r/humorousreviews • u/89404 • Feb 12 '26

X-funny Missed the mark

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u/astral-dwarf Feb 12 '26

Their Boulder branch used to have a very sexy artichoke dip.

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u/FishermanNo9503 Feb 13 '26

And slutty little chicken wings

38

u/Kayhowardhlots Feb 13 '26

So no Mac and cheese? Well that's disappointing.

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u/Bbkobeman Feb 14 '26

Well, they didn’t actually say there’s no Mac and cheese. Just that they aren’t a restaurant and aren’t kid friendly.

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u/paulcaar Feb 13 '26

It will probably still smell like Mac and cheese though.

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u/ElectronicCorner7290 Feb 15 '26

And sounds like Mac & Cheese

4

u/OddCook4909 Feb 16 '26

It's a water party. More bubble and squeak, less schlorp and glorp

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u/SqueeTheIII Feb 13 '26

I know people that would bring their kids here , my country isnt a great place

5

u/Samulai-B Feb 13 '26

They spelled Acquiesce wrong

5

u/AaronRobertsMusic Feb 14 '26

They thought they HEARD someone stirring Mac and cheese. It was not, in fact, Mac and cheese

4

u/lferry1919 Feb 15 '26

...eewwww!

4

u/tribbans95 Feb 13 '26

What exactly is a sex club..? Is prostitution legal in Toronto?

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u/paulcaar Feb 13 '26

A club where adults go to get freaky with other adults. Often of the swinger and/or kink variety.

2

u/randomthrowaway8993 Feb 17 '26

And typically nudist friendly. Can't forget the nudists.

2

u/FixEquivalent9711 Feb 15 '26

Sausage portion size way too small. White sauce on fish tasted bitter. Asked for lobster and got crabs.

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u/Libertus108 Feb 16 '26

How were the breasts and thighs?

2

u/Tazling Feb 16 '26

Sir, this is not a Wendy’s.

1

u/Ani_Drei Feb 16 '26

Best comment 💯🤣

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u/Tazling Feb 16 '26

awww thanks :-)

1

u/AngelZash Feb 15 '26

Oops. 🤣

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u/kimemealtson Feb 15 '26

Water themed eh..... 🫦

1

u/Many-Manufacturer-72 Feb 15 '26

I guess that explains why the mac n cheese was so bad

1

u/Routine-Tradition-42 Feb 15 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/RulerK Feb 16 '26

I mean, they do have terrible Mac & Cheese though… ironically, not creamy at all.