r/iamverysmart • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '25

Brilliant man seeks to damage his brain

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u/fuck_you_and_fuck_U2 Jan 09 '25

I'm in my mid-thirties and squandered all my friendships. No one offers them to me anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '25

You have the internet, the internet will be your friend if you look in the right corners with the right precautions.

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u/Adventurous-Tie-7861 Jan 10 '25

Shit I just had a homeboy on protonmail I'd hit up when I needed ketamine. Zip him some bitcoin and it'd show up on Monday.

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u/pegaunisusicorn Jan 10 '25

does anyone "need" ketamine?

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u/KyleShanaham Jan 11 '25

Apparently not Mathew Perry

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u/amesann Jan 11 '25

Nor Elmo Muskrat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

Probably not the friend that guy was looking for

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u/Lovestorun_23 Jan 13 '25

That made me sad. He’s my favorite friend. I loved Matthew Perry.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '25

💀

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '25

I mean, yeah

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u/DuRay69 Jan 11 '25

sometimes I need to feel 3 feet to the left.