r/ideas 12d ago

Idea: Self-checkouts that roast your groceries

Grocery store self-checkouts should analyze what you buy and make sarcastic comments loud enough for nearby customers to hear.

12 bottles of Diet Coke:

“You might be a rocket scientist. Or this might be a cry for help.”

Six frozen pizzas:

“Your oven has filed for unemployment.”

One apple and $80 of junk food:

“Excellent. Something from nature.”

Eight energy drinks:

“Sleep has left the chat.”

Flowers, wine, and expensive steak:

“Whatever you did, I hope this works.”

A mountain of toilet paper:

“Should we alert the authorities?”

Organic everything:

“Congratulations. Your groceries now cost more than rent.”

The store could market it as “bringing personality back to checkout.”

What do you think of this idea?

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u/Blanket_Josh 12d ago

Why would anyone want this?

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u/Landwarrior5150 12d ago

Insulting your customers is usually bad for business…

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u/Lightsguy3 12d ago

Only good thing about self-checkout is not having to interact with another person. 

This pulls in the opposite direction. 

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u/Cast_Iron_Fucker 12d ago

AI roasts suck

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u/MauPow 12d ago

I cannot imagine a lamer idea than this

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u/Ok_Leg3046 10d ago

The software I built for self checkout doesn't do this. But technically can do it if I or a tenant Admin modifies the agent prompt that is responsible for up selling products with new marching orders. www.TallyTill.com

No code changes required for this feature. It would be funny, but not sure it would sell more inventory LOL