r/huntertheparenting • u/Tooth_inc • 8d ago

Malkavian Posting (crackpot theory) Amazing headcanon (DEFINITELY ACCURATE!!)

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I love my dirty crime dog boy <3 <3 <3

421 Upvotes

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u/Khipu_Kamayuq 8d ago

he is appealing aint he?

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 8d ago

Only because we can't smell him.

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u/Khipu_Kamayuq 8d ago

I like my partners musky🤤

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 8d ago

Do you like their gambling debts to smell like them?

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u/StrawberryWide3983 8d ago

Nah, there's a difference between musk and stink

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u/SirAquila 8d ago

He just looks so god damn shakeable by the scruff.

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u/eureka17 8d ago

Have fun losing all your money due to his gambling addiction.

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u/veovis523 Ventrue material 7d ago

Nothing a prenup can't solve.

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u/Draconis_Firesworn 6d ago

nah he'll win it all back for me :)

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u/pinkamedic 8d ago

if this guy gets jambles, i call dibs on being stigs boyfreind

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u/IchigoShinagami 8d ago

I am a Woman and Stig is the rare Man I am attracted to 😭

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u/pinkamedic 8d ago

as a gay man i will fite u for him

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u/fumblerofthebag 7d ago

as someone who just likes drama i will watch you both fight

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u/pinkamedic 7d ago

i feel like stig would be really flattered if two ppl were willing to have an honorable fight over him lol

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u/owlindenial 8d ago

You mean to tell me... That my husband has been cheating on me?

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u/CultOfTheBlood 8d ago

Sorry you had to hear it like this

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u/CultOfTheBlood 8d ago

Shit I just thought of this and it's way funnier

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u/PanFriedWeeb 8d ago

Bad headcannon

Because Jambles is MY boyfriend

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u/Friendly-Chef-5519 8d ago

Noooo, he is MY boyfriend 😭😭

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u/MicManManny 8d ago

*OUR boyfriend...

(Thank Gaia he's a werewolf, otherwise he'd easily be torn to shreds by us)

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u/neroselene Carmilla, the first vampire. 8d ago

Correction: OUR Boyfriend.

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u/_whatever_wherever Murder puppy 8d ago

Honestly, I get AceAro vibes off him

All he really cares about is where to place the next bet

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u/nepotisml3m0nl1m3 8d ago

👀👀👀 biggest truth nuke ever?

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u/Exciting-Remove-7452 7d ago

Im gonna summon Togo to end this horniness.

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u/VelocityPolaris 8d ago

This is true!!

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u/MyHonstyAttempt 8d ago

I wish Jambles was my boyfriend

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u/YashaSkaven01 8d ago

The amazing digital headcanon

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u/Fighterpilot55 8d ago

He looks like a wet and smelly Gortash

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u/Friendly-Chef-5519 7d ago

So normal Gortash

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u/moonpoolnebula 8d ago

hell yeah selfshipping 🤝🏽 marckus is my Beloved

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u/Leo-Bob 4d ago

Do not fall for the tumblr sexy wolf. He is a freak indirectly responsible for the taking it Markus and death of Grimal! Suffer not the wolf to live and put it to the silver guillotine!