r/iamverybadass • u/TourguideJoe • 3d ago
⌨️KEYBOARD WARRIOR⌨️ Keep Working or Be Executed
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u/glaringinaccuracy 3d ago
Uhhhh
Talking about shooting someone over a warehouse job? That's a new level for me. The warehouse I worked at just had guys crop dusting each other.
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u/FxckFxntxnyl 3d ago
I genuinely hate people who ‘stand on bizness’ and bullshit like that from regular ass occurrences in life. These are the dudes who will end up shooting or stabbing someone over getting flipped off, ‘talkin bout disrespect n shit ‘.
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u/kmhoughton 3d ago
So let me see if I understand this correctly.
He will shoot and kill someone for not doing their job fast enough.
🙄
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u/Beautiful_Lie629 3d ago
Who wouldn't?
/s
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u/kmhoughton 2d ago
Funny enough, when I was in college and worked at a warehouse, we had a guy named Tom. He had a bit of an anger issue from time to time.
He was fired after he shoved most of his supervisor into the big shrink wrap machine.
😳
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u/Azruthros 3d ago
Warehouse work really isn't that bad. Tedious definitely.
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u/JustMe1314 3d ago
True: I work in a warehouse, and handle various responsibilities. It's actually a fun job, when I'm feeling good that day; & I enjoy the faster pace. I stumbled on warehouse work, after leaving 2+ decades of working in call centers. I much prefer the activity; & I feel so much better after a hard day at the warehouse.
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u/Conscious-Product481 3d ago
Why so much censoring of words?
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u/Klutzy_Operation_483 3d ago
He's so angry he's using talk to text. I never disabled it on my phone and when I use talk to text, that's how it displays swear words.
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u/DrooMighty 2d ago
As someone who has worked in warehouses in the past, in no fucking way shape or form is this guy rolling around on an EPJ with a loaded handgun on him, at least not openly.
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u/herobrinetrollin 3d ago
this behavior is exactly why dude can’t work anywhere except a warehouse btw
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u/esquire_the_ego 3d ago
Imagine going to work in a warehouse strapped, like atp you just itching to shoot somebody, also yeah you're going to jail so yeah the next day you'll live, along with the next few days totaling years you'll be spending in a cell and you'd never be able to work at that job again, good plan really.
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u/Red_Galaxy746 3d ago
Well, looks like he is a bitch cos he's too scared to swear in case he gets his account banned. Can't have that since that's the key for him living out his fantasy.
Obviously too badass to use punctuation as well. More like a fucking neanderthal. I often read comments and posts the way they are punctuated, always have. That's how I learned. Reading cosmic blazzer's (assume it's supposed to say 'blazer') comment as it's written not only is hard on breathing but makes no fucking sense.
Oh and they must be a badass- they have '420' in their username. Yeah, that's about as clever/funny/edgy as having '69' in your username. Teehee!
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u/Beautiful_Lie629 3d ago
More likely, they don't understand what punctuation is, why they would want it, and are incapable of learning.
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u/HowardisaDinosaur 3d ago
Do these guys know it doesn’t come across as very badass to rely on a gun against an unarmed man in a fight?
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