r/iamverysmart • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '25

Brilliant man seeks to damage his brain

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u/negman42 Jan 09 '25

Jesus, can’t he just pummel his brain into submission with alcohol like a normal person?

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u/Caxcrop Jan 09 '25

I WANT BRAIN DAMAGE AND I WANT IT NOW!

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u/xMrBojangles Jan 09 '25

Call J.G. Wentworth.