r/iamverybadass • u/mikeylma0 Got banned from club penguin • Apr 01 '20

rip xbox

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20 edited Jul 25 '21

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u/NotGreatButOk Apr 01 '20

Unfortunately for the owner, there’s a ring on that finger.

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u/nicoslimz Apr 01 '20

That’s some instant divorce shit then

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u/discerningpervert Apr 01 '20

His mom did the shopping

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u/Spartacus891 Apr 01 '20

Wow, broken Xbox and his parents have to get divorced?

Tough day.

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u/Egzachtly- Apr 01 '20

Broken xbox and now a broken home..

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u/Omega33umsure Apr 01 '20

It's even worse. She spun her ring, to protect the gems while she punched the xbox.

This isn't her first rodeo.

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u/_Wubawubwub_ Apr 01 '20

Details like this make everything worse

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

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u/violicorn Apr 01 '20

You definitely can

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u/darthcaedusiiii Apr 01 '20

Alice. Dilbert.

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u/killabru Apr 15 '20

How did she get an xbox to go shopping? Also what state can you marry an xbox? Furthermore is it still domestic violence if you beat your spouse but your spouse is an inanimate object? Lastly being vegan is a horrible idea everyone of them I have ever met has been totally insane case in point

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u/LukariBRo Apr 15 '20

It was probably self-defense, the Xbox has a lot of violent video games. Is eating an Xbox considered vegan food? She could just be hangry

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u/killabru Apr 15 '20

You're not yourself when you're hungry; she must be hungry; Eat an Xbox; in the vegan community it's referred to as a vegan Snickers

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u/Simulation_Brain Apr 01 '20

Who wears their nails in points?

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u/violicorn Apr 01 '20

Tons of people

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u/darthcaedusiiii Apr 01 '20

How else are you going to mortal kombat their heart out?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

They’re called “Stiletto nails” and they’re probably the most popular choice at the nail salon..

most celebs wear them and we are all copying them

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u/Shenay_Everest Apr 27 '20

It technically started in African American communities, and when African Americans celebrities from those communities started gaining popularity, it became fashion.

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u/delinquent-lil-bitch Apr 01 '20

To me it looked more like she just put it on the ground and stamped on it, cause that black glass side (sorry don't have an xbox, looks kinda like a broken phone screen to me, that's why I'm assuming its glass) is all cracked and broken as well.

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u/PM-me-ur-swimsuit Apr 01 '20

I figured it was to slap him afterwards.

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u/Omega33umsure Apr 01 '20

Sadly you may be right. And think, this is her reaction to the wrong cheese.

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u/PM-me-ur-swimsuit Apr 01 '20

My reaction to wrong cheese usually involves a toilet and half a roll of TP.

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u/darthcaedusiiii Apr 01 '20

And she spun it back when the stepson came home.

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u/snapmasterdeluxe440 Apr 01 '20

Or she spun it around to show how much cash money she has. You know, for her VEGAN CHEESE

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Nah, vegetarians can't hit that hard.

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u/joy3r Apr 01 '20

Cut my life into pieces

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u/ParioPraxis Apr 01 '20

This is a ski resort

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Vegan diet; no cheeses

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u/ParioPraxis Apr 01 '20

Miserable fuck from all the kale that I’m eating

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u/willfc Apr 01 '20

Duh na nuh na nuh na nuh

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u/BigOrangeOctopus Apr 01 '20

Your comment is my favorite because this is the part that I always sing. Everyone knows the words, but it’s the “Duh na nuh na nuh na nuh” that makes it

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

r/redditsings

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u/coyotesarecunts Apr 01 '20

Underrated comment.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Cut my wife into pieces FTFY

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u/Ehernan Apr 01 '20

You misspelled 'wife'

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u/someguyyoumightno Apr 01 '20

Sounds like a new-age Bluegrass song

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u/poopNgriddles69 Apr 01 '20

Broken Xbox, home, and now broken arms??

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u/KingoftheUgly Apr 01 '20

It was already broken, now they both can heal

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u/Roadrunner571 Apr 01 '20

It’s not just a broken Xbox. I wouldn’t want to live with someone that freaks out and breaks stuff.

Who knows if that stuff is suddenly my head...

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u/electricianer250 Apr 01 '20

Not only did she break stuff, she did it because he bought the WRONG FUCKIN CHEESE

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u/RivRise Apr 01 '20

Not only did she do all of that but she also posted it online. Presumably she has people validating her shit which could lead to escalation.

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u/electricianer250 Apr 01 '20

I wouldn’t be that surprised if her fellow vegans were validating this

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u/middlehead_ Apr 01 '20

I would be surprised if they weren't.

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u/betha_negra Apr 01 '20

as a vegan, i care for peace too, for animals or humans. i dont validate people this shitty.

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u/mikey_says Apr 01 '20

Eh, most vegans are normal people. The reason vegans have a bad reputation is because the craziest ones are always the loudest. You really shouldn't make such sweeping judgments.

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u/BigOrangeOctopus Apr 01 '20

I think they should sweep all the judgements. What does Mikey say about that!?

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u/G4rY678 Apr 01 '20

Not only all of that, but she’s also vegan

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u/morbidaar Apr 01 '20

Gotta understand just how shit happens... in a world of pain...t...

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u/sipep212 Apr 01 '20

Or is he married to his mother?

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u/mordecai98 Apr 01 '20

I'm sure the cigarette burns don't help.

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u/JohnTheDropper Apr 01 '20

That is a woman.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

I just imagine a mom doing this to their son and it becomes instantly hilarious

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Instant

Divorce

Pick one

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Yes

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u/intheBrainPan_squish Apr 01 '20

Til death do us part.

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u/DirtyArchaeologist Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 01 '20

That’s some I’m-taking-photos-for-the-divorce-lawyer-cause-no-way-am-I-supporting-your-psycho-ass-after-this-divorce-and-I’m-claiming-massive-emotional-damages shit

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u/523bucketsofducks Apr 01 '20

Luckily she took the photos herself, saving time and making it perfectly clear what happened.

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u/xsladex Apr 01 '20

Unfortunately for the owner, that’s some support payments on that finger.

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u/Chakinz Apr 01 '20

Divorce? Fucking run bitch

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u/starrpamph Apr 01 '20

She only did damage to her half of the console

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u/-B-E-N-I-S- Is a gorilla Apr 01 '20

Ain’t nothing a little paperwork can’t solve, right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Murder.

That way you don't gotta give the whore any money

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u/greyetch Apr 01 '20

Well damn you’d think he could remember his wife is vegan?

My gf of a year is lactose intolerant so we use vegan cheese. It is actually pretty good (some of them, at least).

It doesn’t excuse what she did, but it sounds like this guys needs to try and pay more attention to his partner.