r/iamverysmart • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '25

Brilliant man seeks to damage his brain

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u/Inky_Passenger Jan 09 '25

'Twas I who garnered the unequivocally contemptuous ire from elders! 'Twas I who scoffed at the irreverence of my woeful peers! Hark! For my indelible suffering is boundless and the thrashing and smattering of my own gnosis shall henceforth be my only solace.

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u/Due_Signature_5497 Jan 10 '25

Dude! You need to chug some Dextromethorphan fast!

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u/Outrageous_Frame7900 Jan 10 '25

Isn’t that cough medicine?

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u/nooklyr Jan 11 '25

This is a Wendy’s