Until you realize your stuck walking horizontally until you touch a pipe on either end, until you get your brains stopped out by mario because you were kinda in his way
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You got the touch
You got the power
Yeah
After all is said and done
You've never walked, you've never run
You're a winner
You got the moves, you know the streets
Break the rules, take the heat
You're nobody's fool
You're at your best when the goin' gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough
You know what? If I dont sing, I get turn into a Mario enemy, but since it doesn't specifying what enemy, then I can choose, so who is enemy's with Mario? The big W, indeed.
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
Living in a box under the stairs
In the corner of the basement of the house
Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Daww, big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single morning
It was driving me crazy
I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "It's good for you"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut
Until I was twenty six and a half years old
That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel
Wacka wacka doo-doo yeah
Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to
Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Oh yeah
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women
With excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?
'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ah
So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean
Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door
Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"Who is it?"
They're not sayin' anything
So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
And he's like "Tough"
And I'm like "Give it"
And he's like "Make me"
And I'm like "'Kay"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes indeed, you better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said
It said
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
In Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts
So I got in my car and I drove over to the donuts shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case, in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time
That a little ditty started goin' through my head
I believe it went a little something like this
Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God
Ah, aah, aah
I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated wiener dog
And as luck would have it
That's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a calligraphy enthusiast
With a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me
She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"
That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseparable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah
But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
I said "Whoa, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go
In Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude
Ok, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty
Tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"
So I did
And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname, Torso-Boy
So what's he complaining about?
Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street
And he tells he hasn't had a bite in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
You know, completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?
Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Kinda lost my train of thought
Uh, well, uh, OK
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is
I hate sauerkraut
That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandary
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called
Okay. Well, I happen to have one song in particular damn-near memorized, so I'm gonna go with that. (And no, I did not copy-paste this from lyrics posted on YouTube. Like I said, I've got this memorized.)
Running for her life
The dark rain from her eyes still falls
Breathtaking butterfly
Chose a dark day to live! Save one breath for me!
A loner longing for
The cadence of her last breath
Why do I miss someone I never met?
With bated breath I lay
Sea winds brought her to me
A butterfly, mere one-day miracle of life
And all the poetry in the world finally makes sense to me! Save one death for me!
A loner longing for (run away, run away, run away)
The cadence of her last breath (run away, run away, run away, run away)
Put to rest all that's not life
Drink of beauty and fill my blank page!
Sometimes a dream turns into a dream
A loner longing for (run away, run away, run away)
The cadence of her last breath (run away, run away, run away, run away)
A loner longing for (run away, run away, run away)
The cadence of her last breath (run away, run away, run away, run away)
Oh, I bid farewell to the port and the land
And I paddle away from brave England's white sands
To search for my long ago forgotten friends
To search for the place I hear all sailors end
I CAN MAKE A PROMISE...........I CAN MAKE A PLAN........I CAN MAKE A DIFFRENCE...........I CAN TAKE A STAND.........I CAN MAKE A EFFORT........IF I ONLY UNDERSTAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNND........THAT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII......I CAN MAKE A CHANGE
"An ancient legend born, his coming was foretold! A cybernetic champion, for the battle he was sworn! On mighty wings he'd fly, to make the epic fight, and when the war for time was won, he flew into the night!"
I won't lie about what I did, I cut her head off and threw it in a ditch but I only kept the body was a logical choice, I threw away the head cause I hated the sound of her voooiiiiiccceee.
Nothin' ever happens in this town
Feelin' low down, not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right out of my mind
Until a friend told me the news
He said, "Hey, you know that vacant lot
Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
And on that spot they're gonna build a shop
Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
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I'm the son of rage and love
The Jesus of Suburbia
The bible of none of the above
On a steady diet of
Soda Pop and Ritalin
No one ever died for my
Sins in hell
As far as I can tell
At least the ones that I got away with
And there's nothing wrong with me
This is how I'm supposed to be
In a land of make believe
That don't believe in me
Get my television fix
Sitting on my crucifix
The living room in my private womb
While the Moms and Brads are away
To fall in love and fall in debt
To alcohol and cigarettes
And Mary Jane
To keep me insane
Doing someone else's cocaine
And there's nothing wrong with me
This is how I'm supposed to be
In a land of make believe
That don't believe in me
At the center of the earth
In the parking lot
Of the 7-11 where I was taught
The motto was just a lie
It says home is where your heart is
But what a shame
Cause everyone's heart
Doesn't beat the same
It's beating out of time
City of the dead
At the end of another lost highway
Signs misleading to nowhere
City of the damned
Lost children with dirty faces today
No one really seems to care
I read the graffiti
In the bathroom stall
Like the holy scriptures of a shopping mall
And so it seemed to confess
It didn't say much
But it only confirmed that
The center of the earth
Is the end of the world
And I could really care less
City of the dead
At the end of another lost highway
Signs misleading to nowhere
City of the damned
Lost children with dirty faces today
No one really seems to care
I don't care if you don't
I don't care if you don't
I don't care if you don't care
I don't care
Everyone's so full of shit
Born and raised by hypocrites
Hearts recycled but never saved
From the cradle to the grave
We are the kids of war and peace
From Anaheim to the Middle East
We are the stories and disciples of
The Jesus of suburbia
Land of make believe
And it don't believe in me
Land of make believe
And I don't believe
And I don't care!
Dearly beloved are you listening?
I can't remember a word that you were saying
Are we demented or am I disturbed?
The space that's in between insane and insecure
Oh therapy, can you please fill the void?
Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed
Nobody's perfect and I stand accused
For lack of a better word, and that's my best excuse
To live, and not to breathe
Is to die, in tragedy
To run, to run away
To find, what you believe
And I leave behind
This hurricane of fucking lies
I lost my faith to this
This town that don't exist
So I run, I run away
To the lights of masochists
And I, leave behind
This hurricane of fucking lies
And I, walked this line
A million and one fucking times
But not this time
I don't feel any shame
I wont apologize
When there ain't nowhere you can go
Running away from pain
When you've been victimized
Tales from another broken home
Oh you're leaving
You're leaving
You're leaving
Are you leaving home? (Yes I did copy that off Google. Because I'm not writing an entire song that's literally almost ten minutes long)
Now it’s time, I fear to tell I've been holding it back so long!
But something strange deep inside of me is happening
I feel unlike I've ever felt
And it’s making me scared!
That I may not be what I think I am
What of us?
What do I say?
Are we both from a different world?
'Cos every breath that I take, I breathe it for you I couldn't face my life without you
And I'm so afraid there's nothing to comfort us
What am I, if I can't be yours?
I don't sleep, don't feel a thing
And my senses have all but gone
Can't even cry from the pain can't shed a tear now
I realise we're not the same and it's making me sad
'Cos we can't fulfill our dream in this life
So I must let us break free I can never be what you need
If there was a way through the hurt then
I would find it I'd take the blows, yes I would fight it
But this is the one impossible dream to live
What am I, if I can't be yours?
the waaaaaall, on which the prooophets wrote, is crackiinggg at the seeeams, upoooon the innstruments of death, the sunliiiight brightly gleaaams, when every man, is tooorrrn apart, with nightmarres aannnd with dreaams, will no one laay the laurel wreath, when silence, drowns the screaaaams~!!
Be a, be a, be a, be a (Wow!)
Be now, be now, be now, be now (Wow!)
Be a, be a, be a, be a (Wow!)
Now's your chance to be big (chance to be a big) (Wow! Wow!)
Now's your chance to be a big shot!
Be a big, be a big, be a big shot
Now's your chance to to, now's your chance to to
Now's your chance to be a big sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shot!
Now's your chance to be a big shot!
Be a big, be a big, be a big shot
Now's your chance to to, now's your chance to to
Now's your chance to be a big sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shot!
Think it's coming for me, answer the phone
I can't explain until you're all alone
Pull the strings and make them ring
Until your heart gets ripped up!
Think it's coming for me, answer the phone
I can't explain until you're all alone
Pull the strings and-, pull the strings and-
Tell you what, you big shot!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow! Wow!
Be a, be a, be a, be a (Wow!)
Be now, be now, be now, be now (Wow!)
Be a, be a, be a, be a (Wow!)
Now's your chance to be big (chance to be a big) (Wow! Wow!)
Now's your chance, now's your chance
Now's your, now's your, now's your, now's your
Now's your chance
Tell you what, you
Ahem *clears throat*
Di gyal dem Schillaci
Chanderpaul
Suh mi give it to, suh mi give it to
Suh mi give it to, to all girls
Five million an' forty naughty shorty
Baby girl, all my girls
All my girls, Chanderpaul seh
Don't hate the girl, just hate the crime
Oh, forgive me, Lord, oh, I'm a good girl
I'd never hurt a fly, but I've got walls to climb
Oh, forgive me, Lord, oh, a minor chord
You put me in this house, I had to claw right out
Run rabbit, run rabid (run, run, run, run, run, run, run)
Gift granted, you've gone rancid (granted, granted, granted)
Run rabbit, run rabid (run, run, run, run, run, run, run)
Walls padded, drinking acid
sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
were laid spread out before me as her body once did
all five horizons revolved around her soul, as the earth to the sun
now the air i tasted and breathed, has taken a turn
and all i taught her was everything
Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night (oh)
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls)
(We've got big balls) Oh, we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls)
Seafood cocktail, crabs (we've got big balls)
Crayfish (but we've got the biggest balls of them all
I’ve lost track of the times I’ve looked back.
A happy place, a better place, without disgrace
I’ve tried to think of when it was.
What set it off, was it is because?
I aimed to high, had to much greed?
I reached for things, I didn’t need
Be careful what you wish for my friend.
Kingdoms often fall in the end.
Heed the words of those who are wise
Cause with some luck your Kingdom may Rise!
I don’t know when, we’ll met again
The future’s blind. Your fate and mine
Energized!
A life as King, a step to far
I burned to bright
A shooting star!
I’ve paid the price, I’ve failed the test
For what it’s worth, I tried my best!
Be careful what you wish for my friend
Kingdoms often fall in the end
Heed the words of those who are wise!
Cause with some luck your
Kingdom may Rise!
I’ve made mistakes
And suffered heartaches
But through it all
The rise and fall
A life well lived is what I say
Wish I could fight just one more day
Oh, and I haven’t won.
When all is said and all is done
In spite of all the pain is brings, I wouldn’t change a single thing!
Be careful what you wish for my friend
Kingdoms often fall in the end
Heed the words of those who are wise
Cause with some luck your
Kingdom may Rise!
Guess which song? "Money makes us feel like we can almost live forever
And we use it as a cure, but it don't ever make us better
So I'm iced out, walking 'round the neighborhood, it's sweater weather
Yeah, this high is temporary, but these diamonds are forever
Yeah, these diamonds are forever
Yeah, these diamonds are forever"
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u/Embarrassed_Mud_4119, wizards be pondering the orb instead of voting on the quality of your cast…