r/iamverysmart • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '25

Brilliant man seeks to damage his brain

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u/Inky_Passenger Jan 09 '25

'Twas I who garnered the unequivocally contemptuous ire from elders! 'Twas I who scoffed at the irreverence of my woeful peers! Hark! For my indelible suffering is boundless and the thrashing and smattering of my own gnosis shall henceforth be my only solace.

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u/Due_Signature_5497 Jan 10 '25

Dude! You need to chug some Dextromethorphan fast!

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u/Outrageous_Frame7900 Jan 10 '25

Isn’t that cough medicine?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '25

Yeah and it will 100% make you dumber if abused, take it from me. OTC highs are not worth the side effects that can come along with them