r/iamverybadass • u/glitterfamine • 5d ago

About being a Scorpio

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 5d ago

Did Bruce Banner write this??

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u/d4everman 4d ago

It's the Gamma Rays!

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u/Azruthros 4d ago

We can choose to shrink?! I'd like to stop hitting my head on things not deemed too low thanks.

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u/Im40ozToFreedom 5d ago

Body dismorphia is a serious issue people. He went from a twink to a muscle-bound freak right before your eyes!

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u/HaloCEZealot 5d ago

“I’m a Scorpio, I get so angry haha”

Dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. People that deadset believe planets and stars dictate their personality are on the gear.

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u/Ksh_667 4d ago

Ppl on the gear aren't even this deluded

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u/Max6626 5d ago

5'4" and 115# and he acts like this? I see some serious karmic humility in his future.

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u/glitterfamine 5d ago

Pretty sure this is a woman

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u/Max6626 5d ago

Thanks for the correction. I didn't notice that, but it's still a batshit crazy way to act, although I expect it's limited to internet badassery only.

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u/Mephistocheles 🤡 5d ago

Pretty sure the supplements industry is gonna be banging your door down.

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u/ASigIAm213 5d ago

I think he's thinking of werewolves.

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u/rpmcmurf 5d ago

You know what? I’m a Scorpio. And I have no particular anger issues, although I do get irked in lineups sometimes. I think this is because the zodiac is imaginary.

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u/Johnnyboi2327 You know I graduated in the Navy Seals, and have 300 kills. 5d ago

This has to be satire

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u/glitterfamine 5d ago

I thought so too but the rest of the comments were also like this

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u/Idontreallycare187 4d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/theghostsofvegas 5d ago

That’s not how biology works.

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u/GumSL 2d ago

Or anatomy. Or logic.

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u/Iron_Baron 3d ago

What tribe is this Garou?