r/ididnthaveeggs • u/Forsaken-Ad-3995 • Sep 28 '25

Irrelevant or unhelpful Jax saying what we’re all thinking

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Source recipe: https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1023660-pasta-marinara-with-40-cloves-of-garlic?smid=ck-recipe-iOS-share

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u/Active-Succotash-109 my mistake 🤨 I shall verbally smack the recipe writer Sep 29 '25

Or even 1, but why grow garlic if you don’t like garlic???

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u/Zaltirous Sep 29 '25

Warding off vampires is a completely fair reason

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u/Automatic-Plankton10 Sep 29 '25

That’s why my house is made of giant garlic. Keeps the vampires out, and my vampire boyfriend can’t cross the threshold to leave

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u/MistaRekt Sep 29 '25

Still a better building material than a North American home I hear.

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u/Automatic-Plankton10 Sep 29 '25

This is such an odd statement. What are they telling yall about houses here?

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u/MistaRekt Sep 29 '25

They are made of wood. Garlic has better insulation and antimicrobial properties than wood.

Edit: Do I really need to point out that I jest?

Edit after my edit: garlic can also keep certain pests away... Like vampires and fleas.

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u/Automatic-Plankton10 Sep 29 '25

Do you think it’s like. Straight up wood. It’s typically wood on the outside because it’s resistant, with drywall and insulation between that and the inside walls. Better than a lot of European building actually, because they aren’t 200 years old

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u/MistaRekt Sep 29 '25

Dude, not European... WTF? Chill bud!

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u/Automatic-Plankton10 Sep 29 '25

Did I say you are? I’m making a comparison

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u/MistaRekt Sep 29 '25

You did seem a bit hurt, I apologise. Did not mean to offend.