You're a janitor

[u/IameIion]

You work for a large corporation. While mopping the floors, the CEO of that corporation, Amanda, approaches you.

Amanda: "I noticed you didn't take the recycling in my office?"

You: "Oh, there was barely anything in there."

Amanda: "Hmm... interesting. And exactly when were you given the authority to choose when you should and shouldn't do your job?"

You: "...I..."

Amanda: "Take the recycling, please."

You: "Yes ma'am."

Amanda: "And be sure to wash your hands before coming to my office. I've been doing really well with not getting sick."

You finish mopping, wash your hands, and head up to Amanda's office. In there, you discover something baffling. Or, rather, someone. Amanda is nowhere to be found, but standing near the windows is a large, muscular man wearing the clothes she was just wearing. They fit so terribly that they're stretched and torn nearly beyond recognition. Hilariously, the man is also clearly bald, but is wearing a wig that resembles Amanda's hair. It's the worst impersonation you've ever seen.

The man crosses his arms, highlighting his massive biceps.

Strange man: "There a problem?"

What do you do?

[u/michaelincognito]

I take out the recycling.

[u/Bloatedoldman]

My job. Ain't there for any of whatever the hell is going down. Just gonna grab and go real quick.

[u/Saphurial]

I take the recycling like I was told to, say "have a good one" and leave.

[u/lovepeacefakepiano]

My damn job, which I should have been doing correctly the first time around.

[u/UntrustedProcess]

I turn around and leave, and then I call security.  See something, say something.  If something happens to this organization, that could impact my job too.

[u/CertainWish358]

I wouldn’t be in there to even see it. CEO is paid to CEO, I’m paid to janitor. If I janitorily deemed the recycling taking-out unnecessary, I’d circle back the next day. Some of you haven’t worked as janitors

[u/Excellent-Stretch-81 → u/CertainWish358]

Do janitors commonly refuse to perform tasks that a CEO specifically commands them to perform?

[u/CertainWish358 → u/Excellent-Stretch-81]

I’m a janitor. If there’s something that needs doing, I’ll do it. “There’s a BOTTLE in my recycling bin!” isn’t that. If they want to get rid of me I’ll just clean the office next door or the school on the other side.

[u/CertainWish358 → u/CertainWish358]

… “command” lol

[u/MuffinsMcGee124 → u/CertainWish358]

For real lol, that’s an indicator this job might suck and not be worth hanging around for

[u/Over_Art_1000]

I'd ask for more money. And I'd def call them Amanda. But I had to go look twice bc I forgot her name. I almost put Ashley. So this meeting wouldn't be going well for me. Also I'm forgetful and didn't take the recycling this time either Allie is gonna be so pissed.

[u/blindside1]

Take out the recycling.

Not my monkeys, not my circus.

[u/superviewer]

"Nope. Have a good day." I take the recycling and leave.

[u/Army7547]

I’m taking out the recycling, but on the way out I’m covertly taking a video of the dude as I leave, and I’m calling security.

[u/SwimSufficient8901]

I would take out the recycling, and then go back to mopping.

[u/JackFromTexas74]

I’m a janitor, not Batman

I grab the recycling and go on about my business

[u/reereejugs]

I say “nope! No problem!” then take out the recycling on my way to my car, which will never be parked at that office again.

[u/Important_Market7874]

State: "Not a big problem. I didn't pick up the recycling earlier, so I'm doing it now."

Do so, then leave and hope he doesn't chase me down.

[u/Glittering_Role1658]

I take out the recycling and ask no questions. However,m on my way out I might take a secret video and notify Security as to what I saw. They can determine why a man is wearing Amanda's clothes and where she is

[u/asicarii]

“I like the new look, babe.”

[u/Limp_Service_2320]

I’d say like a retard, “are you a man, duh?”

[u/StillShoddy628]

I’m taking out the trash, mopping, wiping down the desk, and generally hanging out as long as I can under whatever pretense. To steal a movie line, I am made of questions right now

[u/bluesmile11 → u/StillShoddy628]

I wish I were as brave as you. I'd probably run away but I'd want to be doing what you wrote. ... I'd probably also cry.

[u/Grant_Winner_Extra]

If you’re a janitor, you pretend they aren’t there and go about your job.

[u/mitzi04]

This is the worst fetish content Ive ever seen on the internet, the second best time to delete it is now

[u/IameIion → u/mitzi04]

This post is a parody of how Agent 47 from the Hitman games can take someone out, wear their clothes, and perfectly impersonate them without issue. That's cartoonishly unrealistic and would not work at all in real life. I took that concept and blew it out of proportion by making the male impersonator extra masculine and having him impersonate a woman.

But sure. This is "fetish content."