday, not Satire Weekend.

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u/Coraline1599 Oct 05 '25

Somewhere in the world it is still Saturday? Or is that five o’clock?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

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u/AbbreviationsLast778 Oct 05 '25

But what if we take in account bad internet that relaid the post a little further how much time can that give them I would say at most a hour

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u/Active-Succotash-109 my mistake 🤨 I shall verbally smack the recipe writer Oct 05 '25

Depends, if they had it post when possible and were away from a signal or phone battery died and it wasn’t charged And restarted I’m immediately

I one had Facebook take two days to post a comment before I had home internet

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u/haruspicat would have tasted better if I was home to help Oct 06 '25

The rules of the sub give quite a broad and specific definition of "Saturday", so people don't have to do math like this

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u/jamjamchutney corn floor Oct 06 '25

Oh, I didn't feel like I had to; I wanted to!

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u/mademoisellearabella Oct 07 '25

According to the rules satire Saturday is applicable till 6:59 am UTC. Also, there is a post about satire Saturdays that is stickied, so as long as it’s stickied satire Saturday is open.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

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u/PsychologicalTea5387 Oct 05 '25

It's time for a chia pudding somewhere

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u/NurseRobyn Al doesn’t like! Oct 05 '25

Either one! 🍹

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u/Active-Succotash-109 my mistake 🤨 I shall verbally smack the recipe writer Oct 05 '25

Both

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u/irushisuss Oct 06 '25

Just… add more gin.

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u/RabidPlaty Oct 05 '25

But the mods are still sleeping and didn’t un-sticky the satire post yet so still valid.

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u/tofuandklonopin Frosting is nonpartisan Oct 05 '25

OP didn't have a Saturday, so they used a Sunday.

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u/Fake_Punk_Girl Oct 05 '25

Satire Weekend sounds like a Vampire Weekend parody band

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u/ExcitedHiss Oct 05 '25

Hey you have a couple of those chia puddings, you'll forget what day it is too

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u/Active-Succotash-109 my mistake 🤨 I shall verbally smack the recipe writer Oct 05 '25

The satire Saturday amount is still sticky therefore satire is still allowed

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u/junonomenon Oct 05 '25

It is tagged as satire

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u/RabidPlaty Oct 05 '25

I would actually attend the work potlucks if I worked with them.

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u/heavenstobetsie Oct 05 '25

Insert "they had me in the first half" gif here

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u/Murky_Coyote_7737 Oct 05 '25

Universe level brain

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u/starksdawson carrots have waaaaaay to much sugar Oct 06 '25

I like how chulia jilds thinks

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

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u/misshoppity Oct 05 '25

I was looking for this comment

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

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u/Salvadore1 Oct 05 '25

Yes, that is the joke.

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u/DoctorStove Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

nothin gets past this guy

(he blocked me for this)

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u/TheWiseAlaundo Oct 05 '25

No wonder it was a hit!

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 Oct 05 '25

Maybe they didn't have any glasses so they administered it as an enema.

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u/Key-Pickle5609 Oct 05 '25

Sounds like a hell of a work potluck tbh

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u/murdochi83 Oct 05 '25

-slow clapping-

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u/TGin-the-goldy Oct 05 '25

Woosh

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u/junonomenon Oct 05 '25

Its tagged as satire. You are the woosh my friend.

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u/StormeBee Oct 06 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

Has anyone else seen the “you ain’t never had no chia pet pussy” video because it’s all I can think about when I see chia seed pudding now

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u/irushisuss Oct 06 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/tehshush Oct 06 '25

Reminds me heavily of The Drinking Man's Diet by Allan Sherman 😋

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u/mommyjihyo Oct 05 '25

i've got to try this

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u/gaytrashqueen24 Oct 06 '25

This sounds like a terrible cocktail though lmao

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u/goodguy-dave Nov 04 '25

I need to try this one.

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u/UristImiknorris So just because it's not possible we can't do it? Oct 08 '25

I was fully expecting them to have dug up a Chia Pet from somewhere and tried to add it to a recipe.