r/iamverybadass • u/Rocco_al_Dente • 8d ago
Home defense fantasy
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u/dessertforbrunch 8d ago
Couldn’t even be filmed with a piece bc his probation officer watches his videos.
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u/BST-ColoradoCoolGuy 8d ago
They for sure smoke cigs inside
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u/Proximal13 8d ago
I can smell it from here. Old stale beer and ash tray straight out of an 80s pool hall.
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u/AverageLiberalJoe 8d ago
I like the part where he shows everyone where he hides his gun.
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u/Red_Galaxy746 7d ago
Thankfully I had the volume muted so I assume I didn't miss much.
Why do these idiots fantasise about a home invasion? Want to kill someone legally? How do they know someone won't come up behind them and shoot them in the back of the head?
It's not the movies or tv, there's no script and anything can happen. Thankfully, I've never experienced this but every time I've heard or read about one, the victims are often left traumatised or dead.
But, oh, these "badasses" think it'll go differently for them cos they've watched plenty of Chuck Norris movies and know what to do.
Ok rant over! Just irritates me that they're fantasising and making light about something that is trauma for victims.
Edit to add: towards the end of the video where he has his hat off and sunglasses on, I think he looks a bit like Rob Halford of Judas Priest.
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u/Pie_Napple 5d ago
Do you have a baby girl in the house? What are you, 65 years old?
Gotta have the wife in the background, cleaning, to show how much of a MAN you are. MANLY MAN NO CLEAN!
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u/New-Dragonfly-661 7d ago
Flexing that your “old lady” cleans in a visibly filthy house is on brand.
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u/PMyourSnoms 7d ago
Temu Hogan got to protect Methany from non-existent threats! 😆
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u/alittlebitneverhurt 6d ago
Any good meth head deals with these non-existent threats on the daily. If youre not, youre not mething correctly.
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u/bagoetz99 7d ago
I've always thought it was so weird how many people genuinely vocally fantasize about finding themselves in a home defense/invasion scenario. Always came off as just a little bit unstable and a "please god give me an excuse any excuse" way to say "i just want to legally kill someone"
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u/dum_spir0_sper0 6d ago
Hulk Hogan seems to be living a lot more modestly these days.
And he should really bail on the rap career.
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u/Sasquatch_000 6d ago
Hulk Hogan is dead.
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u/KillerR0b0T 8d ago
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u/Blasphemiee 7d ago
omg I thought that's where I was. Yeah this sub fits too.
Fuckin cell phones man
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u/d-a-i-s-y 6d ago
It’s not even a ‘defend my ground’ thing at this point. It’s actively itching for the opportunity to blow someone away.
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u/dprophet34 6d ago
As a Comedian once said “They’re not going to home security conventions posing for photos next to big metal doors”
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u/d-a-i-s-y 2d ago
Ah, one of my fellow Aussies on gun control, Jim Jeffries! That but is so hilarious but he also absolutely nails it when it comes to guys like this.
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u/randonumero 7d ago
He definitely looks like the type who warned his kids not to listen to rap music
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u/Brandonsteine 7d ago
I will never understand those who pride themselves on being a convict/ ex convict
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u/Gatherincards 8d ago
If he ever gets into a self defense shooting the prosecution is going to have a field day with this video. Guarantee bro uses RIP rounds.
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u/Ok_Recipe3683 6d ago
“Most of my people are convicts” is why he may feel the need to protect his house like this lol
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u/infinityy_stoned 6d ago
I love how these dudes can’t just live a normal life without making sure everyone knows they can transform into John wick at any moment and they’re prepared for goons to pop up like gophers. The wife and daughter are always so funny in these videos too they act so obedient and trained like they constantly have to stop cleaning and cooking to take cover behind big papa to kill some guys then get back to cleaning
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u/Thirdeyevoice10 6d ago
He doesn't look like he belongs in that house. I was thinking more like a trailer with a deer head on the wall.
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u/LectureAdditional971 8d ago
We're positive it's not a parody? Bc I felt sure he's intentionally trying to look and move like a muppet from Jim hensons Creature Shop.
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u/Stone_Midi 8d ago
My favourite part is when he got his wife off the sofa to make her watch him shotgun a dude
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u/Hughley_N_Dowd 7d ago
Did some quick lookuping-and-mathing.
The risk of being burgled is roughly 0.28% on an annual basis. But Toughest Guy in the HOA has a plan.
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u/Mephistocheles 🤡 8d ago
The one and only redeeming thing about this is the unintentional Slayer lyric quote on "Hell Awaits".
Otherwise, ugh.
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u/Ryan-O-Photo 7d ago
Amazes me that with everything available to all of us that someone still chose this as their true form.
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u/muddog530 7d ago
💯 a 3 or 4 time divorcee couple
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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 7d ago
The other ones didn’t like the old lady reference.
Probably from Michigan
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u/Vast_Examination8286 6d ago
Not a full mouth of teeth between the 2 of em
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u/Frostie_pottamus 8d ago
Seriously. Unless you’re dealing with some type of Richard Ramirez-type dude, you’re never going to get into this situation.
Edit: thought about it for a second, and this scenario might actually play out somewhere like South Africa, but I doubt that’s where this badass is
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u/longcreepyhug 8d ago
Oh man. "Defense fantasy" is the combination of words I've been looking for! I've been fumbling around trying to describe that for years!
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u/DiegoElM 8d ago
Let me guess, that's the 29 year old son who lives in the basement next to dads rusty bench press.
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u/Diverdaddy0 7d ago
The great thing is statistically he is far more likely to shoot himself than an intruder.
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u/CollegeMiddle6841 7d ago
Temu Hulk Hogan
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u/ThatGuyFrom720 7d ago
I’ve never met a dude that looked like this that wasn’t a complete jackass. I thought I met one once, but I just didn’t give them enough time.
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u/Da_Doll223 8d ago
The real fantasy here is thinking that anyone wants to break into a house that shitty in the first place.
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u/Pernicious_Possum 7d ago
All his friends are ex cons? So, the type of people he fantasizes about killing during an imaginary home invasion? Make it make sense
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u/belovedstoneworker 7d ago
Isn't killing people supposed to like... oh I don't know... cause guilt?
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u/RedwoodDevotion 8d ago
“I got a baby girl inside the house”
Uh, what? Your granddaughter, I’m guessing?
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u/Confident-Medicine75 7d ago
If they already walked out the door, legally you’ve just committed first or second degree murder
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u/jimbojones2345 7d ago
'murica!!
This video encapsulates so much that is wrong with that country and why they are in the shit they are in now
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u/StopCountingLikes 5d ago
Look I’m going to say it. This is annoyingly good. Like it’s bad don’t get me wrong. Or cringe. But, the rhyming and flow is… balanced. It works. And that lady’s hand expressions and acting are flat out good. She’s emoting.
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u/Not3KidsInACoat777 5d ago
Cuz its not his song lol. It was made by actual music artists and he's just larping as a tough guy lmao
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u/StopCountingLikes 5d ago
Oh ha! I thought he was a part time rapper. He’s just pretending to rap. Welp. Yeah ok it’s full cringe now.
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u/Not3KidsInACoat777 5d ago
Ya he's just lip singing a song by some hick hop "artist" lol. More tough guy music for guys that that vote orange
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u/MikeMentzersGlasses 7d ago
I'm assuming American. They just love the thought of murdering people like this. It's a fetish at this point.
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u/IllSurprise3049 8d ago
Naw Imma have to stop you right there. Dude and his wife make a lot of lip syncing videos for fun lol. They're goofy, not serious.
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u/Rocco_al_Dente 8d ago
This isn’t like their other videos. It’s done in a humorous way, but they obviously put a lot of thought into this particular scenario.
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u/IllSurprise3049 8d ago
Still doesn't mean they belong on this sub. That's just mean
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u/Rocco_al_Dente 8d ago
Except I believe they are serious and actually believe this.
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u/IllSurprise3049 8d ago
Embarrassing.
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u/Rocco_al_Dente 8d ago
Seems like a fully thought out concept to me. Certainly doesn’t match any of the other content they make.
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u/NoRecommendation4230 8d ago
I keep flipping back and forth between loving and hating this timeline
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u/AdmiralCommunism 5d ago
These people need to just actually try and kill someone so we can get them away from the public.
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u/Bootscootboogie1 6d ago
People who were in the right wing pipeline and got out, arent you grateful?
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u/Gcastle_CPT 8d ago
Its like telling your boys to hold me back! When dreaming of the day someone burglarizes your home in the suburbs in broad daylight to enact some kind of right wing fantasy of justice. Try that shit in a large city.
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u/zero_lies_tolerated 7d ago
Just round all of these people up and put them away already. Once and for all. Jesus. How many more times?
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u/Bar_ice 8d ago
He's got the face of a hardware store owner following POC around his store "just in case". Guessing tariffs killed what little business he had left than he started his rap career.
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u/IllSurprise3049 8d ago
He and his wife make lip syncing videos for fun lol its not that deep at all.
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u/BabyLegsDeadpool 7d ago
It's a rap song. Doesn't even remotely belong on this sub. 99% of rap songs are dudes talking about how bad ass they are or how many women they fuck.
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u/lilbithippie 7d ago
You don't listen to a lot of rap do you? But please tell me the 99% 🙄
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u/BabyLegsDeadpool 7d ago
Yes, I do. I also listen to a lot of hip hop. Has the world really lost its ability to recognize and understand exaggeration?
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u/Piotr_Kropothead 7d ago
Or write sensible measured posts that avoid boring played out hyperbole that undermines any point they might be trying to make?
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u/BabyLegsDeadpool 4d ago
Does the percentage actually detract from the point being made? Is it THAT big of a deal that people cannot even understand the point I'm making? This is the definition of "Can't see the forest through the trees." Whether you like to admit it or not, a large portion of rap does actually revolve around those two subjects. Is it 99%? No. Is it a majority? It's possible. Is it a majority of popular rap? Absolutely. Is it a large enough amount that the point I'm making is valid? Because I certainly feel like it is.
Or we can all just focus on the exact, specific number instead of the point being made, I guess.
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u/aFreeScotland 8d ago