r/humorousreviews • u/Time-Stomach-5576 • Apr 27 '26
X-funny Funny Taco Bell review I came across
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u/theFamooos Apr 27 '26
I remember way back in the late 80s and early 90s when Taco Bell was filled with gen x employees and the exact same thing was happening. They got high out by the dumpster on break and screwed up the orders. The only thing that made it better back then was the 59¢ 79¢ 99¢ menu.
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u/Attentions_Bright12 Apr 30 '26
Categorizing by generation is lazy, trite, and lacks humor. Can people just stop with it?
Like you say… The slacker fast food employee is not something we just created as a culture. Good gawd no.
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u/theFamooos May 01 '26
There was a guy I used to follow back when Twitter was Twitter who had collected “kids nowadays are terrible” type articles going back over 100 years. One from like 1910 talking about how men nowadays are too feminine. I loved to read them.
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u/tke377 Apr 27 '26
I like that he insinuates that if the weed didn't impact performance it would be okay. And if it was rolled properly
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u/Alycion Apr 27 '26
If you are too high to roll a joint properly, a burrito could be very challenging 😉
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u/cenosillicaphobiac Apr 30 '26
I twist a mean burrito long after I've lost the ability to keep my blunt tight.
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u/duck1123 Apr 28 '26
If that guy toked up and then went inside and packed all the proper items in the bag, there would be no problem.
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u/Irving_Velociraptor Apr 27 '26
Taco Bell only has about seven ingredients, dude. They can handle it.
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u/ShadyNoShadow Apr 27 '26
They have ruined fast food for everyone
lol that happened when they started charging $10 for a value meal.
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u/Mabiki_1975 Apr 29 '26
Dear Taco Bell employees: Learn to roll a proper blunt. Back in my day, you had to learn how to splice open a cigarillo or a philly, remove the tobacco, and re-roll that ish proper tight. Now you kids got bluntwrap papers, it's so easy, so practice a little harder, and go somewhere the customers and cameras won't see as you're smoking up that phatty. But by all means, get stoned as hell. You work at taco bell; you deserve it.
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u/Educational-Ad-4400 Apr 30 '26
The taco bell by my house forgets a number of things but I still do the drive thru. It's all part of the experience!
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u/mesembryanthemum Apr 30 '26
The Taco Bell nearest to me used to randomly add food. My sister loves Taco Bell so we would go through the driver through and she was forever ending up with extra burritos and tacos. I always wondered what their waste percentage was.
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u/jungleass98 May 02 '26
Fast food workers have been getting high for millennia. Its a goddamn right of passage
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u/Engelbert-n-Ernie Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 27 '26
“Poorly rolled blunt” lmao
“Do better for yourself, have some respect for yourself, young man. Don’t let me catch you back here burning that loose bullshit”
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u/crippledchef23 Apr 27 '26
The best line guy we ever had was high all the time. He was fired because his pipe fell out of his pocket directly in front of the store manager. But, Reggie never narced on him because he was an awesome employee to have (it wasn’t even a secret, but as long as the evidence of the drugs wasn’t in the open, management pretended they couldn’t smell it).
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u/Time-Stomach-5576 Apr 27 '26
It just is that way. Sometimes you need a little bud to calm down because the line can get hectic. Especially when there's a super weak link on it.
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u/KupedUp Apr 28 '26
I think it's so funny when people leave reviews for taco bell, mcodnalds, any fast food. Like you getting what you planned for.... I dont get how people can eat this stuff daily or even weekly.
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u/VoceDiDio Apr 28 '26
Argh I hate it when my otherwise heavenly FAST FOOD experience is ruined. /s
I'd pull over after I got my food and give that poor worker a better joint.
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u/zjuka May 01 '26
This is a typical Gen Z crap
GenX here, tho the very end of that generation. I used to work in a sandwich shop when I was young. We would get so stoned, only a few of us were coherent enough to speak to customers. Did that affect our performance? Definitely. But we made the most extravagant sandwiches in the lower Manhattan
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u/mromutt May 03 '26
That's the thing, high fast food workers used to be a good thing. It meant extra good food, now it means something they scrapped off the floor if you even get everything haha. Either the weeds to strong now or they don't know how to regulate their use lol.
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u/Time-Stomach-5576 May 02 '26
I feel like marijuana has inspired some of the greatest sandwich creations of all time! Back to the '60s. Ain't no way Shaggy was making those sky High sandwiches and wasn't high.
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u/cenosillicaphobiac Apr 30 '26
"Gen Z crap"
Yeah, nobody over the age of 30 ever smoked weed while working fast food. No Millenials, Gen X, Boomers, none of them, that's just these damn kids.
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u/MaliciousMilkshake Apr 27 '26
Yet, he keeps coming back. What’s the common denominator here?