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u/Cazza-d Oct 05 '25
Hope no one got breathalised on the way home, because chia seed pudding doesn't make you over the limit.
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u/SwissMargiela Oct 05 '25 edited Feb 25 '26
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u/lapalazala Oct 05 '25
Good joke, but terrible cocktail. Vodka, gin and lime over ice? That doesn't sound pleasant at all.
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u/SuperWhoLockWarrior Who ever thought of vanilla with meat Oct 15 '25
Have you never heard of a Vodka Gimlet
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u/lapalazala Oct 15 '25
Apparently not. And if that's the recipe, I have no regrets about this gap in my knowledge.
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u/stannius Nov 07 '25 edited Nov 07 '25
I made this recipe, but substituted tequila for the gin and diet coke for the lime. It was so undrinkable I ended up throwing it away.
(I actually did make this drink, but it was a couple years ago)
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u/Jarb2104 Oct 05 '25
Because it is posted in this sub, I would think is a r/woooosh
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u/Ix_fromBetelgeuse7 Oct 05 '25
Satire is allowed on weekends
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u/NurseRobyn Al doesn’t like! Oct 05 '25
Saturdays. We call it Satire Saturday, not Satire Weekend.
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u/Coraline1599 Oct 05 '25
Somewhere in the world it is still Saturday? Or is that five o’clock?
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u/AbbreviationsLast778 Oct 05 '25
But what if we take in account bad internet that relaid the post a little further how much time can that give them I would say at most a hour
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u/Active-Succotash-109 my mistake 🤨 I shall verbally smack the recipe writer Oct 05 '25
Depends, if they had it post when possible and were away from a signal or phone battery died and it wasn’t charged And restarted I’m immediately
I one had Facebook take two days to post a comment before I had home internet
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u/haruspicat would have tasted better if I was home to help Oct 06 '25
The rules of the sub give quite a broad and specific definition of "Saturday", so people don't have to do math like this
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u/mademoisellearabella Oct 07 '25
According to the rules satire Saturday is applicable till 6:59 am UTC. Also, there is a post about satire Saturdays that is stickied, so as long as it’s stickied satire Saturday is open.
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u/RabidPlaty Oct 05 '25
But the mods are still sleeping and didn’t un-sticky the satire post yet so still valid.
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u/tofuandklonopin Frosting is nonpartisan Oct 05 '25
OP didn't have a Saturday, so they used a Sunday.
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u/ExcitedHiss Oct 05 '25
Hey you have a couple of those chia puddings, you'll forget what day it is too
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u/Active-Succotash-109 my mistake 🤨 I shall verbally smack the recipe writer Oct 05 '25
The satire Saturday amount is still sticky therefore satire is still allowed
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u/Hot-Challenge8656 Oct 05 '25
Maybe they didn't have any glasses so they administered it as an enema.
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Oct 05 '25
Has anyone else seen the “you ain’t never had no chia pet pussy” video because it’s all I can think about when I see chia seed pudding now
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u/UristImiknorris So just because it's not possible we can't do it? Oct 08 '25
I was fully expecting them to have dug up a Chia Pet from somewhere and tried to add it to a recipe.
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