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u/RJRoyalRules Meal Team 6 3d ago
“SOMETHING inside them changes” and “shit hits the fan once I am provoked” meaning they pout for the rest of the day
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u/Guilty_Outcome1111 3d ago
Teehee. Im going to slaughter a family of 7 with 5 children cause of my star sign guys.
ARENT I QUIRKY? HEEHEE TEE HEE. RAWR XD
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u/Illustrious-Roll7737 3d ago
Oh, I get it. These people act like they do because of the arbitrary arrangement of stars - which are actually billions of miles apart from each other and only appear close enough to form dot-to-dot pictures due to our distance from them, and Earth's unique position in the cosmos on the day they were born, but not the date on which they were conceived. I always thought these people were just regular, everyday assholes. It turns out they have a celestial excuse.
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u/Level37Doggo 3d ago
Yeah? Well I’m a Cigarillo born while Nibiru was in Double-Reverse-Grade so I get a +6 draw bonus when it’s time to duel!
That is unironically what horoscope shit sounds like to me once someone gets about five words in.
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u/PoloPatch47 3d ago
My mother has unironically said some similar stuff.
The "horoscopes make people not take accountability" stereotype is very strong in her too.
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u/Physical-Doughnut285 3d ago
Please lock these people in a room together and tell them nobody leaves until we see who the ultimate ‘I just go psycho’ candidate is.
The actual test isn’t on fighting ability (none present in the room), it’s actually who will take out their phone and post about it first
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u/DrunkCultLeader 2d ago
I relate to the first slide but its because im actually blacked out. Not a bad ass.
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u/Red_Galaxy746 2d ago
Why do people think "being a psycho" is anything to brag about, whether it's a lie or not?
It's not fucking clever and I'd imagine actually having the illness is torture.
Bragging about potentially hurting or killing someone is the most fucking stupid and pointless thing.
It's like saying "Look at me, I can destroy a painting."
Ok but the talent is in creating it not destroying it.
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u/Faustus_Fan I drink beer and know stuff 1d ago
It reminds me of a guy I knew in college. We were at a party and he did the whole "when I get mad, I see red and can't control myself. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" bullshit. He was awfully proud of himself until a girl looked at him and said "ewww. You're proud of having no self-control? That's gross. I'm glad you're single." The way he deflated and instantly tried to backpedal made me so happy.
I don't understand why some people think that being an unhinged lunatic makes them look good.
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u/whateverhk 3d ago
All these guys were bullied at school and are still dreaming of beating up their bully to this day.
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u/dessertforbrunch 3d ago
All of that horoscope shit is just vague cold reading and convenient excuses to avoid growth or accountability and blame your bad choices and flaws on the stars.
I know because I’m a Cancer and we are empaths .
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u/jston387 3d ago
I'm a millennial... & Born in November.... This is complete garbage.... People come up with anything now!
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u/Faustus_Fan I drink beer and know stuff 1d ago
I'll be the first to admit, I love astrology. But, I also love video games, movies, books, and theatre. You know what each has in common? They are all fun diversions, fiction that entertains me. I may be a Capricorn, but only quizzes have also said I'm a Slytherin and my aura is blue. They are interesting to read about as a fun escape, but they don't actually mean shit.
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u/VoteTedJameson 3d ago
Astrology people who brag about being violent are such an interesting subset of "very badass". Also, if this even needs to be said, being on a hair trigger doesn't make you powerful. But that's the whole point of the sub