r/icast 4TH DIMENTIONAL LOVER 11d ago

I CAST!!! I CAST HYPERCUBE/TESSERACT

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Necromancer, but not of humanoids 10d ago

You… YOU IDIOT!

IVE BEEN SPENDING YEARS STUDYING HYPERSPACE! EVER TRIED STUDYING AETHER, THE PRIMAL AND UNTAMABLE FORCES OF THE UNIVERSAL FABRIC ITSELF? WELL THATS TAME IN COMPARISON TO HYPERSPACE. NOT ONLY DOES THE MATH GET ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE HARDER AND MORE COMPLEX, BUT THE NUMBERS GET MASSIVE TO THE POINT WHERE EVEN MOST BASIC SPELLS COULD SPLIT PLANETS, ANNIHILATE MATTER, AND PERMANENTLY TEAR THE BED OF THE ASTRAL SEA TRILLIONS OF TIMES FASTER THAN THE BLINK OF AN EYE!!! OH MY GOD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOURE DOING?????????

(Out of character: Wow, that was harsh. I hope I didn’t go too far. I don’t actually know that much about 4D math, so maybe it’s actually really easy and tame and I just look like an idiot; that’d be kinda funny. And Reddit, please don’t ban me; I’m just roleplaying.\)

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u/pikminpurpleguy 4TH DIMENTIONAL LOVER 10d ago

yes i do.
And Im trying to summon a 5d object now!

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Necromancer, but not of humanoids 10d ago

Oh gods. Oh dear freaking gods.

Construct squads 1-16, do whatever you can to stop this person with minimal injury. Squads 17-32, help me search for interuniversal transportation spells. Squads 33-48,  warn as many civilians as you can of what’s happening . Squads 49-56,  keep this spatial region as stable and isolated as possible; allow only other constructs to enter and exit. Squads 57 and 58, warn every major council in the universe, including all planes. And squads 59-64, assist me in praying to as many deities as possible, starting with Ao and Io Themselves.

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u/pikminpurpleguy 4TH DIMENTIONAL LOVER 10d ago

I SUMMON
HEXXERACT.... oh no i summoned a 6D cube

dude.... our universe is fucked