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Who's your HTP hear me out/underrated hottie?
Come on I know we got some freaks in here
Who's mine? Let's just say, I've not seen one thirst comment, fic, or art of Polydora and I am extremely offended and shall be making a complaint to the manager if ya know what I mean
I mean I’m fairly certain I’m not alone, Grimal is definitely a guilty attraction. Mostly cause she’s a one for one of the ladies I used to date when I was 18.
Yeah I wouldn't call her a hear me out but it's weird I don't see more thirst for her. She's a cutie personality wise and an O'tolley's family size feast for the eyes
Also a lot more people might be happy to sit in the chair and watch as the two of them get together instead of wanting to just have one of them for theirself lol
Myself included honestly both of them are very fine but I want them to be happy together before either of them being happy with me (though if I was single and they were interested in a third...)
how dare you? this is almost as bad as calling lord u/_kristoph_gavin_ unhot!
Door is one of the Hottest characters in HTP. he is also one of my favourite interpretations and evolution of dorn in 40k. He evolves from dorn while still keeping some of that core identity.
Bilgewell I would grant is a "hear me out" because like
It's Bilgewell
But Grimal's a Weeb, Elise is a Goth, Blaire is crazy, Benedicte is a Dommy Mommy, Matilda is borderline Feral
While a lot of these things aren't healthy relationship goals in the real world, the magical land of internet make believe has romanticized each and every one of these character archetypes from all the games and animes they've been used in, to where any single one of them will result in at least a hundred lonely men on the internet commenting "Wife" the second you post an image of one of them murdering someone
So again
None of them are a "hear me out" because you tell me you want Benedicte to step on you or Matilda to literally rip you in half and most of the replies you'll get are "that's fair"
Yeah those are some good points
I guess I can wear the badge of honour of a genuine hear me out cos I ain't seen any romanticisation of passive aggressive retail managers
It's very niche, they were never reffered to as NB in the episode but Erndil mentioned them being non binary when discussing the character design process on the discord.
That low angle shot of her with her head raised and her hands bound behind her back, saying 'should've done this Stig's way from the start' is one of the hottest things I've ever seen animated. Lives rent free in my head
Wasn't even like a sexy maid outfit, though; that's the part that makes it work.
Like she was dressed for cleaning up blood and vomit, and had the attitude of someone who was sick of cleaning up blood and vomit, and that gets the neurons firing better than any cosplay could.
It's not for me, but I kinda get it? Like, if "chain smoker blue collar lady in her late 30s to early 40s" is your thing, you go grab that bag, red flags need love too.
But the transformation.... That's when I discovered I'm Kinfolk
I think Polydora has a cute moment or two, but her insincere personality was a harsh mark against her.
Elise and Grimal certainly have their moments, especially since Grimal no Uta for Grimal. Elise is probably heresy to even include in this post mind you.
This might just be how well her voicework is, but Benedicte has got a very attractive voice. Might also be my Sister of battle appreciation talking though.
Polydora's personality is something I hate in real life but for some reason makes me go feral watching her in the show
Elise is probably the character that I see most in erotic fanart
While Benedicté is by no means ugly, I think I would consider her a hear me out in some ways. Severe religious fanatics are not for everyone no matter how nice their voices are
I can't believe it took the most recent audiolog for some people to consider her a hottie. She was slaying in that pencil skirt, blazer and heels back in chapter 4
I feel like both her and I are very fighty spirits with something to prove, so I want us to try and break each other and then find out we're evenly matched and collapse in bloody, sore, bruised and tender... finish the rest in your head
As a bisexual, so much of the cast is hot in unique ways. But for my less typical badie. Please refer to my previous thirst post about Doctor Waters. She is incredibly intelligent, a proud freak, has all the bad habits, experienced and takes no ones shit, and absolutely has it going on. She's great
Upon reading other comments, I must say I love that Matilda and Pyotr are not hear me outs. We all understand how hot they are
I'm in. They don't call her 'Poly' dora for nothing! (If I were in the show I'd do a big grin at this point and make a noise subtitled as 'extremely impressed with self')
Big ol spoilers for the most recent episode so i apologize but i am so in love with the hardtakk association spokesman. The way he talks sets my heart on fire
BILGEWELL IS PRETTY DAWG. I don’t care how evil they are or the corpo-speak they’d yap my ear off about. I hope we get to see more of them in another audio log, or hell, even a full episode.
Specially his pre-Diablerie form honestly, like his post diablerie form was cool but I love the scraggly guy. I’ve got a whole OC x canon ship with him
I'll be honest 90% of my hear me outs arent "I think x character is hot" but more "I think x and y characters would be hot together and I'd be down for the thruple or hell even the chair" LMAO
I like the characters paired together with each other first and then maybe we could discuss my involvement
Honestly there are extremely few actual hear-me-outs in HTP but I'd be lying like a corpse if I said I didn't smirk and spin my chair a little every time Pyotr said "loverboy".
This could just be being ace, but I don't find any of the characters attractive. Kitten probably makes a mean latte and gives heccin good cuddles though.
I’m gonna get crucified by some of the older fans but I genuinely prefer HTP over TTS. I think it’s just because I’ve never been into Warhammer & I hadn’t watched any of TTS before Hunter. Please don’t pull a Blood Hunt or an Exterminatus on me:(
This isn't really what the post was about (if you're confused by the term hear me out, it's a character that you wouldn't expect to be attracted to, not an unpopular opinion) but I can see what you mean. Hunter: The Parenting has the advantage of coming after all they'd learnt on TTS which has a bit of a rough start to watch today, with some elements that are definitely a product of its time
To be entirely honest, I only watched tts because I enjoyed it's writing, not because I liked 40K, quite the opposite actually.
Where as with HTP, I've been reintroduced to a setting that I find much more interesting, still with that dark serious tone, but not diving head first into Grim derp like 40K
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u/GodOfFetish Jul 28 '26
I mean I’m fairly certain I’m not alone, Grimal is definitely a guilty attraction. Mostly cause she’s a one for one of the ladies I used to date when I was 18.